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Classical class struggle: the Fat Ass vs. the Fit Ass

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His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Apr 13, 2011, 9:45:51 AM4/13/11
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This is classical class struggle between drivers and cyclists: the Fat
Ass vs. the Fit Ass, and the Fat Ass wins every time by sheer size.
When will the Fit Ass rise up and do something?

Don't ask me what can it be, but TAKING THE LANE in a coordinated
manner may take us somewhere short of communism.

This is a shouting match that we may find around: "Hey you, asshole,
get on the sidewalk!" and then the cyclist replies: "Get off your
cage, you fat ass!"


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Forrest Hodge

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Apr 13, 2011, 3:40:30 PM4/13/11
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On 4/13/2011 9:45 AM, His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser


Right, because every person who drives a car/truck is a fatass...[/sarcasm]

What a completely asinine statement.

m...@privacy.net

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Apr 13, 2011, 3:51:38 PM4/13/11
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Forrest Hodge <fo...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>Right, because every person who drives a car/truck is a fatass...[/sarcasm]
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>What a completely asinine statement.


not really

Charmin

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Apr 13, 2011, 4:29:38 PM4/13/11
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Possible correction:
Troll's girlfriend is a fat ass too. Maybe she rides a fat tire bike
and doesn't' drive.
(He'd drive too if he could put gas in the mom's old donated Lexus.)

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

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Apr 13, 2011, 4:46:49 PM4/13/11
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She was a fat ass. Not anymore. The right balance of bicycling helps a
lot. So does the diet she sells.

But she doesn't terrorize cyclists when she drives. That's the main
beef of mine against fat asses.

moronsbegone

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May 12, 2011, 2:31:19 PM5/12/11
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The FAT ass is too busy exorcising their mind and not their
body, poor FIT asses don't have a mind to exorcise. Duhhhhhhh
Thank the FAT ass for the KICKass design on the Bike you are
riding and the FATass executive that brought it to the market so
you can have it.

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