Mormons prepare for disaster. Are you ready?
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Mormons are saying something that makes sense, even when that wisdom
can also be called Wisdom of the Jungle: BE READY FOR THE WORST...
SALMON, Idaho (Reuters) – While the nuclear crisis in Japan unfolds a
continent away, Mormon-dominated communities in the western United
States say the disaster overseas is bringing close to home a lesson
about preparing for the worst.
Emergency planning and the long-term storage of food, water and
medical supplies are central practices by the 14 million worldwide
members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110402/us_nm/us_japan_mormons
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They are also, out of so many sects, the only one that sends kids to
preach on a bicycle. That's smart thinking too when we are trashing
the planet. PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE. Also Wisdom of the
Jungle.
I saw also a Buddhist Monk saying prayers for the victims... It's not
what I call a solution. THE SOLUTION IS THE REVOLUTION!
The "SURVIVAL OF THE SMARTEST" principle will be put in place.
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His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
> On 04/04/2011 08:43 AM, His Highness the TibetanMonkey, theBeach Cruiser Philosopher wrote:
>
> <snippage>
>
> > The "SURVIVAL OF THE SMARTEST" principle will be put in
> > place.
>
> to plan ahead. The Mormon trade-off of a life of slavery to
> bizarre myth and years of labor for the rulers of the sect
> cannot be worth any of the perceived benefits.
I'm saying they are the "lesser evil," but not that they are necessary
at all. We can have that wisdom, and much more, without the mind
control.
By contrast many Christians drive an SUV or push around cyclists
without a thought.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
reason for it...
"They pay for their own missions.
Bikes are much less expensive than cars. Gas, insurance, tax,
maintenance, etc."
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070729182129AAPSXNT
I've never thought the noble bike could be a Weapon of Mass
Deception...
http://marquetteeducator.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/thinking-monkey1.jpg
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
this is a good place to start: CHERNOBYL...
"A handful of dilapidated roads cross the zone, half-overgrown with
weeds and grasses, and the whole area is littered with pockets of
intense radiation, but nature doesn't seem to mind. All nature seems
to care about is that the people, along with their domestic animals,
are for the most part gone. The zone is reverting to one big, untamed
forest, and it all sounds like a fantastic success story for nature:
remove the humans and the wilderness bounces right back. Lured by
tales of mammals unknown in Europe since the Dark Ages, we're setting
out on an atomic safari."
http://outsideonline.com/adventure/travel-ga-201103-chernobyl-wildlife-refuge-sidwcmdev_154483.html
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Did "Dark Ages" remind you of the Christians? ;)
Life will go on after and other species will conquer the Earth. This
is a wise comment (Wisdom of the Jungle) somebody wrote...
"This was an interesting article. I don't think this was meant to be
read as scientific research, but more an observation of what post
nuclear meltdown looks like when there hasn't been human intervention.
I very seriously doubt that the writer is suggesting that nuclear
fallout is good for the planet, even when describing the surroundings
as Eden. He is commenting on the fascinating way flora and fauna has
reacted and adapted to the environment, through mutations and
evolution."
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Borg <six-n...@borgcollective.gov> wrote:
> In article <927ce631-9ebb-4d88-bb88-459c86611...@j13g2000yqj.googlegroups.com>,
> "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
>
>
>
> <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > On Apr 5, 9:49 am, Aunt Six of Nine or Half-dozen of the Other of the
> > Borg <six-n...@borgcollective.gov> wrote:
> > > In article
> > > <01e410eb-2374-462d-be55-4a3646c55...@f18g2000yqd.googlegroups.com>,
> > > "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
>
> > > <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > tales of mammals unknown in Europe since the Dark Ages, we're setting
> > > > out on an atomic safari."
>
>
> > Yep, it seems like they were waiting for us to leave before coming
> > back. I think the Christians were hunting them into extinction in the
> > Dark Ages, which they are doing now in a massive scale.
