Would you sleep with a Swedish woman?
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle
to brag about it--* but I wouldn't with a Swedish woman, not because
she's Swedish, just because the casual disregard of the Swedish
authorities for the rights of men and political dissidents. We all
know Assange is trying to clean the world jungle, but the Swedish just
buckle under pressure from the big predators.
If I did, it must all be with full camera presence and not leaked to
the outside world. ;)
*I learned the art of Tantra then and there, quite by intuition,
perhaps because we had the chemistry. It was my first step toward
wisdom...
----------------------------------------------------------
"BEWARE OF THE JUNGLE!"
Derek C
the deep jungle" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Not me! I did with a Norwegian woman and it was fun --not that I want
> to brag about it--* but I wouldn't with a Swedish woman, not because
> she's Swedish, just because the casual disregard of the Swedish
> authorities for the rights of men and political dissidents. We all
> know Assange is trying to clean the world jungle, but the Swedish just
> buckle under pressure from the big predators.
>
I would sleep with a Swedish woman, especially if she looked like the
blonde one (Agnetha) in Abba.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle
Well, it's no problem for the CIA to plant a woman like that in your
path. Maybe she won't sing as beautiful though. ;)
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle
> Assange is not cleaning but burning the jungle. It may turn out that
> monkeys are likely to be the worst losers; no hiding place, no wild
> fruits and most of all; no security from predating monkey eaters who
> prefer to kill unselectively-matured or kid monkeys.
He sure exposed a lot of dung happening in the jungle.
I don't think monkeys got much to lose but their cages, at least with
a HUMANIST PATH...
"A PROGRAM FOR A BETTER WORLD
Why not build a new system? That offers PROSPERITY, SOCIAL JUSTICE and
FREEDOM; that discards the defects of both Communism and Capitalism;
and that places the system at the service of the human being, and not
the other way around. Why not HUMANISM?"
http://webspawner.com/users/donquijote1
***
I was out today in my little monkey bike and it's not easy.
Edward Dolan
news:2a85d5e7-8bc2-4d16...@w17g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...
> Not me! I did with a Norwegian woman and it was fun --not that I want
> to brag about it--* but I wouldn't with a Swedish woman, not because
> she's Swedish, just because the casual disregard of the Swedish
> authorities for the rights of men and political dissidents. We all
> know Assange is trying to clean the world jungle, but the Swedish just
> buckle under pressure from the big predators.
>
> If I did, it must all be with full camera presence and not leaked to
> the outside world. ;)
>
> *I learned the art of Tantra then and there, quite by intuition,
> perhaps because we had the chemistry. It was my first step toward
> wisdom...
I charge TM with being the greatest asshole bore ever to infest Usenet. But
I can't help feeling sorry for the poor crazy bastard. After all, he doesn't
know any better, being the imbecile that he is. Folks, you cannot learn to
be this stupid, you have to be born to it.
TM needs to confine himself to just a couple of threads at most since all he
ever does is just post the same old shit over and over. It is also
incredibly stupid of him to think that anyone in this day and age is going
to relate to his animal metaphors. Where does such stupidity come from?
The most absurd of all his posts are his religious rants. My God, this poor
benighted moron is way too stupid to ever grasp anything as abstract as
religion. I think he might be able to grasp a monkey's ass and/or cock, but
surely that is it.
TM is nothing but a poor crazy bastard and if anyone wants to put him out of
his misery, he will have my blessing. But surely there is some motorist in
Florida who will accommodate us. And the sooner the better!
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
Edward Dolan
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> On Dec 21, 10:59 am, "love&peace" <williamu...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> Assange is not cleaning but burning the jungle. It may turn out that
>> monkeys are likely to be the worst losers; no hiding place, no wild
>> fruits and most of all; no security from predating monkey eaters who
>> prefer to kill unselectively-matured or kid monkeys.
>
> He sure exposed a lot of dung happening in the jungle.
>
> I don't think monkeys got much to lose but their cages, at least with
> a HUMANIST PATH...
>
> "A PROGRAM FOR A BETTER WORLD
>
> Why not build a new system? That offers PROSPERITY, SOCIAL JUSTICE and
> FREEDOM; that discards the defects of both Communism and Capitalism;
> and that places the system at the service of the human being, and not
> the other way around. Why not HUMANISM?"
I charge TM with being the greatest asshole bore ever to infest Usenet. But
Charmin
Bet you would if she were fat and dumb enough though.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle
Actually she was "chubby but yummy," and she was not very bright. She
was stunningly beautiful though.
