Jesus, the down to earth guy

[His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher]

> >http://www.dst-corp.com/james/PaintingsOfJesus/Jesus10.jpg
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> > Even my monkey bike is more regal.
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> Right. He can walk on water, float in the air, but
> can't walk into town on his own. Poor donkey.

I think the donkey is three sizes too small.

He rented the cheapest one he could find to drive his point of being
"down to earth."

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[His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher]

On Jun 10, 8:44 am, "IlBeBa...@gmail.com" <ilbeba...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jun 10, 7:39 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser

> 'Every knee shall bow and declare Jesus Christ as Lord (Creator and
> King)' ... and you will want to when you finally see him face to
> face . Youre just one heartbeat away from that . Investigate Jesus
> very thoroughly and put aside all manner of personal pride so you can
> live as you like, because, this short earthly life of pleasures and
> titillating experiences will one day be permanently gone. Start
> here :www.impactapologetics.com

The Christians are anything but down to earth. I think they are first
in the competition to show who got the biggest truck (SUV).

[His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher]

On Jun 10, 7:35 pm, Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Jun 10, 7:20 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser
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> Philosopher" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > On Jun 10, 7:07 pm, Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> > > On Jun 10, 7:02 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser
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> > > Philosopher" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > On Jun 10, 6:44 pm, Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> > > > > On Jun 10, 8:36 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser
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> > > > > Philosopher" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > > > On Jun 9, 11:22 pm, Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> > > > > > > On May 1, 11:24 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser
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> > > > > > > Philosopher" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 1, 11:14 pm, Ken <flakey...@aol.com> wrote:
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> > > > > > > > > On May 1, 8:13 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser
> > > > > > > > > Philosopher" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote to ASSman:
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> > > > > > > > > > I have the wisdom of the jungle and evolution behind me, 4 billion
> > > > > > > > > > years in the making, and you?
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> > > > > > > > > ASSman doesn't have diddly squat!
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> > > > > > > > Don't you follow the man that rode an ass?

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> > > > > > > >http://www.dst-corp.com/james/PaintingsOfJesus/Jesus10.jpg
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> > > > > > > > Even my monkey bike is more regal.
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> > > > > > > Right. He can walk on water, float in the air, but
> > > > > > > can't walk into town on his own. Poor donkey.
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> > > > > > I think the donkey is three sizes too small.
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> > > > > > He rented the cheapest one he could find to drive his point of being

> > > > > > "down to earth."- Hide quoted text -
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> > > > > He probably broke the poor animal's back. They
> > > > > probably had to shoot it.
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> > > > Well, Jesus may actually have been able to walk while riding the
> > > > donkey.
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> > > A real jesus would have carried the donkey.
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> > You'd expect him to ride a winged horse and he shows up in a lowly
> > donkey.
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> > He's totally unpredictable. I think he would ride a skateboard today.- Hide quoted text -
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> Add road rash to the rest of his stigmata.

He was something else to be sure...

http://urlybits.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Jesus_skateboarding.jpg