Re: The Moon Was Towed Into Place by Space Aliens 500 Million Years Ago: Without the Moon Life on Earth would just be Slime
His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Free Spirits of the Jungle
On Oct 29, 5:16 pm, "skepti...@aol.com" <skepti...@aol.com> wrote:
> Science journalist Richard C. Hoagland said on Coast to Coast AM
> radio, that life as we know it on Earth would be completely different
> without the moon. Before the moon, 500 million years ago there was
> just simple life forms like algae. Soil core samples (which where were
> taken by the USA's secret Space Navy) reveal that the moon had been
> bombared with energy by a different corona than the sun, and that the
> moon came from a different solar system. Engines must have been used
> to move the moon into place.
They were going to smash the Earth with it, but ran out of gas.
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WHO'S TRYING TO EAT WHO IN THE JUNGLE?
His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Free Spirits of the Jungle
> On Oct 30, 12:03 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Free
> Spirits of the Jungle" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > On Oct 29, 5:28 pm, george <gbl...@hnpl.net> wrote:
>
> > > Ah. Hoaxland.
> > > Is he still making inane claims ?
>
> > C'mon guys, this is more believable than Noah's Ark!
>
> No. It is as believable as Noahs Ark
Noah's Ark could have floated on a cloud to avoid the heavy seas found
out there. Such a precious cargo could not have being taken lightly.
Even an elephant which moved to the other side and all the work of
Noah would have been wasted.
>
> > The theory has its merits...
>
> Only to point out the kooks amongst us
And yet aliens are more believable than angels. Particularly if they
are illegal. ;)
Edward Dolan
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What everybody knows is that you are one fucking idiot. A bullet though your
addled brain is an end devoutly to be wished for. Or pray god, some motorist
will take you out!
Fucking Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Free Spirits of the Jungle
> > They were going to smash the Earth with it, but ran out of gas.
> Sometimes I have gas...
Gas as in gasoline or...
I got a campaign called FART FOR PEACE, which has the same effect as
prayers.
Edward Dolan
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> On Oct 29, 9:51 pm, "skepti...@aol.com" <skepti...@aol.com> wrote:
>
>> > They were going to smash the Earth with it, but ran out of gas.
>
>
>> Sometimes I have gas...
>
> Gas as in gasoline or...
>
> I got a campaign called FART FOR PEACE, which has the same effect as
> prayers.
Take your religious concerns and stuff them up your ass you god damn fucking
moron.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Free Spirits of the Jungle
> Perhaps more effect. Pray in a war room, and business goes
> on as usual. Fart in a war room, and it's defcon 5.
True. I've never thought the farting could be such a powerful weapon.
I know this much: IT CAN BE VERY EFFECTIVE IN A CROWDED CHURCH!
Edward Dolan
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You've got shit for brains all right. Now what else is new?
His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Free Spirits of the Jungle
> On Oct 31, 2:53 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Free Spirits
> of the Jungle" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > I know this much: IT CAN BE VERY EFFECTIVE IN A CROWDED CHURCH!
>
> They'd never notice the extra smell
We must make sure to eat plenty of beans...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O305Qso0Kg
and then leave before it "explodes." ;)
Edward Dolan
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> We must make sure to eat plenty of beans...
You've got shit for brains all right. Now what else is new?