Oh, how fake these parables sound compared to my own wise parables of
the jungle. First listen to the Bible's version, and then my own...
Luke 15:3-7 He told them this parable.
"Which of you men, if you had one hundred sheep, and lost one of them,
wouldn’t leave the ninety-nine in the wilderness, and go after the one
that was lost, until he found it? When he has found it, he carries it
on his shoulders, rejoicing. When he comes home, he calls together
his friends and his neighbors, saying to them, ‘Rejoice with me, for I
have found my sheep which was lost!’ I tell you that even so there
will be more joy in heaven over one sinner who repents, than over
ninety-nine righteous people who need no repentance."
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In the jungle things would have happen like this...
"Listen, honey, this stupid sheep left the herd and will do the same
again. Do you feel like eating lamb?"
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"In the jungle it's eat or be eaten. Try not to stray from the herd!"
Staying with the herd doesn't make sense either. The herd is
vulnerable when the shepherd leaves. The stalkers (hackers) usually go
after the herd (IE and Win users) and leave the loaners free to roam
(surf).
The Christians chase the money, I chase the Truth. Their's is the
"money jungle."
I'm just a philosopher living in the deep jungle, trying to live the
simple life with bicycles and kayaks, but the money jungle with their
SUVs and motorboats doesn't let me.