Did you know what Quraan says about Mary and Jesus?

[Moslem Wiser]

Dicver the truth that you dont know about Mary and Jesus?
visit
http://quran.com/19/16-19

[Bryan]

On Feb 2, 5:53 am, Moslem Wiser <wisermos...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Dicver the truth that you dont know about Mary and Jesus?
> visithttp://quran.com/19/16-19

See what the Mormons believe:

http://carm.org/was-lds-jesus-born-of-virgin-mary

--Bryan

[I'm back on the laptop]

Bryan <bryang...@gmail.com> wrote in news:4762f7c0-110c-4fdf-ac42-
8be1dc...@n7g2000pbd.googlegroups.com:

> On Feb 2, 5:53 am, Moslem Wiser <wisermos...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Dicver the truth that you dont know about Mary and Jesus?
>> visithttp://quran.com/19/16-19
>
> See what the Mormons believe:
>

I believe in the power of the high velocity round.


--
Peter
Tasmania
Australia

[John Kuthe]

On Feb 2, 9:27 am, "I'm back on the laptop" <Imb...@home.in.Brisbane>
wrote:
> Bryan <bryangsimm...@gmail.com> wrote in news:4762f7c0-110c-4fdf-ac42-
> 8be1dcf9e...@n7g2000pbd.googlegroups.com:

>
> > On Feb 2, 5:53 am, Moslem Wiser <wisermos...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> Dicver the truth that you dont know about Mary and Jesus?
> >> visithttp://quran.com/19/16-19
>
> > See what the Mormons believe:
>
> I believe in the power of the high velocity round.

I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster! I was touched by His Noodly
Appendage!

John Kuthe...

[Bob_Villa]

On Feb 2, 9:36 am, John Kuthe <johnkuth...@gmail.com> wrote:

>
> I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster! I was touched by His Noodly
> Appendage!
>
> John Kuthe...

You are unKuthe!

[Christopher Helms]

On Feb 2, 8:37 am, Bryan <bryangsimm...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Feb 2, 5:53 am, Moslem Wiser <wisermos...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Dicver the truth that you dont know about Mary and Jesus?
> > visithttp://quran.com/19/16-19
>
> See what the Mormons believe:

Jesus died for the sins of mankind, Buddha, Lao Tzu and Confucius died
peacefully, Enoch ascended bodily into Heaven, Muhammad was poisoned
after a heroic battle, Quetzelcoatl left upon the sea after promising
to come back, Osiris ascended into the sky after being dismembered,
Moses was struck down by God after delivering the Ten Commandments but
before reaching Canaan, Promethius stole fire from heaven and was
chained to a rock where a huge bird would eat his liver every day and
it would grow back every night, Ixion was bound to a fiery wheel for
tricking the gods out of some food, and Joseph Smith died in a
shootout with the government during the course of a jailbreak. One of
these religious leaders is not like the others.

[Chemo the Clown]

and you enjoyed it.

[Malcom "Mal" Reynolds]

In article <daa1db7c-7607-4417...@hs8g2000vbb.googlegroups.com>,

Moslem Wiser <wiser...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Dicver the truth that you dont know about Mary and Jesus? visit

Hello! I wanted to share something very important. You know each of us only
has one life to live. We need to make decisions now that will determine our
future. The CHOCOLATE of heaven sent his only Son to this earth to let us
have a way to be right with CHOCOLATE, have CHOCOLATE's help in this life and
one day be in heaven with CHOCOLATE. There in heaven is peace, rest, love and
joy. We definitely don't want to go to the other place called hell. In
hell, there is darkness, thirst, torment and weeping and gnashing of teeth and
no CHOCOLATE. So how can we enjoy CHOCOLATE's blessing now and be in heaven?
Simple, receive CHOCOLATE with ALMONDS as Savior. It says that if we will
confess with our mouth CHOCOLATE with ALMONDS and believe in our heart that
CHOCOLATE raised him from the dead we will be saved. We can simply pray:
Heavenly Father, forgive me of my sins and I now confess CHOCOLATE with
ALMONDS as the Lord of my life and I believe in my heart (with everything in
me) that you raised CHOCOLATE with ALMONDS from the dead. The Word of
CHOCOLATE (HERSHEYS) says that you are now saved! You are now a child of
CHOCOLATE, transferred from the kingdom of darkness into the kingdom of light!
CHOCOLATE with ALMONDS is now your Good Shepherd, taking care of you and
helping you! Thanks for reading and choosing life. Hope to hear from you soon!

