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"I gots a solution to dat Starschmucks bull dukey"; Uncle Remus
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hp...@lycos.com
Jul 18, 2008, 11:13:28 AM7/18/08
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You gits over to WalMart and gets there brand of caffine pills. I done
figured dat 200mg pill, dats as strong as any coffee, costs bout $.038
each. Den gets
a bag of Tootsie Rolls. Take dat pill and tuck that roll inside you
mouf. Den march into Starschmucks, make out you reading the paper, and
watch them phoney asswipes shelling out $4.00 for dat kidney flush.
Show dem you appreciate the business by leaving a massive in the
toilet bowl and not flushing. Leave a note saying, 'dis my
investment'.
figured dat 200mg pill, dats as strong as any coffee, costs bout $.038
each. Den gets
a bag of Tootsie Rolls. Take dat pill and tuck that roll inside you
mouf. Den march into Starschmucks, make out you reading the paper, and
watch them phoney asswipes shelling out $4.00 for dat kidney flush.
Show dem you appreciate the business by leaving a massive in the
toilet bowl and not flushing. Leave a note saying, 'dis my
investment'.
Uncle Remus
Doobie Keebler
Jul 18, 2008, 2:07:11 PM7/18/08
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The cure to Star Schmucks?
One word: Sanka
.-=d00b
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clams_casino
Jul 18, 2008, 2:56:44 PM7/18/08
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