Socialist Utopia full of Christians? Yeah, that's Heaven!
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
justice," "praise the Lord," "Satan is the enemy" and other slogans
all sound socialist. Well, at least they are not asking for Universal
Healthcare... They don't need it!
Angels riding bikes...
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs12/f/2006/327/9/6/Bicycle_Angel_Watercolor_by_BlueBirdie.jpg
Wait, clothing optional? That sounds too liberal!!!
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His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
> Deviant, hell, that drawing's great on so many levels. Not
> to mention that there actually *is* a Ride Your Bike Nude
> Day.
I'd only have a problem accommodating the men's genitalia on those
seats. But I think it's great for women!
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
> On Sat, 9 Apr 2011 11:01:42 -0700 (PDT), "His Highness the
> TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
>
> <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >One party system, immortal leader, loyalty to the party, "permanent
> >justice," "praise the Lord," "Satan is the enemy" and other slogans
> >all sound socialist.
>
> whatever he wants with no oversight. Even Idi Amin didn't have that
> much power.
Yes, yes, but Heaven sounds too Maoist as well. They sure will throw
POPULATION CONTROL in there. Though having the whole Universe to
expand maybe it won't be that much of a problem.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
> "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"<nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> news:6171f637-10b9-40dc...@w36g2000vbi.googlegroups.com...
> "morons" - YUK!
I know, I know. That's why I don't care to go there even if it was
true. Heaven --I assume-- is full of FAMILY VALUES as well...
(some highlights of it... notes of mine in [...])
While family values remains a rather vague concept, social
conservatives usually understand the term to include some combination
of the following principles (also referenced in the 2004 Republican
Party platform):
[they carry elections with this "vague concept," winning over
practical issues such as transportation]
1- Promotion of "traditional marriage" and opposition to sex outside
of conventional marriage, including pre-marital sex, adultery,
polygamy, bestiality, and incest. [the last one very common in the
Bible]
2- Support for a roll back of aspects of feminism and support for a
traditional role for women in the family. [Taliban style, huh?]
3- Opposition to same-sex marriage. [no comment... I'm opposed to the
institution of marriage]
4- Support for traditional education and parental involvement in that
education, including such things as vouchers for private, non-secular
education. [teaching "intelligent design," right?]
5- Opposition to legalization of abortion and support for policies
that instead encourage abstinence and adoption. [they haven't heard of
overpopulation, right?]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_values
So it's this kind of bullshit that dominates the political discourse
in this world, and we can expect to go on in the heavens. This
ignorance of the physical world as well as the biological aspect of
the human being, proposing impractical solutions such as abstinence
makes them dumb. Proving that they are evil takes another example:
When Bush denied UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE TO CHILDREN, they stood back and
did nothing.
"The bipartisan children's health insurance bill that passed the House
and Senate by strong majorities provides health insurance for 10
million children. The House will vote tomorrow to try to override
President Bush's veto, which denies critical health care coverage to
children of hard-working families struggling with the high cost of
insurance."
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
> On Sat, 9 Apr 2011 15:40:54 -0700 (PDT), "His Highness the
> TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
>
>
>
> <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >On Apr 9, 4:44 pm, Colanth <Cola...@pern.invalid> wrote:
> >> On Sat, 9 Apr 2011 11:01:42 -0700 (PDT), "His Highness the
> >> TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
>
> >> <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> >One party system, immortal leader, loyalty to the party, "permanent
> >> >justice," "praise the Lord," "Satan is the enemy" and other slogans
> >> >all sound socialist.
>
> >> Not socialist, dictatorial. The leader sets ALL the rules and does
> >> whatever he wants with no oversight. Even Idi Amin didn't have that
> >> much power.
>
> >Yes, yes, but Heaven sounds too Maoist as well. They sure will throw
> >POPULATION CONTROL in there. Though having the whole Universe to
> >expand maybe it won't be that much of a problem.
>
> resulting from those thoughts. He had nothing like God's power to
> actually keep you from thinking the "wrong" thoughts. Not even Mao
> would have dared to dream of that power.
Not only that, God has some powers that only a Peeping Tom can dream
about. He can watch if your sexual positions are unnecessarily
recreational. I think that's where most Christians fail to go to
Heaven.
Imagine, missionary position all the time!
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
wrote:
> > Imagine, missionary position all the time!
> I don't think that there is actually such a kind of God which censors any
> sexual positions. On the other side, IMHO the missionary position, and some
> other where you make love with your GF face to face seem much more pleasant
> to me as more romantic than any "face-to-back" positions. And a creampie is
> also a lot of fun...
The Christian God does. At least the Christians are very strict about
morality even though 95% of Americans have premarital sex. Perhaps
there's a big hypocrisy surrounding the issue.
Anyways going back to the important stuff, there's one position that
facilitated the Tantra but I'm yet to find a name. Maybe I can call it
"TibetanMonkey" but I should look in the Kama Sutra first.
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give a shit!!!!
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