Old McDonald Had a Farm!

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Sung to the tune of "Old McDonald Had a Farm"

Old Arizona had a farm, EYI EYI OHH!
And on this farm were many vets. EYI EYI OHH!
With a QUACK QUACK HERE and a QUACK QUACK there.
Here a QUACK there a QUACK.
Everywhere a QUACK QUACK!
Old Arizona had a farm. EYI EYI OHH!

Old ARizona had a farm, EYI EYI OHH!
And on this Farm were many POLS
EYI EYI OHH!!
With a CROOKED POL here and a CROOKED POL there.
Here a CROOK , there a CROOK
Everywhere a CROOK CROOK
Old Arizona had a farm. EYI EYI OHH!!

Old Arizona had a farm. EYI EYI OHH!!
And on this farm were FUCKED consumers,
EYI EYI OHH
With FUCKED consumers here and
FUCKED consumers there.
Here a FUCKED , there a FUCKED.
Everywhere a FUCKED FUCKED.
EYI EYI OHH!!

Old Arizona had a farm. EYI EYI OHH!!
And on this farm were ostrich bureaurats
EYI EYI OHH!!
With a head buried here
and a head buried there.
Here an Ostrich, There and Ostrich
Everywhere a buried head.
EYI EYI OHH!!

Old Arizona had a farm. EYI EYI OHH!!
May all the INCOMPETENT, UNPROFESSIONAL, MONEY HUNGRY QUACK VETS burn in
hell
EYI EYI OH!!
and all the ostrich, head-in-the-sand state licensing rats rot in hell
EYI EYI OH!
and all the CROOKED politicians who are on the take incur God's wrath
for the suffering they have caused so many animals and owners.
EYI EYI OH!!
GET SOME ETHICS, GET SOME STANDARDS, GET SOME PROFESSIONALISM