Maybe she put a spell on me. I know this type of ladies are not CIA. ;)
Edward Dolan
[...]
> Bet you would if she were fat and dumb enough
was stunningly beautiful though.
> Maybe she put a spell on me. I know this type of ladies are not CIA. ;)
I pray every day that a motorist will run you over and kill you dead. We
need you on these newsgroups like we need another hole in our heads.
Fucking Regards
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle
On Dec 22, 8:42 am, "love&peace" <williamu...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> There has to be areas in the jungle where one might hide to watch the
> monkeys and the predators. Some of these predators are fanatical
> ideological hunters who prefer genocide against monkeys than caging
> them.If no rules exist to regulate hunting and no shrubs for forest
> guards to ambush the poachers, they might one day fly to the moon and
> mars to hunt down 'Odyssey' and 'his' friends. Assange should expose
> the poachers and the mischief making monkeys but leave the forests
> alone. otherwise, we may end up in the desert.
I don't think Assange can deliver a fatal blow to democracy/
capitalism. All it does it expose what is really behind it, namely BIG
MONEY & CORRUPTION. From here capitalism can turn more toward
TOTALITARIANISM (all those calling for his elimination sound like the
old guard communists) or HUMANISM in which some sort of morality rules
the place.
It exposed the shit going on in the deep jungle...
"WikiLeaks: Lockerbie Bomber Freed after Threats"
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503543_162-20024926-503543.html
***
Don't you want to know stuff like this? I always though the jungle was
a dark, secret place, but not this much.
Democracy/capitalism will deliver us a long agonizing death (maybe
taking a few generations) due to the hungry nature of the system, and
the radicals offer a quick passage to the other world mostly to
satisfy their concept of god. Maybe if we are lucky we go into a
nuclear war with China or something and get it over with.
Ironically, our hunger will affect first the most democratic nation,
where at least you have an option to ride a bicycle everywhere:
Holland.
Is there any morality or fairness in the world?
Burr
Maybe we all need to Pray For You that lightning won't hit you.
--
Burr
Big, Lean, Mean and Clean.
I Push Iron and Turn Cranks
I'll be lifting until they pry the
bar from my cold dead hands
Adventure before Dementia
I'm a member of The Tea Party, I VOTE
"Edward Dolan" <edo...@iw.net> wrote in message
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Derek C
> "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle"<comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
>
> I charge TM with being the greatest asshole bore ever to infest Usenet. But
> I can't help feeling sorry for the poor crazy bastard. After all, he doesn't
> know any better, being the imbecile that he is. Folks, you cannot learn to
> be this stupid, you have to be born to it.
>
> TM needs to confine himself to just a couple of threads at most since all he
> ever does is just post the same old shit over and over. It is also
> incredibly stupid of him to think that anyone in this day and age is going
> to relate to his animal metaphors. Where does such stupidity come from?
>
> The most absurd of all his posts are his religious rants. My God, this poor
> benighted moron is way too stupid to ever grasp anything as abstract as
> religion. I think he might be able to grasp a monkey's ass and/or cock, but
> surely that is it.
>
> TM is nothing but a poor crazy bastard and if anyone wants to put him out of
> his misery, he will have my blessing. But surely there is some motorist in
> Florida who will accommodate us. And the sooner the better!
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
>
> - Show quoted text -
Since you are allowed to bear arms in the US, why don't you challenge
the TM to a gun fight? As long as one of you gets killed, then we in
the rest of the World won't have to put up with this rubbish any more!
Derek C
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle
On Dec 22, 9:54 pm, xeno <69black...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Dec 21, 5:36 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the mundane
> prophet of the last days before the end of times"
>
> <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > Not me! I did with a Norwegian woman and it was fun --not that I want
> > to brag about it--* but I wouldn't with a Swedish woman, not because
> > she's Swedish, just because the casual disregard of the Swedish
> > authorities for the rights of men and political dissidents.
>
> You're punishing Swedish women by not sleeping with them because of
> the Swedish government?! I don't think they're going to lose much
> sleep over that. You got to stop eating those monkey brains. It's not
> good for you.
Wait a minute, if all the monkeys coordinate something together --this
is being posted throughout Europe & Africa-- and we boycott Swedish
women they may grow fatally bored and turn their resentment on the
government.
Do we have any other means to make them react? ;)
Well, I know one: Giving the Swedish government very bad PR.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle
I will win. Good triumphs over Evil.
Besides, who else will deliver the goods but the Wisdom of the Jungle.
