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Re: Examining Creation #497: Why Don't humans Have Wheels?

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His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle

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Jan 27, 2011, 8:06:18 AM1/27/11
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(If this topic seems dumb to you is because I didn't start it. But my
wisdom is all over the place)

On Jan 26, 4:31 pm, Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Jan 26, 11:03 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of
> the deep jungle" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> > On Jan 26, 4:57 am, Devils Advocaat <mankyg...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
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> > > On Jan 25, 7:15 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of
> > > the deep jungle" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> > > > On Jan 25, 12:01 pm, Devils Advocaat <mankyg...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
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> > > > > On Jan 25, 3:42 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of
> > > > > the deep jungle" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> > > > > > On Jan 25, 9:35 am, Devils Advocaat <mankyg...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
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> > > > > > > On Jan 25, 1:42 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of
> > > > > > > the deep jungle" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> > > > > > > > On Jan 25, 8:04 am, Devils Advocaat <mankyg...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
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> > > > > > > > > On Jan 24, 9:12 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of
> > > > > > > > > the deep jungle" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> > > > > > > > > > On Jan 24, 3:02 pm, Devils Advocaat <mankyg...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
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> > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 24, 6:59 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of
> > > > > > > > > > > the deep jungle" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> > > > > > > > > > > > On Jan 24, 1:48 pm, Loirbaj <Rhodi...@wmconnect.com> wrote:
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > why dont we have gills, wings like angels, wheels, rocket powered
> > > > > > > > > > > > > arms....
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> > > > > > > > > > > > We are the only animal to have created the wheel. Mice are just happy
> > > > > > > > > > > > to use it.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > Do the Christians know how to use it?
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> > > > > > > > > > > And on another tangent, if God designed the banana to suit the human
> > > > > > > > > > > hand, how come its monkeys that get the lion's share?
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> > > > > > > > > > Do monkeys get the lion's share, or they get's the monkey's share?
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> > > > > > > > > Well as lions don't eat bananas, and monkeys always grab what they
> > > > > > > > > can, I still reckon they get the lion's share :)
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> > > > > > > > Well, it remains to be seen whether the lions will eat the banana when
> > > > > > > > they are really, really starving.
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> > > > > > > > In the meantime, they keep the lion's share.
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> > > > > > > I am still inclined to disagree.
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> > > > > > > For the only time a lion eats a banana is when he eats the monkey that
> > > > > > > has already eaten it. :P
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> > > > > > The monkey says, "Eat this!"
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> > > > > >http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Giving%20The%20Finger.jpg
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> > > > > A fine likeness of yourself :P
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> > > > The monkey says, "The lion won't get out alive out here!"
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> > > > And indeed lions do not live in the jungle, but in the savanna.
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> > > Which proves that the monkeys get the lion's share :P
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> > It only proves that they must be happy with peanuts and banana. ;)
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> > The lion though drives the monkey into a frenzy so they can be like
> > him instead of who they are. It's called CONSUMERISM.- Hide quoted text -
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> > - Show quoted text -
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> The wheel was left for humans to invent, along with 8 cog
> clusters and Campy derailleurs.

And then it's totally insane that the Christians don't make room in
their prayers and driving for the cyclists.

I think they hate human ingenuity as well as smart people who are not
fat and dumb.


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