"Masturbation for Peace" Campaign
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
bike in reasonable safety or that I don't believe in prayers... this
may be the way to go for those who want to do something against all
that waste of energy out there)
On May 25, 12:52 pm, "dannas" <inva...@invalid.com> wrote:
> The solar system and you will poop your pootie as you fail to understand
> your neighbors and friends, and you will feel so much freer and more capable
> of living the life Obama have always dreamed of, in fact your life will go
> away and your life will become a fake dream. It will become like a polluted
> river flowing into the ocean, your life will flow like a sick river, there
> will no longer be the wounded inner child(s) to stop the masturbation, or
> your family karma getting in the way of the urine flow. Your lessons will
> get easier and easier, as your mind gets simple, you will move into a
> completely new world taking yourselves into a very special place, by the
> spaceship, feeling much love, your body feeling light and ecstatic as your
> thoughts will become your sick reality. Automatically your thoughts will
> begin got be more and more positive and manic and more and more loving and
> your reality will become more and more Obama loving.
You inspire me to launch this campaign in which we practice 'self
love' (your words) instead of hate, and prove that the energy of the
world is better wasted on anything other than war.
And since you seem to practice what you preach (or so we hope), you
have to let us know when we start. We need to act ASAP, in light of
the international crisis with Korea as well as Afghanistan, Iran, etc.
This campaign sounds like something explosive, doesn't it?
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THE WISE TIBETAN MONKEY SAYS
"Don't waste energy on war or SUVs"
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
indifferent to PEACE & RIDING A BIKE. Hey, if there's nothing you can
do, at least you have a Plan B."
http://www.zazzle.com/masturbation_tshirt-235346250726500058
Sir Jeremy
Makes sense- always thought you were a wanker
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
Well, I rather do something else like riding a bike, but this is only
a Plan B in which my girlfriend is happy to assist me...
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
> "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic
> 4af2-a972-5a96e69ac...@q33g2000vbt.googlegroups.com:
>
> > This campaign sounds like something explosive, doesn't it?
>
>
> Why is there so much hype about this campaign, now? I've been involved in
> it since 1955!
Well, that's where Tantra kicks in. I learned that the trip is more
important than the destination.
Now the thing is WE DO IT FOR PEACE, much the same way the Christians
use prayers.
Edward Dolan
"His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic
news:c5d7403b-67f6-4faf...@b21g2000vbh.googlegroups.com...
TM is a poor crazy bastard who just posts on his one favorite subject -
hatred of motor vehicles because they interfere with his use of the roads.
His other favorite subject is attacking Christianity. If you respond to this
poor crazy bastard, then you are a poor crazy bastard too.
He likes to reference monkeys and other wild animals normally found only in
zoos because he is most likely a wild beast himself. I think he fornicates
with monkeys, but I can't prove it.
TM should confine himself to just one thread instead of proliferating them
like a poor crazy bastard. He is insane of course. I liken him to the
village idiot of olden times. The difference these days is that no one any
longer recognizes the village idiot because idiocy has become so widespread.
But I will be here to remind one and all of what a poor crazy bastard TM is.
It is mark of My Greatness that I can still recognize the village idiot even
if the rest of you can't.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
> >http://webspawner.com/users/MASTURBATIONFORPEACE
> Will this campaign be followed by the Donate Glasses to the Near
> Sighted Campaign and National Shave Your Palms Wednesdays?
> JohnN
Well, we will consider those but we have in mind to donate condoms for
the hungry overpopulated areas of the world, mostly where the
Christians multiply like rabbits.
Edward Dolan
"His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic
Enterprises" <nolionn...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
I am fed up with your animal metaphors. How about I liken you to your god
damn fucking monkeys myself? Yea, I think you are really into monkeys. What
is there about them makes you want to fornicate with them? I think the rest
of us would like to know about the depths of your depravity.
And your attacks on Christianity are truly mind boggling. How would an idiot
like you know anything about anything so abstract as religion. You are
strictly a concrete knower, one who knows about monkey asses and penises and
not much else.
If there is a God, let us hope that He will consign you to Hell from whence
you came. Yea, I pray every day that some motorist there in Florida will
take you out of your misery. And the sooner the better!
Fucking Regards,
Kevan Smith
> If there is a God, let us hope that He will consign you to Hell from whence
> you came
I kind of like the monkey .....
Bill Sornson
> On 5/28/10 12:36 AM, Edward Dolan wrote:
>> If there is a God, let us hope that He will consign you to Hell from
>> whence you came
> I kind of like {spanking} the monkey .....
Bill "keeping things on topic" S.
Kevan Smith
I like that too!
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
> "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of QuixoticEnterprises" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> news:0a977f34-6e95-4e44...@40g2000vbr.googlegroups.com...
>
> > On May 27, 11:17 pm, JohnN <jnorri...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> >http://webspawner.com/users/MASTURBATIONFORPEACE
>
> >> Will this campaign be followed by the Donate Glasses to the Near
> >> Sighted Campaign and National Shave Your Palms Wednesdays?
>
> >> JohnN
>
> > Well, we will consider those but we have in mind to donate condoms for
> > the hungry overpopulated areas of the world, mostly where the
> > Christians multiply like rabbits.
>
> I am fed up with your animal metaphors. How about I liken you to your god
> damn fucking monkeys myself? Yea, I think you are really into monkeys. What
> is there about them makes you want to fornicate with them? I think the rest
> of us would like to know about the depths of your depravity.
>
> And your attacks on Christianity are truly mind boggling. How would an idiot
> like you know anything about anything so abstract as religion. You are
> strictly a concrete knower, one who knows about monkey asses and penises and
> not much else.
>
> If there is a God, let us hope that He will consign you to Hell from whence
> you came. Yea, I pray every day that some motorist there in Florida will
> take you out of your misery. And the sooner the better!
I gather from the above that you are for spanking the monkey. ;)
I wonder where that metaphor came from.
h
"Kevan Smith" <dr.go...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:y9KdnUSkqP8r-2LW...@giganews.com...
And many of us plonk anyone who replies to his posts. We just don't want to
see it. Period.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
> S p a
> m
Why don't you tell us your masturbation pattern, dannas?
We are all ears, as we know you spank the little monkey. ;)
Here's a guide you should not ignore...
http://krynos.felixia.ca//humor/non-text/monkey_spanking.jpg
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
> If the German and the Japanese soldiers had the courage to do the shake in
> 1939-40 rather than to obey invasion orders this would have avoided
> - million of dead for nothing,
> - many destructions for nothing
> - & the reduction & humiliation of their own nation
>
> and now the world would glorifying Germany & Japan saying:
>
> "Look how brave the German & Japanese soldiers have been: they had the
> courage to refuse to execute stupid orders to invade other nations'
> Congratulation!"
>
> Salutations
>
> "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of QuixoticEnterprises" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
>
> > On May 25, 12:52 pm, "dannas" <inva...@invalid.com> wrote:
> >> "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of
>
> >> > > Korea is getting hot, the markets are tumbling, and the Tibetan
> >> > > Monkey
> >> > > wishes for Common Sense.
>
> > THE WISE TIBETAN MONKEY SAYS
>
> > "Don't waste energy on war or SUVs"
>
> >http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION
Thanks! We should use every path to stop the aggressor. We can stop
feeding those who most profit from war and who most destroy our
environment, or we can sit and see the human race follow the destiny
of Germany and Japan. By the way, they rectified their course, and
today enjoy a better standard of living than America.