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Millhaven
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>I want a job where I can listen to music while working. Any ideas?
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Elevator operator.
Ward Abbott
>Elevator operator.
I think that job was phased out around 1960. Your next bet would be
getting off your butt and become self employed.
hchi...@hotmail.com
wrote:
He'd never be able to afford his own elevator.
George Grapman
home office where no one cares what I listen to or watch.
George Grapman
> I want a job where I can listen to music while working. Any ideas?
>
Work in a music store.
Wooly
> I want a job where I can listen to music while working. Any ideas?
>
Floor maintenance technician. Might be too complicated though: all
those different buffer pads and color-coded spray bottles sure look like
they'd be confusing for you!
New Leaf
OTOH, the fumes could substitute for other mind-altering substances
and save him a lot of money.
Viv
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The advantage of owning one's own elevator is that he can control the
music selection.
Otherwise, he may have to adapt to 8 hrs / day of Kenny G.
Dennis
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>I want a job where I can listen to music while working. Any ideas?
Pole dancer ?
Dennis (evil)
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Don K
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>I want a job where I can listen to music while working. Any ideas?
1. An usher at a symphony hall.
2. The "It's a Small World" exhibit at Disney World.
Don
Joe
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>>Elevator operator.
>
> I think that job was phased out around 1960. Your next bet would be
> getting off your butt and become self employed.
Only if you want to get paid for it...
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>On Wed, 22 Aug 2007 13:34:26 -0700, Millhaven
><mill...@intergate.com> wrote:
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>>I want a job where I can listen to music while working. Any ideas?
>
>Pole dancer ?
>Dennis (evil)
DAMMIT!!!! That was too good a response. A waste of my fine mist of
scotch.
In a weak attempt to keep up----
I didn't know Millhaven was Polish.
Chloe
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Church organist.
val189
> I want a job where I can listen to music while working. Any ideas?
Supermarket produce section - I know one which plays "Singin' in the
Rain" every half hour when the veggies are misted.
Ward Abbott
<really-fake...@yunx.com> wrote:
>Only if you want to get paid for it...
The ONLY motivation of being self employed is that YOU GET TO KEEP all
your income. I have been self employed for 38 years and never
considered doing it without pay.
George Grapman
No one will override your decisions.
You can not be fired.
Other employees can not hurt you,you have to do it to yourself.
No fears of employee theft or pilferage.
Shawn Hirn
Millhaven <mill...@intergate.com> wrote:
> I want a job where I can listen to music while working. Any ideas?
One of my colleagues sits at his desk with head phones on and works
while listening to music. He's an computer systems manager.
Logan Shaw
> I want a job where I can listen to music while working. Any ideas?
Easy: become a Grammy-Award-winning record producer.
- Logan
Logan Shaw
> On Wed, 22 Aug 2007 15:23:40 -0700, Dennis <dg...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> On Wed, 22 Aug 2007 13:34:26 -0700, Millhaven
>> <mill...@intergate.com> wrote:
>>> I want a job where I can listen to music while working. Any ideas?
>> Pole dancer ?
> I didn't know Millhaven was Polish.
He's not. In fact, he's the polar opposite.
- Logan
Rod Speed
> On Wed, 22 Aug 2007 23:42:16 GMT, "Joe"
> <really-fake...@yunx.com> wrote:
>
>> Only if you want to get paid for it...
> The ONLY motivation of being self employed
> is that YOU GET TO KEEP all your income.
Nope, you also get to decide the detail of how things are done too.
> I have been self employed for 38 years and never considered doing it without pay.
Plenty have tho.
Joe
>
> The ONLY motivation of being self employed is that YOU GET TO KEEP all
> your income. I have been self employed for 38 years and never
> considered doing it without pay.
No... No... No... You missed the point. The post said something about
listening to music at work... Reply was be an elevator operator. The next
reply said something about those jobs disappearing years ago... My point
was that anyone can stand in an elevator, get free music and push buttons
for others all day if they want to... Or at least until security finds out
and has a problem with their kindness - or theft of musak, depending on the
lawyers involved.
It was not meant to say that he could somehow make money off it. It was
meant to show that weirdoes like me can get joy out of doing stupid,
harmless stuff.
Just imagine the reactions after years of doing it when someone notices you
are gone and says, "Hey, so-and-so, the elevator guy, got fired I guess!"
and their friend's reply is, "Fired? He was never an employee. He was
simply mentally ill like that guy from Northern NJ..."
...Okay... I gotta go get some sleep...
Usene...@the-domain-in.sig
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> >> Pole dancer ?
No, he swings both ways - he's bipolar.
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> On Wed, 22 Aug 2007 23:42:16 GMT, "Joe"
> <really-fake...@yunx.com> wrote:
> >Only if you want to get paid for it...
> The ONLY motivation of being self employed is that YOU GET TO KEEP all
> your income.
Does the IRS know about this?
Bill Ranck
Blacksburg, Va.
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Dennis
But the downside is, Ward's boss is a real jerk.
The Real Bev
> I want a job where I can listen to music while working. Any ideas?
Street musician.
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The Real Bev
That's not music. It's some kind of subliminal thing that makes you want to
blow their little heads off with a shotgun.
Don K
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> Don K wrote:
>
>> "Millhaven" <mill...@intergate.com> wrote in message
>> news:1187814866.0...@j4g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
>>>I want a job where I can listen to music while working. Any ideas?
>>
>> 1. An usher at a symphony hall.
>> 2. The "It's a Small World" exhibit at Disney World.
>
> That's not music. It's some kind of subliminal thing that makes you want to blow their
> little heads off with a shotgun.
I know. We went thru it 20 years ago with the kids, and to this day,
I still suffer recurring flashbacks with the squirrelly voices going off in my head.
Don
Millhaven
> In article <1187814866.019146.107...@j4g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,
>
> Millhaven<millha...@intergate.com> wrote:
> > I want a job where I can listen to music while working. Any ideas?
>
> One of my colleagues sits at his desk with head phones on and works
> while listening to music. He's an computer systems manager.
I can't wear headphones anymore.
Millhaven
> Millhavenwrote:
> > I want a job where I can listen to music while working. Any ideas?
>
> Easy: become a Grammy-Award-winning record producer.
>
> - Logan
Most Grammy-Award-winning music sucks.
Logan Shaw
> On Aug 22, 6:18 pm, Logan Shaw <lshaw-use...@austin.rr.com> wrote:
>> Millhavenwrote:
>>> I want a job where I can listen to music while working. Any ideas?
>> Easy: become a Grammy-Award-winning record producer.
> Most Grammy-Award-winning music sucks.
Agreed. But you didn't say you wanted to listen to *good* music while
working.
- Logan
Millhaven
I want to listen to whatever music I want to listen to.