>
> Assarting we will go!
> Assarting we will go!
> Heigh-ho the merry-o!
> Assarting we will go!
>
> Anyways, all kinds of mammals are making a comeback like the bleeding ulcer
> squirrel, the multitumor beaver, and the five legged fox.
>
> It's twenty-first century fox.
> It's twenty-first century fox.
> Yeah, babe.
> Twenty-first century fox.
>
> Soon to be reintroduced to northern Japan.
>
> (A closer survey shows stands of dead and deformed trees and animals with a
> higher degree of cancer and deformities. All life is under radiation stress, but
> anywhere the stress is survivable, life returns. Since the entire ecosystem is
> stressed, it doesn't give any species an advantage; so a balance of misery is
> achieved and life ekes on. And the lack of diversity of large mammals in the
> Americas compared Asia and Africa has nothing to do with christians and
> everything to do with humans.)
Wait, aren't Christians supposed to be the stewards of the Earth? In
America we have the technological, political and military power to
change things and yet we don't. We are the worst predators.
Or maybe the Christians following God's command to conquer the Earth
means wiping out species, or at least a command to consider that God
only cares about one species --us. Yes, we are so special that God put
everything around us to serve us...
I see a strong Christian opposition to both Climate Change and
adapting to more eco-friendly transportation modes. Don't they see
they are slowly suffocating the planet and wiping out whole ecosystems
to make parking lots and urban sprawl?
The Christians must accept this:
WE ARE ALL ANIMALS THOUGH SOME ARE MORE ANIMALS THAN OTHERS.
Bipedalism doesn't make us better, or else we would have, 'TWO LEGS
GOOD, FOUR LEGS BAD.'
Or pay the price for such ignorance. I just claim a higher wisdom...
http://marquetteeducator.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/thinking-monkey1.jpg
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Borg <six-n...@borgcollective.gov> wrote:
> > Wait, aren't Christians supposed to be the stewards of the Earth? In
>
> You're confusing them with those noble savages, the Red Indians, whose language
> has no word for falsehood, but whose language does have a word for
> Head-Smashed-In-Buffalo-Jump. Those stewards of the land who shed a tear at the
> sight of all our litter after eating mammoths and horses into extinction.
Your defense of the Christians --I'm assuming you are one-- seems
quite naive and confused as much as the incrimination of the Indians
is unfair. When they drove those species into extinction they had no
way they are were doing so. They didn't sell their skins either to
make a fortune, as it seems the Indians had a very down to earth way
of life, even among the chiefs. In any case, it ain't like the priests
today who secure the best real estate.
>
> > Or maybe the Christians following God's command to conquer the Earth
>
> Assarts predate christianity, and were a necessity in the bad old days before
> birth control or the black death. It wasn't a program in either Europe or
> America to drive species into extinction--it was about survival and the lack of
> insight.
Well, the Romans did a pretty good workout at driving extinct many
species at the Colosseum. But weren't successful at exterminating the
Christians.
>
> Plants and animals that make themselves useful to humans enter a symbosis that
> has been very successful for them. Cows and dogs have commandeered humans to
> take them all over the planet, and even off planet once. Hawks are learning that
> they can coexist with humans and take advantage of numerous, unwary, fat
> pigeons, as are coyotes learning to hunt squirrels, rabbits, and chihuahuas in
> the suburbs,
Rats and mice have also commandeer humans and I'm pretty sure they
will lament our parting --if they had any feelings.
>
> > only cares about one species --us. Yes, we are so special that God put
> > everything around us to serve us...
>
> By mass bacteria outweighs all eukaryotes on earth. Eukaryotes are parasites on
> bacteria.
So, it's better to be big or small in the world? Have you wondered why
God created Eukaryotes?
