Could the Fart be the best weapon to expose the animal within?
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, not your average backyard philosopher
"You are not going to ask me to leave, are you?"
(this is serious!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5egaR4WvLPY
***
This "thing" is the best weapon out there to show our true animal
instincts. Of course, violence could be worse, so we are not going to
turn to something like that.
I'm launching a t-shirt that will just revolutionize the world of
perfumes and sophisticated smells. The French may hate me for this,
but hey c' la vie!
***World Premiere!***
http://www.webspawner.com/users/fartforpeace/index.html
This is simple enough: The Christians have their praying; we've got
the ultimate animal weapon.
"Hey Leslie, wherever you are, thanks for relieving us of boredom and
suffering!"
(boredom and suffering are the Christian way)
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Edward Dolan
<nolionn...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:53948cee-bcc9-4458...@n32g2000pre.googlegroups.com...
> Look at how Leslie Nielsen saved this embarrassing situation...
>
> "You are not going to ask me to leave, are you?"
>
> (this is serious!)
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5egaR4WvLPY
>
> ***
>
> This "thing" is the best weapon out there to show our true animal
> instincts. Of course, violence could be worse, so we are not going to
> turn to something like that.
>
> I'm launching a t-shirt that will just revolutionize the world of
> perfumes and sophisticated smells. The French may hate me for this,
> but hey c' la vie!
>
> ***World Premiere!***
>
> http://www.webspawner.com/users/fartforpeace/index.html
>
> This is simple enough: The Christians have their praying; we've got
> the ultimate animal weapon.
>
> "Hey Leslie, wherever you are, thanks for relieving us of boredom and
> suffering!"
>
> (boredom and suffering are the Christian way)
TM is a poor crazy bastard who just posts on his one favorite subject -
hatred of motor vehicles because they interfere with his use of the roads.
His other favorite subject is attacking Christianity. If you respond to this
poor crazy bastard, then you are a poor crazy bastard too.
He likes to reference monkeys and other wild animals normally found only in
zoos because he is most likely a wild beast himself. I think he fornicates
with monkeys, but I can't prove it.
TM should confine himself to just one thread instead of proliferating them
like a poor crazy bastard. He is insane of course. I liken him to the
village idiot of olden times. The difference these days is that no one any
longer recognizes the village idiot because idiocy has become so widespread.
But I will be here to remind one and all of what a poor crazy bastard TM is.
It is a mark of My Greatness that I can still recognize the village idiot
even if the rest of you can't.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, not your average backyard philosopher
> In a spirit of good will, I've just stuffed everybody at chez Jones with
> a nice bangers&mash dinner. We'll be "getting to it" pretty soon. ;)
Be sure to do it for a good cause like the end of war or religion,
even if it's wishful thinking.
Edward Dolan
<nolionn...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
You've got shit for brains all right. Now what else is new?
Fucking Regards,
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, not your average backyard philosopher
> "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, not your average backyard philosopher"<nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> news:36ccb169-4db9-4397...@n2g2000pre.googlegroups.com...
>
>
Listen, I give a fart about you and any other bastard trying to slow
me down.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, not your average backyard philosopher
French perfumes for the lions of the jungle are suddenly undercut by
cheap imports...
"This line of perfumes will sure sure undercut the competition coming
from Paris. It may be made elsewhere, but it'll be a real cheapo."
Edward Dolan
news:0d886e12-5fc1-4a40...@w18g2000vbe.googlegroups.com...
> Consider this the best "homage to globalization." All those fancy
> French perfumes for the lions of the jungle are suddenly undercut by
> cheap imports...
>
> "This line of perfumes will sure sure undercut the competition coming
> from Paris. It may be made elsewhere, but it'll be a real cheapo."
You've got shit for brains all right. Now what else is new?
Fucking Regards,
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, not your average backyard philosopher
> "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, not your average backyard philosopher"<comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> news:0563232b-bee6-4140...@h16g2000vbz.googlegroups.com...
>
> > On Dec 1, 11:07 am, "Edward Dolan" <edo...@iw.net> wrote:
> [...]
> >> Well, it will not be populated by you or your progeny because Saint
> >> Edward
> >> the Great is going to ensure that at least one atom bomb gets dropped
> >> right
> >> on your head. If it takes out all of Florida, it will be no loss to the
> >> world. The whole damn state is nothing but a sand bar anyway.
>
> > Yeah right...
>
> You've got shit for brains all right. Now what else is new?
You sure are ugly!