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His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Mar 30, 2011, 7:14:16 PM3/30/11
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As I was watching this program about the evolution, I realized that
the same difference in brain size that exists between monkeys and homo
sapiens could be the one that exists between homo sapiens and
Christians, assuming Christians are a different species.

But you may want to check it out yourself...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBTQGMvEQGw

I mean there's a good chance that there's a physical difference
between believers and nonbelievers. What made the Christians stop the
evolutionary clock, while the rest of us thrived on change and
capitalized on creativity? HOW MANY SCIENTISTS ARE FOUND AMONG THE
CHRISTIANS?

Bless the wheel that went to work on the Beach Cruiser. This is based
on Einstein's theories:

"Since the ratio of car mass to passenger mass for a single passenger
vehicle is roughly 15 : 1, the overall efficiency of a car system (its
ability to move your carcass down the road) is 0.10 x 1/15, or
somewhat less than one percent. Say 2/3 of 1 percent. Multiply this by
the number of passengers.

So, good rule of thumb, a car is 1% efficient. Incredible, isn't it?"

http://practicalcyclist.blogspot.com/2008/06/einstein-and-bicycles.html

***

This ain't like driving a Toyota and choosing "D" in the automatic
transmission. Sorry. ;)


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His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Mar 30, 2011, 11:05:09 PM3/30/11
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On Mar 30, 9:58 pm, Hachiroku ハチロク <Tru...@e86.GTS> wrote:
> On Wed, 30 Mar 2011 11:38:09 -0700, His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the

>
> Beach Cruiser Philosopher wrote:
>
> > As I was watching this program about the evolution, I realized that the
> > same difference in brain size that exists between monkeys and homo sapiens
> > could be the one that exists between homo sapiens and Christians, assuming
> > Christians are a different species.
>
> I think you've confused "Christian" with "Liberal"

In America Christian means Conservative. They refuse new ideas and
oppose any liberal initiative out there.

They voted en masse for Bush and generally oppose Obama, however timid
his initiatives are. For example, he should promoted the Single Payer
universal healthcare system and end of story. Germany --the pioneer in
universal healthcare-- has a mixed system that also makes sense. Obama
though --in order to compromise-- ended up with an expensive and
complicated system that now the Conservatives are attacking with low
balls such as the "Death Panels"...

Hey, Euthanasia makes a lot of sense but Obama is far from daring to
go that far...

http://pumabydesign001.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/death-panel-obamacare.jpg

Liberal humanist societies don't have a problem with that as they as
they don't have a problem over people smoking marijuana or having
abortion. Of course, nobody is promoting that either, but education is
the best medicine. The Christians, though, have the practice of
wanting the child to be born and then deny him decent healthcare --
such as Bush did. Not a Christian blinked in protest. Hey, they even
reject the First Lady for educating the people to be healthy. They
insist on being fat and dumb.

As I said, smaller brains.

Peter Keller

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Mar 31, 2011, 3:42:09 AM3/31/11
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The size of the brain is hardly at correlated with the contents and
functions thereof.

--
67.4% of statistics are made up.

Rod Speed

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Mar 31, 2011, 5:30:03 AM3/31/11
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His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher wrote:

> As I was watching this program about the evolution, I realized that
> the same difference in brain size that exists between monkeys and
> homo sapiens could be the one that exists between homo sapiens
> and Christians, assuming Christians are a different species.

> But you may want to check it out yourself...

> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBTQGMvEQGw

> I mean there's a good chance that there's a physical difference
> between believers and nonbelievers. What made the Christians
> stop the evolutionary clock, while the rest of us thrived on
> change and capitalized on creativity?

> HOW MANY SCIENTISTS ARE FOUND AMONG THE CHRISTIANS?

Fuck all.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2111174/Intelligent-people-less-likely-to-believe-in-God.html

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Mar 31, 2011, 8:42:51 AM3/31/11
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> Fuck all.http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2111174/Intelligent-people-les...

"A separate poll in the 90s found only seven per cent of members of
the American National Academy of Sciences believed in God."

Thank you for the data. It backs my suspicions that they can't ride a
bike. ;)

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Mar 31, 2011, 9:25:28 AM3/31/11
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The problems with Christians is not they are not smart in the form of
creativity. In this regard they have a "primitive mind": Their memory
is amazingly good --like chimps. They cite Bible's passages out of the
top of their head while failing to analyze new data and challenges.
Case in point is CLIMATE CHANGE in which there's little doubt among
the scientists, and yet the Christians are daring enough to deny it,
thus falling back to their comfort zone, ie. waiting for Jesus.

"Two questions were key: Have mean global temperatures risen compared
to pre-1800s levels, and has human activity been a significant factor
in changing mean global temperatures?