>
> > I see a strong Christian opposition to both Climate Change and
> > adapting to more eco-friendly transportation modes. Don't they see
>
> You see wrong. A bunch of noisy, noisesome CINOs have decided that they have to
> defeat the evil liberals no matter what. Since liberals are against pollution,
> these CINOs have decided that they must support pollution to defeat the evil
> liberals. The knee jerk anti- is ludricous and would even be ridiculous if it
> wasn't causing such problems.
You got everything upside down and the Christians escape with no
responsibility for their ignorance. To begin with, many Liberals do
believe in God somewhat more mildly. What the conservative Christians
can't stand is the SCIENTISTS because they are confirming EVOLUTION
and CLIMATE CHANGE, and that would mean that they would have to make
certain changes to the core beliefs and lifestyle.
They would simply miss is socializing in church and the SUV to show
how much progress they have made in life.
>
> It's about winning for the sake of winning. There's no deeper thought at work.
>
> > The Christians must accept this:
>
> http://www.okumec.org/http://www.baptistcreationcare.org/node/1http://www.lutheransrestoringcreation.org/Home/pastors/devotional-lifehttp://conservation.catholic.org/
>
> This is very easy. Go to Google XXX environmentalism for any sect XXX
>
> http://www.daylightatheism.org/tag/environmentalism
>
You are telling me they don't need to accept the animal within even
when they act in more predictable ways than monkeys? How about Bush,
the alpha-male leader of the troop?
Trevor
> Never mind. I've thought there was a morality, not a very mundane
> reason for it...
>
> "They pay for their own missions.
>
> Bikes are much less expensive than cars. Gas, insurance, tax,
> maintenance, etc."
>
> http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070729182129AAPSXNT
Mormons do pay for their own missions, but not all missionaries ride
bikes. I spent time on foot and in a car on my mission, along with the
time spent on a bicycle. Some missionaries spend all their time on foot,
or in a car. It depends on where you go.
We actually had kids ask us if we rode bikes because we don't believe in
electricity. I guess they didn't see the electric light on my handlebars. ;)
- Trevor
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
So I read before. Are you practicing now?
Tºm Shermªn™ °_°
I like this answer from the Yahoo! link: "The bikes restrict the
bloodflow to their naughty parts, so it cuts down on their sex drive.
This allows them to focus on selling the gospel to the underprivileged."
This why you see Mormon missionaries riding uprights, and not recumbents.
--
Tºm Shermªn - 42.435731,-83.985007
I am a vehicular cyclist.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Yeah, it seems to make certain sense but it certainly has NOT done it
to me --not yet. I think Beach Cruisers are fine for the most part.
Then I only have to become a monk. ;)
Edward Dolan
> bloodflow to their naughty parts, so it cuts down on their sex drive.
> This allows them to focus on selling the gospel to the underprivileged."
>
> This why you see Mormon missionaries riding uprights, and not recumbents.
--
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
Tºm Shermªn™ °_°
> "Tºm Shermªn™ °_°" <""twshermanREMOVE\"@THI$southslope.net
> news:iniuds$j2t$1...@dont-email.me...
> [...]
> > I like this answer from the Yahoo! link: "The bikes restrict the
> > bloodflow to their naughty parts, so it cuts down on their sex drive.
> > This allows them to focus on selling the gospel to the underprivileged."
> >
> > This why you see Mormon missionaries riding uprights, and not recumbents.
> Riding uprights does far more than merely restrict blood flow to the
> groin. It causes hydroceles, penile numbness, and other serious medical
> conditions. For all I know, those damn saddles may even cause enlarged
> prostate leading to bladder problems and prostate cancer!
Dear Ed,
Please post using plain text.
Edward Dolan
message news:injjfk$v9a$1...@dont-email.me...
> On 4/7/2011 12:08 AM, Edward Dolan wrote:
>> <mailto:"twshermanREMOVE\"@THI$southslope.net>"> wrote in message
>> news:iniuds$j2t$1...@dont-email.me...
>> [...]
>> > I like this answer from the Yahoo! link: "The bikes restrict the
>> > bloodflow to their naughty parts, so it cuts down on their sex drive.
