Why didn't God create Adam & Eve stupid?
His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Free Spirits of the Jungle
have such evidence. Anyway let's get to the point here)
God created living things (so the story goes) but humans, having being
made in his image, were somewhat smarter than the animals. However the
minute they show their desire to acquire knowledge (from the Tree of
Knowledge), they get punished by it, and we are still being punished
for it...
"Oh c'mon, Migthty God, what kind of bullshit is this?" --I'm talking
to God-- "You could have created us just as animals --capable of
training but not of thought."
Forgive my foul language, but I'm very personal with God. He knows he
fucked up.
And with these deep thoughts, I retire into meditation and stuff.
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65 MILLION YEARS IN THE MAKING:
Edward Dolan
<comandan...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:37e67fd9-42f7-4fe0...@u10g2000yqk.googlegroups.com...
> (I almost talk about God as if I knew him, but I swear by God I don't
> have such evidence. Anyway let's get to the point here)
>
> God created living things (so the story goes) but humans, having being
> made in his image, were somewhat smarter than the animals. However the
> minute they show their desire to acquire knowledge (from the Tree of
> Knowledge), they get punished by it, and we are still being punished
> for it...
>
> "Oh c'mon, Migthty God, what kind of bullshit is this?" --I'm talking
> to God-- "You could have created us just as animals --capable of
> training but not of thought."
>
> Forgive my foul language, but I'm very personal with God. He knows he
> fucked up.
>
> And with these deep thoughts, I retire into meditation and stuff.
TM is a poor crazy bastard who just posts on his one favorite subject -
hatred of motor vehicles because they interfere with his use of the roads.
His other favorite subject is attacking Christianity. If you respond to this
poor crazy bastard, then you are a poor crazy bastard too.
He likes to reference monkeys and other wild animals normally found only in
zoos because he is most likely a wild beast himself. I think he fornicates
with monkeys, but I can't prove it.
TM should confine himself to just one thread instead of proliferating them
like a poor crazy bastard. He is insane of course. I liken him to the
village idiot of olden times. The difference these days is that no one any
longer recognizes the village idiot because idiocy has become so widespread.
But I will be here to remind one and all of what a poor crazy bastard TM is.
It is mark of My Greatness that I can still recognize the village idiot even
if the rest of you can't.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Free Spirits of the Jungle
(Slowly but surely we will take back our position from the Devil --Ed.
I don't know if he wears the costume, but he sounds like Satan)
On Oct 28, 3:26 pm, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote:
> On 27 Oct 2010 23:18:48 GMT, HotelCharlieOne <hotel_charlie_...@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
> > Do you think it is normal for people to
> >blindly take orders from a stranger, especially if you did not know
> >whether said stranger is good or evil?
>
> The horns and pointed tail was a dead giveaway.
Gee, Hitler didn't wear such costume, but rather he assumed the role
of God, so the Germans followed him and killed the Jews.
Now I understand history a little bit better, but not the Bible.
Edward Dolan
<comandan...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
TM is a poor crazy bastard who just posts on his one favorite subject -
Tom Sherman °_°
of the Jungle wrote:
> [...] Hitler[...]
See <http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl>.
--
Tom Sherman - 42.435731,-83.985007
I am a vehicular cyclist.