ot humor: the most functional word in the english language

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> THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD ...
>
> Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
> Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
>
> You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget
> shit, and tell others to eat shit.
>
> Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
> between shit and shineola.
>
> There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit,
> horse shit, and chicken shit.
>
> You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when
> the shit hits the fan.
>
> You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
>
> You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
>
> Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some
> days are just plain shitty.
>
> Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are
> times when you feel like shit.
>
> You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong
> shit or a lot of weird shit.
>
> You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit
> creek without a paddle.
>
> Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a
> bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
>
> When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of
> the English language.
>
> And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything
> else!!

> Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give
> a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you
> happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
>
> Well, Shit Happens!!!