About 90 percent of the scientists agreed with the first question and
82 percent the second.

The strongest consensus on the causes of global warming came from
climatologists who are active in climate research, with 97 percent
agreeing humans play a role."

http://articles.cnn.com/2009-01-19/world/eco.globalwarmingsurvey_1_global-warming-climate-science-human-activity?_s=PM:WORLD

Obviously the fact that they are bipedal is not good enough. The
challenges are too big for them to handle.

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Mar 31, 2011, 10:05:33 AM3/31/11
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On Mar 31, 9:24 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser

Philosopher" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> The problems with Christians is not they are not smart in the form of
> creativity.

Let me rephrase that:

"The problem with Christians is not that they are not smart enough,
just that they are not smart in creativity."

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Apr 1, 2011, 7:30:05 PM4/1/11
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On Apr 1, 6:06 pm, Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Mar 31, 1:10 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser
>
>
>
> Philosopher" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > On Mar 30, 11:20 pm, Yap <hhyaps...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > On Mar 31, 1:37 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser

>
> > > Philosopher" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > As I was watching this program about the evolution, I realized that
> > > > the same difference in brain size that exists between monkeys and homo
> > > > sapiens could be the one that exists between homo sapiens and
> > > > Christians, assuming Christians are a different species.
>
> > > Yes, the Christians are one group that evolved differently from the
> > > normal people.
> > > Their neurons and brain cells are half damaged and they are weak,
> > > susceptible to believe in nonsense.
>
> > > Perhaps we should refer to them as homo sadpiens, not sapiens.
>
> > Their brains belong with early hominids, perhaps some 2 million years
> > ago.
>
> > Their main attribute is being bipedal.
>
> Are they truly bipedal if their knuckles drag on
> the ground?

I think we can grant them the status of bipedal but not homo sapiens.

RicodJour

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Apr 1, 2011, 11:16:20 PM4/1/11
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On Mar 30, 11:05 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach
Cruiser Philosopher"
>
{drivel-snipped}

>
> As I said, smaller brains.

You're a piece of work. At first I thought you were just some
slightly off the wall guy with a sense of humor that had made it his
mission to advance cycling. I'm for all and any of those. But it's
become clearer that you're just another flavor of prejudiced putz.
Stereotyping is the hallmark of a smaller brain, Sparky, and
stereotyping is all you ever seem to do. You spend vast amounts of
time lumping people into groups in some arrested-development attempt
at making sense of the big bad world. I do hope that you are finding
some of the solace you seek.

R

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Apr 2, 2011, 12:38:39 AM4/2/11
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C'mon, someone is to blame for all that stupidity either the
politicians, business or the voters, and these are the Christians and
the Elderly. Yeah, the elderly vote for their own interests and they
don't care about a future they won't live. The Christians, on the
other hand, don't question things here as their Kingdom is not of this
Earth.

We live in a gerontocracy compounded by a theocracy. And they don't
care about liberalizing or changing the system. Notice the Christians
deny evolution for the most part, so why change. These two blocks are
easy prey to politicians and corporations.

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Apr 2, 2011, 12:39:11 AM4/2/11
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On Apr 1, 11:16 pm, RicodJour <ricodj...@worldemail.com> wrote:

C'mon, someone is to blame for all that stupidity either the

Harry Brogan

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Apr 2, 2011, 5:15:41 AM4/2/11
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Welcome to ARBR and the trolls that go along with it. Personally I
use the **PLONK** to lose these jack-off. And I rarely respond to
anything as I don't like to feed this sort of ilk.

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Apr 2, 2011, 10:43:03 AM4/2/11
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On Apr 2, 1:21 am, "SFD" <s...@127000.00> wrote:
> "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"<comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> news:b9539af0-a57c-4271...@r3g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...

> On Apr 1, 11:09 pm, "SFD" <s...@127000.00> wrote:
>
>
>
> > "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser
> > Philosopher"<nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> >news:e33b6bd0-2e84-4c8e...@p13g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...
> > On Apr 1, 7:03 pm, "Grid Leak" <g...@leak.g1> wrote:
>
> > > "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher" scribbed
> > > upon the screen.....