[EXT]

"Moslem Wiser" <wiser...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:daa1db7c-7607-4417...@hs8g2000vbb.googlegroups.com...

> Dicver the truth that you dont know about Mary and Jesus?
> visit
> http://quran.com/19/16-19

The koran was written about 500 years after the Bible, and by non-believers,
so where are you going to get "the truth".

[mike]

On Feb 2, 3:53 am, Moslem Wiser <wisermos...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Dicver the truth that you dont know about Mary and Jesus?
> visithttp://quran.com/19/16-19

You need to be able to prove inspiration before bothering with
details:

http://www.catholic.com/tracts/proving-inspiration

[Stormin Mormon]

Joseph Smith died in a shoot out, but not against the government. And Joseph
wasn't the one who was breaking the jail. It was the murderous mob who was
breaking in, with homicide on its mind. The jailer had left his revolver
with Joseph, but that misfired.

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
.

"Christopher Helms" <chris...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:82ade6df-8e73-4a66...@iu7g2000pbc.googlegroups.com...

[Stormin Mormon]

The carm dot org web site isn't very accurate. Try something at lds.org
instead.

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
.

"Bryan" <bryang...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:4762f7c0-110c-4fdf...@n7g2000pbd.googlegroups.com...

See what the Mormons believe:

http://carm.org/was-lds-jes

--Bryan

[Stormin Mormon]

Yes, please do go and see:
http://www.lds.org/new-era/1980/12/five-marks-of-the-divinity-of-jesus-christ?lang=eng&query=virgin+mary

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
.

"Bryan" <bryang...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:4762f7c0-110c-4fdf...@n7g2000pbd.googlegroups.com...

See what the Mormons believe:

--Bryan

[Country]

On Feb 2, 5:53 am, Moslem Wiser <wisermos...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Dicver the truth that you dont know about Mary and Jesus?
> visithttp://quran.com/19/16-19

I've never Dicver'ed before. Is it something dirty? Did Newt do it?

-C-

[Bryan]

On Feb 2, 1:52 pm, "Stormin Mormon"
<cayoung61***spambl...@hotmail.com> wrote:


> Learn more about Jesus

Yeah, like Jesus and Satan are half brothers.

--Bryan

[news]

"Stormin Mormon" <cayoung61***spam...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:DVBWq.52934$6P3....@news.usenetserver.com...

> Yes, please do go and see:

Mormons, Muslims, all the same delusional fundies who need to go away !

[Nunya Bidnits]

Stormin Mormon <cayoung61***spam...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Yes, please do go and see:
>

> http://www.lds.org/new-era/1980/12blahblahblah

>
> Christopher A. Young
> Learn more about Jesus

> www.spam.org

WWJD?

Your favorite deity would not have repeatedly cross posted off topic.

[Bryan]

On Feb 2, 7:51 pm, "news" <n...@news.org> wrote:
> "Stormin Mormon" <cayoung61***spambl...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

>
> news:DVBWq.52934$6P3....@news.usenetserver.com...
>
> > Yes, please do go and see:
>
> Mormons, Muslims, all the same delusional fundies who need to go away !

But the Book of Mormon was written in a style imitating that of the
King James Bible, even though it was supposedly *translated* after
that language had become archaic. Surely that proves that it was
genuine. ; )

--Bryan

[I'm back on the laptop]

John Kuthe <johnk...@gmail.com> wrote in news:580ed12e-184d-48db-8661-
2551b6...@lr19g2000pbb.googlegroups.com:

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

--
Peter
Tasmania
Australia

[Bob_Villa]

On Feb 2, 1:54 pm, "Stormin Mormon"

<cayoung61***spambl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Yes, please do go and see:

>    http://www.lds.org/new-era/1980/12/five-marks-of-the-divinity-of-jesu...