>> > This allows them to focus on selling the gospel to the
>> underprivileged."
>> >
>> > This why you see Mormon missionaries riding uprights, and not
>> recumbents.
>
>> Riding uprights does far more than merely restrict blood flow to the
>> groin. It causes hydroceles, penile numbness, and other serious medical
>> conditions. For all I know, those damn saddles may even cause enlarged
>> prostate leading to bladder problems and prostate cancer!
>
> Dear Ed,
>
> Please post using plain text.
I recently downloaded Internet Explorer 9 and it has changed many of my
settings on my Windows Mail. The main thing it changed was the font. I have
always preferred Arial size 14. Now I am getting Times Roman size 12. I will
have to figure out how to get back my former settings.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
He's a doctor, or at least he got encyclopedic knowledge from being a
librarian.
Now, "Dr. Ed," do bigger beach cruiser seats do you harm? I experience
some discomfort after an hour or so, depending on the seat.
Trevor
Yes, practicing is probably a good word for it, as I am still far from
perfect. ;)
- Trevor
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
If you are riding a bike it seems like you are practicing more than
driving. ;)
Tºm Shermªn™ °_°
> "T�m Sherm�nT �_�"<""twshermanREMOVE\"@THI$southslope.net"> wrote in
> message news:injjfk$v9a$1...@dont-email.me...
>> On 4/7/2011 12:08 AM, Edward Dolan wrote:
>>> <mailto:"twshermanREMOVE\"@THI$southslope.net>"> wrote in message
>>> news:iniuds$j2t$1...@dont-email.me...
>>> [...]
>>> > I like this answer from the Yahoo! link: "The bikes restrict the
>>> > bloodflow to their naughty parts, so it cuts down on their sex drive.
>>> > This allows them to focus on selling the gospel to the
>>> underprivileged."
>>> >
>>> > This why you see Mormon missionaries riding uprights, and not
>>> recumbents.
>>
>>> Riding uprights does far more than merely restrict blood flow to the
>>> groin. It causes hydroceles, penile numbness, and other serious medical
>>> conditions. For all I know, those damn saddles may even cause enlarged
>>> prostate leading to bladder problems and prostate cancer!
>>
>> Dear Ed,
>>
>> Please post using plain text.
>
> I recently downloaded Internet Explorer 9 and it has changed many of my
> settings on my Windows Mail. The main thing it changed was the font. I have
> always preferred Arial size 14. Now I am getting Times Roman size 12. I will
> have to figure out how to get back my former settings.
>
From the header change, appears to have worked.
Edward Dolan
news:63e04e55-9107-4a90...@t16g2000vbi.googlegroups.com...
[...]
> He's a doctor, or at least he got encyclopedic knowledge from being a
librarian.
> Now, "Dr. Ed," do bigger beach cruiser seats do you harm? I experience
some discomfort after an hour or so, depending on the seat.
Is that a saddle or a seat? A seat that is not right can be just as
uncomfortable as a saddle. In fact, getting the seat right is the most
critical part of a recumbent. RANS was the first manufacturer to get the
seat right. Soon after, everyone else was copying the RANS seat. It is still
one of the best.
moronsbegone
oups.com:
> Sometimes you find wisdom in religion after you dismiss the
> bullshit. Mormons are saying something that makes sense,
> even when that wisdom can also be called Wisdom of the
> Jungle: BE READY FOR THE WORST...
>
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Even Charles Manson had a few words of Wisdom, but he like
religion was still SHIT, a pile of social BILE, Four Flushing
Fecal Floater that wont go down, all religions suck and are
criminal based thought controllers. Circling the drain, ready
for the plung and Gulp there we go Religion ALL GONE NOW.
Now for the next man made disaster......[socialism]....
Quote "Hear about the gay royal Canadian mounted cop? He got so
exited his first day on the Job he jumped on his whistle and
blew his horse."...
Have a nice day.