>
> > > > climatologists who are active in climate research, with 97 percent
> > > > agreeing humans play a role."
>
> > > .. and the reason being they fart too much.
>
> > Farting is a noble act compared to what they are doing. ;)
>
> > Farting is perhaps the Noblest of Arts.
>
> > "Fart loudly and the World Farts with you,
> > Sneak one out and you Fart Alone".
>
> > I believe Mosses dropped one atop that mountain he climbed to go and
> > smoke-it-up.
> > He must have smoked some good shit there man, look at what he saw!!
>
> >http://webspawner.com/users/FARTFORPEACE
>
> Yeah, Moses was an old fart too, so he knew marijuana from banana
> peels. In fact all prophets must have been high on something.
>
> Indeed, instead of conjouring up all that crap about mystical beings in the
> sky, they should rather have written about how they cultivated the "Tree of
> Knowledge" and the best ways to smoke its leaves, or left us recipes of how
> best to bake Happy Tarts - the old Farts!

I still wonder why the dumb Christians make so much fuss about
marijuana and poppy seeds. I hear coca leaf is better than energy
drinks.

This is one area where the Christians show lowest IQ.

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Apr 2, 2011, 11:04:31 AM4/2/11
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On Apr 2, 1:17 am, Foo Fighter <george...@toast.net> wrote:

> > If education is respected and strong, if teachers are autonomous,
> > authoritative, and respected, ignorance cannot survive.
>
> > If ignorance cannot survive, groups that thrive on it will not do
> > well.
>
> > Do the math.
>
> > ______________________________________________
>
> > Harry
>
> are you saying Ignorance is Not Bliss?
> ;)

Yes, that's why animals are happier. They enjoy the day and that's it.
Look at birds how happy they are.

But when it comes to survival, roaches will outlive us carrying forth
God's command to conquer the Earth. Christians have broken the Wisdom
of the Jungle, kept by the Indians for eons, and in 200 years they are
nearly the end of resources.

That's how crazy this Universe is.

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Apr 2, 2011, 11:43:17 AM4/2/11
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This is how dumb the Christians are...

KABUL, Afghanistan – Anger over the burning of the Muslim holy book at
a Florida church fueled a second day of deadly violence half a world
away in Afghanistan, where demonstrators set cars and shops ablaze
Saturday in a riot that killed nine protesters, officials said.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110402/ap_on_re_as/as_afghanistan

But they are not that dumb to go and do the fighting themselves. ;)

Derek C

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Apr 2, 2011, 11:55:40 AM4/2/11
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On Mar 31, 12:14 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach

It is fairly obvious that Tibetan Monkeys have smaller brains!

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Apr 2, 2011, 12:19:18 PM4/2/11
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TibetanMonkey's brains have been fully tested on beach cruisers and
heavy traffic. And I tell you, "life can be a beach or or a bitch."

No Christian on automatic pilot can stop me. Actually I just tested my
automatic bike (Giant Suede) and it's vastly superior to anything with
a motor. Of course, YOU MUST STILL PEDAL AND KEEP YOUR BALANCE. ;)

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Apr 3, 2011, 10:30:58 AM4/3/11
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On Apr 2, 9:44 pm, "SFD" <s...@127000.00> wrote:
> "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"<comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> news:41988d54-f107-4a9b...@f30g2000yqa.googlegroups.com...
> ..its all about religion, you know.

They believe that only one version of religion is right, which is, of
course, theirs. The possibility that neither is right hasn't occurred
to them. The Old Fart (Moses) was a Jew --and so were most of the
characters in the Bible, and we know how much Jews tend to exaggerate
things. ;)

I even trust better the Mayans.

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Apr 3, 2011, 10:31:07 AM4/3/11
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Harry Brogan

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Apr 3, 2011, 3:28:28 PM4/3/11
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That's EXACTLYone of the TROLLS I was referencing!!!!

moronsbegone

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> As I was watching this program about the evolution, I
> realized that the same difference in brain size that exists

--------snip 2 save-------------------
Christians don't have smaller brains they have diseased brains.
Diseased by the 2000 year old Plato Hoax of the Dogma scam.
Remember he thought the world was flat, another opiate poppy
addicted Mystic moron helps rulers rob us of Thought, free
thinking and freedom to take personal responsability.
The bogus GOD concept ruined the minds of masses, BRAVO!!!!!

Quote;
"Eating footlong hotdogs at a nude beach is a real challenge."
>

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moronsbegone

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May 12, 2011, 5:14:32 PM5/12/11
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> Liberal humanist societies don't have a problem with that
> as they as they don't have a problem over people smoking
> marijuana or having abortion. Of course, nobody is
> promoting that either, but education is the best medicine.
> The Christians, though, have the practice of wanting the
> child to be born and then deny him decent healthcare --
> such as Bush did. Not a Christian blinked in protest. Hey,
> they even reject the First Lady for educating the people to
> be healthy. They insist on being fat and dumb.
>
> As I said, smaller brains.
>
>
The problem this brings out is the need to choose between
Repukican and Demolisha-crat I despise both, extremes suck and
no one is happy unless the pendulum swings all their way.
Some Blue dog things are good and some Conservative things are
good, and allot of both sucks, Libertarian? That seems less
radical and violent but I still claim no LABELS in this
political battle between the Value Producers and the Value
Destroyers and the Parasitical Elites that leach off of the war
between both parties. Again us FREE THINKERS really piss people
off because we just won't "JOIN" them in their reindeer games no
matter what, HERDING sucks and I take no part in it.
Accept I am guilty of being a member of Planet Earth, Free
Thinker, Free Spirited, and soon to be free financially because
30 years ago I exorcised free thought and saw this financial
mayhem coming and planned on it.
Thank Goodness my Parents where Neo-Techies.