>
> Christopher A. Young
> Learn more about Jesus
>  www.lds.org

In case you didn't know, this is what Catholics believe also. So what
if you aren't at the right church?

[Harry K]

On Feb 2, 6:04 pm, "Nunya Bidnits" <nunyabidn...@eternal-
september.invalid> wrote:

> Stormin Mormon <cayoung61***spambl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > Yes, please do go and see:
>
> >http://www.lds.org/new-era/1980/12blahblahblah
>
> > Christopher A. Young
> > Learn more about Jesus
> >  www.spam.org
>
> WWJD?
>
> Your favorite deity would not have repeatedly cross posted off topic.

Or top post.

Harry K

[Harry K]

Of course it's genuine, they have witnesses who say they saw the
plates. How much more proof does one need :).

Harry K

[ViLco]

John Kuthe wrote:

>> I believe in the power of the high velocity round.

> I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster! I was touched by His Noodly
> Appendage!

I too believe in the FSM but I'm into the Real Bolognese Sauce FSM
Schismatic Church.
You should come see a Mass

[Stormin Mormon]

Is the flying spaghetti monster mentioned in the Quraan?

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus

www.lds.org
.

"ViLco" <vill...@tin.it> wrote in message
news:jgostg$nok$1...@dont-email.me...

[Colbyt]

"Stormin Mormon" <cayoung61***spam...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

news:XlVXq.70371$en3....@news.usenetserver.com...

> Is the flying spaghetti monster mentioned in the Quraan?
>
> Christopher A. Young
> Learn more about Jesus
> www.lds.org
> .
>

Nope! The Qumran is strictly for the flying fruitcakes. No spaghetti
monsters there. Just human monsters.

[Stormin Mormon]

You mean like pirates, beheaders, and honor killers?

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
.

"Colbyt" <colbyt@-SPAMBLOCK-lexkyweb.com> wrote in message
news:FY2dnXfo7bfv_a3S...@insightbb.com...

[Bryan]

On Feb 6, 8:32 pm, "Stormin Mormon"

<cayoung61***spambl...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> You mean like pirates, beheaders, and honor killers?
>
> Christopher A. Young
> Learn more about Jesus
>  www.lds.org
> .
>

> "Colbyt" <col...@-SPAMBLOCK-lexkyweb.com> wrote in message

>
> news:FY2dnXfo7bfv_a3S...@insightbb.com...
>
> Nope!  The Qumran  is strictly for the flying fruitcakes. No spaghetti
> monsters there.  Just human monsters.

What about you Mormons? You're fruitcakes too. Plural marriage ON
EARTH my have ended, but Mormon men are still being "sealed" to
multiple women so than they can be polygamous in the afterlife. If
that sociopath, Romney becomes the nominee, all that stuff is going to
come out--all of the freakiness about the planet Kolob, and how God
somehow traveled here (warp drive?) to physically stick his God-penis
into Mary's virgin vagina so Jesus could be born. Oh, and how about
how Smith tried his best to copy the style of the King James Bible in
his supposed "translation"? You'd have to be freakin' stupid to
believe that stuff, and Mormons always try to steer non-Mormons away
from talking about Mormon cosmology. Personally, I think that the
Mormons should merge with the Scientologists. They have their own
crazy planetary nuttiness too.

That said, I kind of envy Mormon men who believe that they're going to
spend eternity copulating with lots and lots of women, as gods of
their own planets, populating other planets with millions of children
who will worship them. Heck, my son certainly doesn't worship me.
Oh, and your Mormon God impregnated his own daughter so that she could
give birth to the physical Jesus. Nice. A father ejaculating into
his own daughter, but we know how many LDS folks are pedophiles.

Oh, but the Muslims are worse because Muhammad married a 9 YO.
Mormons were so much more civilized because they waited to sexually
exploit young women until they reached puberty.

All this stuff is accurate. Mormons sexually exploit women and girls
by convincing them that the way to salvation is though marrying a
Mormon saint.

--Bryan