Ample Hygiene for Ample People - Booklet

[Erin]

WTF?

http://www.amplestuff.com/amplehygieneforamplepeople-booklet.aspx

20-page booklet gives you a personal regimen that can help you feel fresh
all day. It's full of tips for dealing with odor problems, fold
irritations, chafing, difficulty in reaching, and more! By Nancy Summer.
Willendorf Press.

[Yuri]

There's a chapter in the book on ass wiping dwarves that features a picture
of Ragtard. After a long search for true love, Ragtard married his best
customer.

[Ragnar]

Why is it that you are perplexed? Some people of size have special
needs. Understanding that is not rocket science.

Would you prefer that those individuals stunk and went unwashed like
so many thin Europeans do????

Ragnar

[Ragnar]

On Aug 27, 11:11 am, Magda
<pikrodafni@death_to_spammers_noos.fr.invalid> wrote:
> On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 08:00:52 -0700 (PDT), in alt.gossip.celebrities, Ragnar
> <Ragnarsgh...@hotmail.com> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
>  ... On Aug 27, 6:57 am, e...@donotmailme.com (Erin) wrote:
>  ... > WTF?
>  ... >
>  ... >http://www.amplestuff.com/amplehygieneforamplepeople-booklet.aspx
>  ... >
>  ... > 20-page booklet gives you a personal regimen that can help you feel fresh
>  ... > all day. It's full of tips for dealing with odor problems, fold
>  ... > irritations, chafing, difficulty in reaching, and more! By Nancy Summer.
>  ... > Willendorf Press.
>  ...
>  ... Why is it that you are perplexed? Some people of size have special
>  ... needs. Understanding that is not rocket science.
>  ...
>  ... Would you prefer that those individuals stunk and went unwashed like
>  ... so many thin Europeans do????
>
> You mean your neighbours in the trailer park - they are not Europeans.
>
> =====
> It sounds much better in French, but then, everything does.

Don’t deny the truth, you just end uo looking stupid. Europeans have
bad body odor problems, end of story.
It say’s it all when nightclubs in London and Paris, after instituting
smoking bans have had to spray perfume into the HVAC systems to cover
the smell of Euro body stank. LOL.

Ragnar

[Paralle...@gmail.com]

On Aug 27, 12:18 pm, Magda
<pikrodafni@death_to_spammers_noos.fr.invalid> wrote:
> On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 10:02:41 -0700 (PDT), in alt.gossip.celebrities, Ragnar

> <Ragnarsgh...@hotmail.com> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
>  ...

>  ... Don’t deny the truth, you just end uo looking stupid. Europeans have
>  ... bad body odor problems, end of story.
>  ... It say’s it all when nightclubs in London and Paris, after instituting
>  ... smoking bans have had to spray perfume into the HVAC systems to cover
>  ... the smell of Euro body stank. LOL.
>  ...
>  ... Ragnar
>
> As long as you think so we won't see your ugly face and huge bulk over here. Paris is
> really not good for you; the trailer park full of obese stinking people is. Yay! :))

As a trailer park resident, I can confirm we don't want him either.

[william hubbard]

It was written for rosie O'Donnell..

[Chris]

On Wed, 27 Aug 2008, Ragnar <Ragnar...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>Why is it that you are perplexed? Some people of size have special
>needs. Understanding that is not rocket science.

Quit trying to sell your ass wiping dwarf services here. No one is
interested in your spam, Ragtard.

[Ragnar]

On Aug 27, 1:18 pm, Magda
<pikrodafni@death_to_spammers_noos.fr.invalid> wrote:
> On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 10:02:41 -0700 (PDT), in alt.gossip.celebrities, Ragnar

> <Ragnarsgh...@hotmail.com> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
>  ...

>  ... Don’t deny the truth, you just end uo looking stupid. Europeans have
>  ... bad body odor problems, end of story.
>  ... It say’s it all when nightclubs in London and Paris, after instituting
>  ... smoking bans have had to spray perfume into the HVAC systems to cover
>  ... the smell of Euro body stank. LOL.
>  ...
>  ... Ragnar
>
> As long as you think so we won't see your ugly face and huge bulk over here. Paris is
> really not good for you; the trailer park full of obese stinking people is. Yay! :))
>

Boy you seem to know a lot about trailer parks and their denizens. Why
is that, personal experience??? Why don’t you clue us all in because
I for one have never lived or even been to one. Such is the curse of
being a productive professional.

BTW, I notice you didn't come up with any counter arguments to my
statement. I guess there is no denying the facts, uh?

Ragnar

[Franco Bolli]

Isn't this the booklet with the forward by Kris Baker and Maryanne
Kehog???

-Franco

[Ragnar]

On Aug 27, 2:53 pm, ch...@nospamplz.com (Chris) wrote:

> On Wed, 27 Aug 2008, Ragnar <Ragnarsgh...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >Why is it that you are perplexed? Some people of size have special
> >needs. Understanding that is not rocket science.
>
> Quit trying to sell your ass wiping dwarf services here.  No one is
> interested in your spam, Ragtard.

Come on dude, I'm just trying to get you off welfare and into a job.
You gotta take the steps to help yourself before thing can get any
better.