You know the problem with bicycles goes much deeper than it seems and
it boils down to Wall Street and Big Oil, don't you?
TopBassDog
Pussy is pussy regardless of nationality.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle
Oh no, Scandinavian pussy goes with nice looks and body. And they are
hot, maybe due to the cold and the mild temperament of the guys. Women
like Italians and Spanish, and of course, blacks.
But they have the best political system in the world.
Edward Dolan
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On Dec 21, 11:24 pm, "Edward Dolan" <edo...@iw.net> wrote:
> "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep
> jungle"<comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
>
> I charge TM with being the greatest asshole bore ever to infest Usenet.
> But
> I can't help feeling sorry for the poor crazy bastard. After all, he
> doesn't
> know any better, being the imbecile that he is. Folks, you cannot learn to
> be this stupid, you have to be born to it.
>
> TM needs to confine himself to just a couple of threads at most since all
> he
> ever does is just post the same old shit over and over. It is also
> incredibly stupid of him to think that anyone in this day and age is going
> to relate to his animal metaphors. Where does such stupidity come from?
>
> The most absurd of all his posts are his religious rants. My God, this
> poor
> benighted moron is way too stupid to ever grasp anything as abstract as
> religion. I think he might be able to grasp a monkey's ass and/or cock,
> but
> surely that is it.
>
> TM is nothing but a poor crazy bastard and if anyone wants to put him out
> of
> his misery, he will have my blessing. But surely there is some motorist in
> Florida who will accommodate us. And the sooner the better!
>> Since you are allowed to bear arms in the US, why don't you challenge
the TM to a gun fight? As long as one of you gets killed, then we in
the rest of the World won't have to put up with this rubbish any more!
You miss my point entirely. TM REALLY is a poor crazy bastard. I am NOT
exaggerating. If you can't see it, then you are as crazy as he is.
Edward Dolan
>Oh no, Scandinavian pussy goes with nice looks and body. And they are
hot, maybe due to the cold and the mild temperament of the guys. Women
like Italians and Spanish, and of course, blacks.
> But they have the best political system in the world.
You've got shit for brains all right. Now what else is new?
Fucking Regards,
Edward Dolan
news:WKadnaJDyMrqX4_Q...@iwvisp.com...
ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!
> Dolan, you tell us you are a man of God and you say something like that!
>
> Maybe we all need to Pray For You that lightning won't hit you.
TM needs to be terminated. Only morons like you would say otherwise.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle
On Dec 23, 7:19 pm, xeno <69black...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Dec 23, 5:16 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of
> the deep jungle" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > Do we have any other means to make them react? ;)
>
> The issue is with the government, not the masses.
That's the problem with democracy, which is meant to be government by
"the people," and when the governments fucks up you got no one to
blame. I say the sheep who vote are responsible as much as the
government.
Didn't Bush win with the support of "the people" the second time
around? Why don't they make plain and naked tyranny, to avoid the bad
PR?
Democracies in the West stand pretty naked anyway.
Edward Dolan
news:f803fed8-7f38-4d28...@p1g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...
> (Would you Ed, or you got into Masturbation for Peace?)
You've got shit for brains all right. Now what else is new?
> That's the problem with democracy, which is meant to be government by
> "the people," and when the governments fucks up you got no one to
> blame. I say the sheep who vote are responsible as much as the
> government.
You've got shit for brains all right. Now what else is new?
> Didn't Bush win with the support of "the people" the second time
> around? Why don't they make plain and naked tyranny, to avoid the bad
> PR?
You've got shit for brains all right. Now what else is new?
> Democracies in the West stand pretty naked anyway.
You've got shit for brains all right. Now what else is new?
Fucking Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of the deep jungle
the deep jungle" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> (Would you Ed, or you got into Masturbation for Peace?)
>
> On Dec 23, 7:19 pm, xeno <69black...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Dec 23, 5:16 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the prophet of
> > the deep jungle" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > > Do we have any other means to make them react? ;)
>
> > The issue is with the government, not the masses.
>
> That's the problem with democracy, which is meant to be government by
> "the people," and when the governments fucks up you got no one to
> blame. I say the sheep who vote are responsible as much as the
> government.
>
> Didn't Bush win with the support of "the people" the second time
> around? Why don't they make plain and naked tyranny, to avoid the bad
> PR?
>
> Democracies in the West stand pretty naked anyway.
The moment of truth, yes or no?
Would you use condom?
Edward Dolan
> Would you use condom?
Put a condom on your mouth, you freaking shithead!
h
Top posting moron. PLONK!