American Currency has no Value

[I Didn't Vote for the Idiot]

Since the US government has been shutdown for over one month, American
Currency no longer has any value. The cash in your wallet is nothing but
scrap paper now.

Worse yet, everything you have purchased with American currency in the
past 10 years does NOT belong to you. It either belongs to the store or
seller who it came from, and it must be returned to them.

This includes all purchases made with credit cards, debit cards, and
checks, since these payment methods are based on US Currency.

If you purchased any items that you can no longer return, such as food,
fuel, or consumable items, you owe those companies or stores, and will
be in debt for a long time. You may even be arrested and prisoned for
theft, if you can not return such items.

Anyone attempting to purchase items using American Currency, after
todays date, will be prosecuted and/or shot by police.

Note: When disposing of your currency, please recycle it. DO NOT place
it in the trash.