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His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Free Spirits of the Jungle

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Oct 26, 2010, 1:58:30 PM10/26/10
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One Supreme Leader, Obedience, Loyalty, Suffering and a "Great Future"
are all components of both Communism and Christianity.

I think it's a matter of opportunism: If they are born in a communist
society, they go along with it; and if they are born in a capitalist
society, they choose the social "camouflage" given by religion.

Only in the surface they hate each other --if only because they don't
believe the opponent will "deliver the goods"... Remember, life in
Heaven will be very similar to Communism.

I was just thinking of the contrast with the Wisdom of the Jungle,
where LIFE IS SAVORED ONE DAY AT A TIME. Hey, no BS, beautiful day to
go and ride a bicycle.

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Banana Revolution...

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Edward Dolan

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Oct 26, 2010, 5:17:39 PM10/26/10
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"His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Free Spirits of the Jungle"
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> One Supreme Leader, Obedience, Loyalty, Suffering and a "Great Future"
> are all components of both Communism and Christianity.
>
> I think it's a matter of opportunism: If they are born in a communist
> society, they go along with it; and if they are born in a capitalist
> society, they choose the social "camouflage" given by religion.
>
> Only in the surface they hate each other --if only because they don't
> believe the opponent will "deliver the goods"... Remember, life in
> Heaven will be very similar to Communism.
>
> I was just thinking of the contrast with the Wisdom of the Jungle,
> where LIFE IS SAVORED ONE DAY AT A TIME. Hey, no BS, beautiful day to
> go and ride a bicycle.
>
> The following beautiful page is brought to you as a courtesy of the
> Banana Revolution...

TM is a poor crazy bastard who just posts on his one favorite subject -
hatred of motor vehicles because they interfere with his use of the roads.
His other favorite subject is attacking Christianity. If you respond to this
poor crazy bastard, then you are a poor crazy bastard too.

He likes to reference monkeys and other wild animals normally found only in
zoos because he is most likely a wild beast himself. I think he fornicates
with monkeys, but I can't prove it.

TM should confine himself to just one thread instead of proliferating them
like a poor crazy bastard. He is insane of course. I liken him to the
village idiot of olden times. The difference these days is that no one any
longer recognizes the village idiot because idiocy has become so widespread.

But I will be here to remind one and all of what a poor crazy bastard TM is.
It is mark of My Greatness that I can still recognize the village idiot even
if the rest of you can't.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Free Spirits of the Jungle

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Oct 27, 2010, 12:20:18 AM10/27/10
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On Oct 26, 11:44 pm, Velociraptor
<velociraptor_nice_reptile_EATS_SPAMM...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
> On Tue, 26 Oct 2010 13:32:22 -0700 (PDT), "His Highness the
> TibetanMonkey & the Free Spirits of the Jungle"
>
> <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >On Oct 26, 1:03 pm, e_space <espace1...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> why dont you start out by describing your societal cure all, and lets
> >> see if anyone buys into your platform? never know, you may convince me
> >> to vote for the first time in my life ... ;-^)
>
> >I already told you to go for the revolution. Don't vote because God
> >doesn't like democracy.
>
> >He runs the world as a TYRANT and he's A COMMUNIST.
>
> As long as He is a Trotskyist, that is all right. I was a Trotskyist.
> Trotskyists are very nice communists because they never actually
> manage to take over a country and suffer the embarrassment of being in
> charge.
>
> If I was a God, I would make sure that someone else did the donkey
> work of being in charge.

If I was God I'd be retired and living somewhere in the Caribbean.
Calypso would play in the background, and pot scent would be in the
air.

Then tell the guy in the White House what's the next move.

Communism is like religion: It sounds good until they are in power.
They go against human nature and lie about it.

I like this approch:

"Every line I have written since 1936 has been written, directly or
indirectly, against totalitarianism," quotes George Orwell

http://georgeorwell.t35.com/articles/2/Orwell%20and%20Marx%20Animalism%20vs%20Marxism.htm

>
> >What kind of "luxuries" do you expect to find in Heaven? A pair of
> >wings and sandals at most. Maybe some robe, maybe. If you don't get
> >one, then it'll be a NAKED COMMUNIST UTOPIA.
>
> Oh dear, primitive communism. Marx claimed that all the earliest
> societies, before they invented private property, were communist.

Except for someone who was always trying to run the group. Or wanting
your girlfriend. You always had to carry a big stick around.

