Is a bum the same as a beach bum?
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
According to my philosophy, you must have a Beach Cruiser --flip-flops
and little else-- to enjoy the beach, and thus be a able to say
"Life's a Beach." I have a problem though:
MY PARK HAS MORE BUMS THAN BEACH BUMS...
which lowers the prestige for all, if you know what I mean. Well, it
also keeps the ladies away and that's very bad for a beach bum.
Actually it works as a DE FACTO Taliban restriction on women who are
afraid to come out.
If you are a Christian though you like to feed the bums at the nearby
church, and then say "Life's a Bitch." And I say, "Of course, it's a
bitch. You feed the problem!"
When you get up in the morning --says my wisdom-- you make it a beach
or a bitch, but you must avoid bums to keep the depression away. I
won't say, "AVOID CHRISTIANS," because that's just impossible.
I leave you know with perhaps the greatest of Beach Bum singers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CICf8xoLyG8
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His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
INCENTIVES:
On Apr 14, 5:00 am, livvy <mmrward1...@gmail.com> wrote:
> So, you are indifferent, cavalier about your life in general, day-to-
> day life in particular. There may come a time, I hope not, when you
> are in dire straits? Who you gonna call? Dear strangers on a
> Google group help me? You'll be fine.
I won't go to church, that's for sure. I propose a system of welfare
where everybody's basic needs are taken care of... BUT... they must
pay back with some community work.
That's something the Christians will never be creative about --nor
socialists-- because they want people to depend on them.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
> Responding to: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser
> Philosopher
>
>
>
> > On Apr 13, 7:37 pm, Mike Jones <l...@dasteem.invalid> wrote:
> >> Responding to: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser
> >> Philosopher
>
> >> [...]
>
> >> > If you are a Christian though you like to feed the bums at the nearby
> >> > church,
>
>
> >> A "tramp" is a "hobo", not a tart.
>
> >> A "fanny" is a "vulva", not a bum.
>
> >> A "bum" is an "ass", not a tramp.
>
> >> etc.
>
> >> I really didn't need an image in my head of xstains feeding bums.
>
> >> Maybe they were catlicks?
>
> > So a beach bum is something like a lady in bikini moving her bums,
> > right?
>
> We only get one bum each. Don't confuse "bum" with "buns".
>
> I'm now beginning to understand why America needed sub-titles for the
> comedy series "Red Dwarf", and why classic international movies need to
> be remade "American style" before Americans can understand them.
>
> The original idea behind the "American Dictionary" project was to
> actually /improve/ the English language. Sigh!
That is so true. ;)
But here the subtle difference b/ buns and bums comes alive in the
character of Jesus:
On Apr 14, 2:14 am, "SFD" <s...@127000.00> wrote:
>
> It would appear that they have take-aways in heaven.
> The question is then, was Jesus a McDonalds fan?
> Did he survive only on Big Macs?
> Was he over weight?
> Did he not eat fruit and vegetables?
> According to the gospel he was a cheeseburger fan,
> as is proven on this link.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBsPZV14I-k&feature=fvwrel
Jesus was a bum, but not a regular bum. He was something like a
Christian bum --the first one in its kind.
I'm not sure he lived on peanuts or banana because he only have to
think of a dish for it appear in his plate. Was he a vegetarian? I
think he would dismiss the burger and eat the cheese with the buns.
If he had been alive today he would probably be a beach bum and go to
the nudist beach. He'd be shy though, not like those hung guys walking
up and down the beach. In other words, he would be hardly noticeable.
One enduring question is WOULD HE WEAR UNDERWEAR?
moronsbegone
about.
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> That's something the Christians will never be creative
> about --nor socialists-- because they want people to depend
> on them.
They also use every disaster and emotion termiolish situation
they can get their hands on for an instrument of recrution,
It's a sick twisted Cult right up there with Mooneys,
Gothic/Punk Manson Deadheads and James Jones must we forget
his group was about Christ. And Oh ya David Corish HA!! what a
fuckin joke "Gunnin fer Jesus" How can anybody have an IQ over
100 and believe in this crap.
moronsbegone
crabs!!!!