--
"The problem with most gene pools is; There are no Lifegaurds"

moronsbegone

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May 12, 2011, 5:28:56 PM5/12/11
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The real contributor of the problem is these Bike dudes cross
posting all their bike crap into the fugal living groups, Just
because I don't ride a bike [everyday] doesn't mean I am
flamboyant with money, But in Fugal living what the fuck does
biking hiking riding driving or Jesus have to do with any of
it, these are the behavior patterns that give these Christians
the bad name they deserve, they leap at any opportunity to
foist their vermin on potential recruits. And they disgust me.
Fugal means to save, it's actually a derivative from the term
conserve!! Put that in your peace pipes and smoke it, You can
drive a car and still be Fugal in general about your
lifestyle, Some people are burning French fry oil to run their
car. That dude most likely is a Pagan, so please lose the
Jesus Crap and God crap, it's not wanted in a group about
cheap living, if you want to save your money DON'T join a
church, Cult, Clan or club of any kind.

moronsbegone

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May 12, 2011, 5:32:14 PM5/12/11
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I still wonder why the dumb Christians make so much fuss about
marijuana and poppy seeds. I hear coca leaf is better than
energy
drinks.

This is one area where the Christians show lowest IQ.


The problem with them is they don't realise Poppy seads and
Pot are where the words of the bible came from, the saints
where stoned 24/7 and halucinated all the fabilish crap THEY
call the words of Gawd, but to their dismay it was only a
vivid dream they had. LoL.

Quote
" I have no problem with God or Jesus, I just can't stand
their FANS"

moronsbegone

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May 12, 2011, 5:40:48 PM5/12/11
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>
> The strongest consensus on the causes of global warming
> came from climatologists who are active in climate
> research, with 97 percent agreeing humans play a role."
>
> http://articles.cnn.com/2009-01-19/world/eco.globalwarmingsu
> rvey_1_global-warming-climate-science-human-activity?_s=PM:W
> ORLD
>
> Obviously the fact that they are bipedal is not good
> enough. The challenges are too big for them to handle.
>
>
Hummmm? I can never accept the credit they give mankind for
global warming, The world is warming with or without our help,
it has before several dozen times , even before the caveman days
, It's still a TAX and Jail scam by governments to blaim
earthings for Global warming, our automobiles are nothing
compared to one forest fire, and C02? The trees and plants
would die without it, so the real Bullshit once again is the
dirt people in Government conjuring up a tax racket and Jail
scheme , It's no secret Al Gore OWNS the software company that
sells the software to Government offices to measure and record
the cap and trade carbon credits, now If Al can just can
convince Americans c02 is a polutant I will have it made. If you
Morons can't see through this your not just plain idiots your
assholes too.


Quote;
" The problem with Baptismals is, they don't hold them under the
water long enouph".

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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May 13, 2011, 11:38:10 AM5/13/11
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Frugality can mean many things from "recycling" --the politically
correct, bourgeois act of "free guilt"-- to doing something more
serious like riding a bike (33 calories per mile, according to my
sources) or cutting down on meat. I have done a thing about the latter
but I'm doing the former --besides the physical and mental benefits--
because it gets me free from Big Oil, mechanics, insurance, tickets
and towing. It's not necessary to go everywhere on a bike --I don't--
but obviously we can use it around the community to do errands. You
think something like does it for you?

http://www.greencar.com/articles/bombardier-debuts-under-7000-neighborhood-electric-vehicle.php

It can mean Public Transportation, but most of all IT MEANS HAVING
CHOICES.

Tºm Shermªn™ °_°

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May 14, 2011, 4:11:38 AM5/14/11
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On 5/12/2011 4:28 PM, moronsbegone wrote:
> The real contributor of the problem is these Bike dudes cross

No, it is just one poster - Commandante Monkey Poop/Tibetan Money/etc.

For some great fugues, try J.S. Bach.

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Tºm Shermªn - 42.435731,-83.985007
I am a vehicular cyclist.

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