Ragnar

[jtno...@yahoo.com]

On Aug 28, 9:43 am, Magda
<pikrodafni@death_to_spammers_noos.fr.invalid> wrote:
> On Thu, 28 Aug 2008 06:56:19 -0700 (PDT), in alt.gossip.celebrities, Ragnar

> <Ragnarsgh...@hotmail.com> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>

>  ... On Aug 27, 1:18 pm, Magda ... <pikrodafni@death_to_spammers_noos.fr.invalid> wrote:
>
>  ... > On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 10:02:41 -0700 (PDT), in alt.gossip.celebrities, Ragnar
>  ... > <Ragnarsgh...@hotmail.com> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>  ... >
>  ... >  ...

>  ... >  ... Don’t deny the truth, you just end uo looking stupid. Europeans have

>  ... >  ... bad body odor problems, end of story.
>  ... >  ... It say’s it all when nightclubs in London and Paris, after instituting
>  ... >  ... smoking bans have had to spray perfume into the HVAC systems to cover
>  ... >  ... the smell of Euro body stank. LOL.
>  ... >  ...
>  ... >  ... Ragnar
>  ... >
>  ... > As long as you think so we won't see your ugly face and huge bulk over here. Paris is
>  ... > really not good for you; the trailer park full of obese stinking people is. Yay! :))
>  ... >
>  ... Boy you seem to know a lot about trailer parks and their denizens. Why
>  ... is that, personal experience???
>
> Unlike you, I learned about it *here*. These folks seem to know what they are talking
> about (most of the time).
>
> You were clearly born in one and know nothing more.

>
>   Why don’t you clue us all in because

>  ... I for one have never lived or even been to one. Such is the curse of
>  ... being a productive professional.
>  ...
>  ... BTW, I notice you didn't come up with any counter arguments to my
>  ... statement. I guess there is no denying the facts, uh?
>
> Why, do you have any facts? Where did you buy them? Or did you steal them, like the
> trailer park rag you are?

>
> =====
> It sounds much better in French, but then, everything does.

I like trailer park cuties, the fatter the better. The smell is how
you can tell they're ovulating. Why would you want to eliminate the
smell and with it the opportunity to make babies with them?-Jitney

[Rod Speed]

Your problem is your microdick. They all die laughing.

[Ragnar]

On Aug 28, 12:43 pm, Magda
<pikrodafni@death_to_spammers_noos.fr.invalid> wrote:
> On Thu, 28 Aug 2008 06:56:19 -0700 (PDT), in alt.gossip.celebrities, Ragnar

> <Ragnarsgh...@hotmail.com> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>

>  ... On Aug 27, 1:18 pm, Magda ... <pikrodafni@death_to_spammers_noos.fr.invalid> wrote:
>
>  ... > On Wed, 27 Aug 2008 10:02:41 -0700 (PDT), in alt.gossip.celebrities, Ragnar
>  ... > <Ragnarsgh...@hotmail.com> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>  ... >
>  ... >  ...

>  ... >  ... Don’t deny the truth, you just end uo looking stupid. Europeans have

>  ... >  ... bad body odor problems, end of story.
>  ... >  ... It say’s it all when nightclubs in London and Paris, after instituting
>  ... >  ... smoking bans have had to spray perfume into the HVAC systems to cover
>  ... >  ... the smell of Euro body stank. LOL.
>  ... >  ...
>  ... >  ... Ragnar
>  ... >
>  ... > As long as you think so we won't see your ugly face and huge bulk over here. Paris is
>  ... > really not good for you; the trailer park full of obese stinking people is. Yay! :))
>  ... >
>  ... Boy you seem to know a lot about trailer parks and their denizens. Why

>  ... is that, personal experience???
>
> Unlike you, I learned about it *here*. These folks seem to know what they are talking
> about (most of the time).
>
> You were clearly born in one and know nothing more.
>

Really, you can deduce my up bringing from a couple of written lines
here on Usenet. That's quite a talent you have. Too bad your not
nearly as intelligent as you are talented.

>   Why don’t you clue us all in because

>  ... I for one have never lived or even been to one. Such is the curse of

>  ... being a productive professional.
>  ...
>  ... BTW, I notice you didn't come up with any counter arguments to my
>  ... statement. I guess there is no denying the facts, uh?
>
> Why, do you have any facts? Where did you buy them? Or did you steal them, like the
> trailer park rag you are?
>

Here's my impression of you: Trailer park, Trailer park, Trailer Park,
Trailer Park Trash, Trailer Park, Trailer park, Etc, Etc, Etc.
Please find another angle, you're boring as shit.

Here is the facts bitch. And no I didn't buy them nor steal them.
Everyone with the obvious exception of obnoxious Europeans know that
many Europeans have a body odor problems.

http://timescorrespondents.typepad.com/charles_bremner/2008/02/post.html

"As in other places, there have been some odd consequences. One is the
body odour that fills the smoke-free air in discos and crowded clubs
as the night drags on. Paris clubs are struggling to find alternative
scents to mask the sweaty smell that is said to be turning off
customers, especially women. Managers do not want to talk about it for
fear of losing trade. "We've had enough trouble with the ban on
smoking. On top of that we don't want people saying that the place
stinks as well," said a club manager near the Place de l'Etoile".

Now either go away or form some kind of relevent counter argument. At
this point you just look a fool.

Ragnar