>
> >And your opinion isn't welcomed either, so you better speak up now or
> >never. That's what I do.
>
> Certainly comrade, freedom of speech is a bourgeois distraction:(

Only if we let it be a distraction. We can make it a past time.

Edward Dolan

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Oct 27, 2010, 12:38:53 AM10/27/10
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TM is a poor crazy bastard who just posts on his one favorite subject -

His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Free Spirits of the Jungle

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Oct 27, 2010, 12:42:21 AM10/27/10
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On Oct 27, 12:38 am, "Edward Dolan" <edo...@iw.net> wrote:
> "His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Free Spirits of the Jungle"<nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >http://georgeorwell.t35.com/articles/2/Orwell%20and%20Marx%20Animalis...

You know what's going on in the jungle?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AY2HPvoqSTE&NR=1&feature=fvwp

Edward Dolan

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Oct 27, 2010, 2:27:36 AM10/27/10
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[...]

>You know what's going on in the jungle?

I am fed up with your animal metaphors. How about I liken you to your god
damn fucking monkeys myself? Yea, I think you are really into monkeys. What
is there about them makes you want to fornicate with them? I think the rest
of us would like to know about the depths of your depravity.

And your attacks on Christianity are truly mind boggling. How would an idiot
like you know anything about anything so abstract as religion. You are
strictly a concrete knower, one who knows about monkey asses and penises and
not much else.

If there is a God, let us hope that He will consign you to Hell from whence
you came. Yea, I pray every day that some motorist there in Florida will
take you out of your misery. And the sooner the better!

Fucking Regards,

His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Free Spirits of the Jungle

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Oct 27, 2010, 10:31:10 AM10/27/10
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On Oct 27, 6:25 am, TLC <tlc.tere...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Oh High One,
>
> You have reached a lowness in understanding! What is the HYPOCRISY
> in Communism? And where is Utopia offered?

It sounds like the lowness in the Media: Doesn't matter so long as
ratings are up!

Anyway, my infinite Wisdom of the Jungle is here to help me escape
that aggravated accusation. I grew up in one communist nation.
Everybody must be part of the game and pretend to "love the Great
Leader." People would discuss reality in privacy but that was
dangerous. The Great Leader however assured us that despite all the
temporary hardships, a great green pasture was in the horizon.
Moreover he promised us no escape if he were attacked, similar to Jim
Jones.

If it doesn't sound like Christianity too, I don't know what does.

His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Free Spirits of the Jungle

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Oct 27, 2010, 10:50:44 AM10/27/10
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On Oct 27, 6:08 am, Slinkey <paul.davi...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
> On 27 Oct, 06:46, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Free Spirits
> of the Jungle" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > Don't you find it amazing that 99% of Russians voted for the Communist
> > Party,
>
> I thought they didn't have a choice but to vote for a communist party
> in Russia? If I remember correctly there were more than one party but
> all were communist.

You had to vote and you had to speak of your loyalty to the idea.

Here we got two parties, and they are both for predatory capitalism!
Any weakness may be a sign of socialism. ;)

>
> > and that some 80% of Americans and nearly 100% of their elected
> > officials are religious in this day and age?
>
> Well, 100% claim to be religious I think would be a better way of
> putting it.

So are they all lying? Don't we have honest ones? They wouldn't be in
office?

>
> > Lots of camouflage in that POLITICAL JUNGLE, right?
>
> Well, they attempt to have camouflage, but I would say the one who has
> the best usually becomes president.

Well, it's also a matter of being chosen by the Puppet Masters. They
are behind everything.

Edward Dolan

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Oct 27, 2010, 10:57:47 PM10/27/10
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TM is a poor crazy bastard who just posts on his one favorite subject -

hatred of motor vehicles because they interfere with his use of the roads.
His other favorite subject is attacking Christianity. If you respond to this
poor crazy bastard, then you are a poor crazy bastard too.

He likes to reference monkeys and other wild animals normally found only in
zoos because he is most likely a wild beast himself. I think he fornicates
with monkeys, but I can't prove it.

TM should confine himself to just one thread instead of proliferating them
like a poor crazy bastard. He is insane of course. I liken him to the
village idiot of olden times. The difference these days is that no one any
longer recognizes the village idiot because idiocy has become so widespread.

But I will be here to remind one and all of what a poor crazy bastard TM is.
It is mark of My Greatness that I can still recognize the village idiot even
if the rest of you can't.

Regards,

His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Free Spirits of the Jungle

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Oct 27, 2010, 11:06:30 PM10/27/10
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Hey, it's just a saying. Actually rats got more common sense than this
old fart.
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