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Sep 1, 2010, 2:18:23 AM9/1/10

Jackson Ellis Smith a.k.a. Jackson E Smith a.k.a Jackson Smith a.k.a. Smitty
1720 Sandalwood Dr
Grand Prairie, TX 75052

Hey, Tock,

I just had a great idea for you.

This will hep your barbershop to
really stand out. In both traditional
and modern ways.

Your very own barbershop quartet!

In keeping with the southern homosexual
theme of your shop, we will be called
Jackson Smith And The Texas ButtBoys.

After hours on Friday and Saturday, we
will transform into my all-drag-queen
rock band, Jackie And The ButtSlutts.

Also, you have mentioned having a
shoeshine stand there. But I have a
better idea. A blowjob stand.

The customer will sit down, and I will
give him a good ole fashioned Texas
cowboy BJ.

I love my work, so I would only charge
about five dollars.

I think these amenities would greatly
enhance the atmosphere and reputation
of your barber shop.

Please let me know if you like my ideas.
Then, I will ask my wife, Jan Smith, for
permission.

Thank you.

Jackson Ellis Smith a.k.a. Jackson E Smith a.k.a Jackson Smith a.k.a. Smitty
1720 Sandalwood Dr
Grand Prairie, TX 75052

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