Do you expect Adam & Eve to be celebrities in Heaven?
His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Free Spirits of the Jungle
them?
There are arguments for them being a celebrity: They were the first!
Not only that, they were "hand made" by God, the way the artist
sculpted David. They must be perfect. She would have an ass like...
Well heavenly. And he would put to shame David and his little banana.
Isn't David's banana little?
Christianity doesn't address these issues, but we must ready to meet
Adam & Eve when we die.
Thoughts like that made the Mona Lisa smile...
http://rlv.zcache.com/funny_mona_lisa_david_rackcard-p2452296282264593822l5cl_400.jpg
Have you seen a Christian David?
http://media.photobucket.com/image/mona%20lisa%20and%20david/lolosad/DavidfromUSA.jpg
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Edward Dolan
<nolionn...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Or on the contrary, people will walk past them and curse and spit at
> them?
>
> There are arguments for them being a celebrity: They were the first!
> Not only that, they were "hand made" by God, the way the artist
> sculpted David. They must be perfect. She would have an ass like...
> Well heavenly. And he would put to shame David and his little banana.
> Isn't David's banana little?
>
> Christianity doesn't address these issues, but we must ready to meet
> Adam & Eve when we die.
TM is a poor crazy bastard who just posts on his one favorite subject -
hatred of motor vehicles because they interfere with his use of the roads.
His other favorite subject is attacking Christianity. If you respond to this
poor crazy bastard, then you are a poor crazy bastard too.
He likes to reference monkeys and other wild animals normally found only in
zoos because he is most likely a wild beast himself. I think he fornicates
with monkeys, but I can't prove it.
TM should confine himself to just one thread instead of proliferating them
like a poor crazy bastard. He is insane of course. I liken him to the
village idiot of olden times. The difference these days is that no one any
longer recognizes the village idiot because idiocy has become so widespread.
But I will be here to remind one and all of what a poor crazy bastard TM is.
It is mark of My Greatness that I can still recognize the village idiot even
if the rest of you can't.
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Free Spirits of the Jungle
of the Jungle" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Or on the contrary, people will walk past them and curse and spit at
> them?
>
> There are arguments for them being a celebrity: They were the first!
> Not only that, they were "hand made" by God, the way the artist
> sculpted David. They must be perfect. She would have an ass like...
> Well heavenly. And he would put to shame David and his little banana.
> Isn't David's banana little?
>
> Christianity doesn't address these issues, but we must ready to meet
> Adam & Eve when we die.
>
> Thoughts like that made the Mona Lisa smile...
>
>
> Have you seen a Christian David?
>
>
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>
> http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION
Edward Dolan
news:0aa4486e-ac4f-4a58...@c20g2000yqj.googlegroups.com...
On Oct 28, 8:04 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Free Spirits
of the Jungle" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Or on the contrary, people will walk past them and curse and spit at
> them?
>
> There are arguments for them being a celebrity: They were the first!
> Not only that, they were "hand made" by God, the way the artist
> sculpted David. They must be perfect. She would have an ass like...
> Well heavenly. And he would put to shame David and his little banana.
> Isn't David's banana little?
>
> Christianity doesn't address these issues, but we must ready to meet
> Adam & Eve when we die.
TM is a poor crazy bastard who just posts on his one favorite subject -
Jeff Thies
> Or on the contrary, people will walk past them and curse and spit at
> them?
>
> There are arguments for them being a celebrity: They were the first!
> Not only that, they were "hand made" by God, the way the artist
> sculpted David. They must be perfect. She would have an ass like...
> Well heavenly. And he would put to shame David and his little banana.
> Isn't David's banana little?
Actually, my girlfriend and myself are going as the original couple,
her idea.
Which has given me some time to think about dear old dad. What is God
doing these days? He's done with that commandment thing and he's created
just about everything, so how is he spending his days.
I'm told he knows everything before it will happen, but we still have
free will. Just how does that work?
Might post some pictures later of God at work...
Jeff
>
> Christianity doesn't address these issues, but we must ready to meet
> Adam& Eve when we die.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Free Spirits of the Jungle
> On 10/28/2010 8:04 PM, His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Free Spirits
>
> of the Jungle wrote:
> > Or on the contrary, people will walk past them and curse and spit at
> > them?
>
> > There are arguments for them being a celebrity: They were the first!
> > Not only that, they were "hand made" by God, the way the artist
> > sculpted David. They must be perfect. She would have an ass like...
> > Well heavenly. And he would put to shame David and his little banana.
> > Isn't David's banana little?
>
> Actually, my girlfriend and myself are going as the original couple,
> her idea.
>
> Which has given me some time to think about dear old dad. What is God
> doing these days? He's done with that commandment thing and he's created
> just about everything, so how is he spending his days.
>
> I'm told he knows everything before it will happen, but we still have
> free will. Just how does that work?
>
> Might post some pictures later of God at work...
God at work? God works 24/7 and it's watching you and me --and Ed.
He's reading everything and hearing everything so Ed is in trouble.
Anyway you proceed to show your girlfriend the picture of the
Christian David...
http://media.photobucket.com/image/mona%20lisa%20and%20david/lolosad/DavidfromUSA.jpg
so you can look good and illustrate to her why you are NOT a
Christian. Even God doesn't like the Christian. He's a Hare Krishna.
My girlfriend loves me more than ever and says about the Christian
statue, "No way I'd worry what's under that belly!"
Edward Dolan
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On Oct 29, 3:56 pm, Jeff Thies <jeff_th...@att.net> wrote:
> On 10/28/2010 8:04 PM, His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Free Spirits
>
> of the Jungle wrote:
> > Or on the contrary, people will walk past them and curse and spit at
> > them?
>
> > There are arguments for them being a celebrity: They were the first!
> > Not only that, they were "hand made" by God, the way the artist
> > sculpted David. They must be perfect. She would have an ass like...
> > Well heavenly. And he would put to shame David and his little banana.
> > Isn't David's banana little?
>
> Actually, my girlfriend and myself are going as the original couple,
> her idea.
>
> Which has given me some time to think about dear old dad. What is God
> doing these days? He's done with that commandment thing and he's created
> just about everything, so how is he spending his days.
>
> I'm told he knows everything before it will happen, but we still have
> free will. Just how does that work?
>
> Might post some pictures later of God at work...
God at work? God works 24/7 and it's watching you and me --and Ed.
He's reading everything and hearing everything so Ed is in trouble.
Anyway you proceed to show your girlfriend the picture of the
Christian David...
so you can look good and illustrate to her why you are NOT a
Christian. Even God doesn't like the Christian. He's a Hare Krishna.
My girlfriend loves me more than ever and says about the Christian
statue, "No way I'd worry what's under that belly!"
TM is a poor crazy bastard who just posts on his one favorite subject -