Tasteful Militia Shirts
Marty Lierly
This is to the pro-militia, good folks on m.a.m. Let's put our heads
together and come up with a design for a shirt signifying that we are
pro-citizen militia, pro-RKBA and pro-Constitution. It must be something
tasteful, distinctive, inoffensive, readily affordable and not a
t-shirt. This is something we would wear in public and would not be too
dressy or too casual. I know that many other 'net groups would be
interested. This is a way to 'stand up and be counted'. We can watch our
numbers grow and meet other like minded people. To the detractors on
this group, please, no cute or not really clever remarks such as 'Why
don't you try brown shirts, oh, that's already been done, tee-hee'
(David and Debbie type stuff). Perhaps something common from a uniform
supply store and a patch design. It could even be quite discreet, just
for those 'in the know'. What do you think? Please feel free to e-mail
me with your idea. If you aren't serious, do NOT e-mail me. You've been
warned per regulations. This would be analagous to the sixties and early
seventies when men grew their hair long to signify their socio-political
position.
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Aaron Simms
I really like Marty's idea! What about a blue (?) denim shirt (the kind
with the buttons going down the front and a pocket on the left side). I
suggest this because these shirts are relatively cheap and they are not too
casual, but not too formal. I also think they look nice. Then, on the
pocket we could put some sort of patch or insignia. The insignia idea
would be good in order to make a "discreet" statement, along the same lines
as the police "thin blue line" (two black horizontal lines with a blue
horizontal line in the middle). We could make our own insignia, like maybe
three lines of red, white, and blue; or something like that. Also, what
about some sort of ring that everyone could wear? Although, I know that it
might be hard to find an inexpensive ring style that is readily available
and distinctive. But, a ring is something you could wear all the time.
Anyway, those are just my thoughts.
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Aaron Simms
pat...@sons-of-liberty.org
http://www.sons-of-liberty.org
"Caesar had his Brutus, Charles the First his Cromwell,
and George the Third -- may profit by their example.
If this be treason, make the most of it!"
- Patrick Henry (1765)
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David and Debbie Valgos
Marty Liarly wrote:
}...It must be something tasteful, distinctive, inoffensive, readily
}affordable and not a t-shirt...Perhaps something common from a
}uniform supply store and a patch design...
You mean like a cammie fatigue shirt with a muted Bud Lite logo?
And here I'd always thought your secret ID was those flag pins in the
screen printed lapels of your T-shirts.
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The /definitive/ decorating guide for every sartorially-splendid,
color-coordinated militianoid:
The Unofficial Martha Stewart Militia Guide
With spring nipping at our heels, it seems everyone I know has two
things on their minds -- fun, useful weekend projects, and our
drug-addled, corruption ridden society's imminent collapse.
Fortunately, there's no shortage of economical ideas that speak to
both concerns. Here are a few of them. I hope you enjoy them and
remember -- with spring nipping at our heels, it seems everyone I
know has two things on their minds -- fun, useful weekend projects,
and our drug-addled, corruption ridden society's imminent collapse.
Fortunately, there's no shortage of economical ideas that speak to
both concerns. Here are a few of them. I hope you enjoy them and
remember -- be sure and destroy this document as soon as you read it,
lest the socialist drones down at ATF suddenly decide to once again
cynically disregard your constitutional and God-given rights and
confiscate this material as "evidence" in one of their ruthless
witchhunts they pass off as "justice."
Brightly tinted spring flower arrangements add a jolt of color to any
home -- and can also cunningly camouflage a Colt 1911 Government issue
Auto Pistol. A shaggy tuft of water-hued azaleas, clipped at the right
time, can last for years -- certainly longer than the crumbling
infrastructure of our bleeding heart courts can stem the tide of
psychopathic sludge from engulfing all but the most heavily armed of
us. Ideally, you'll need a double wire frame, as well as a length of
22 gauge wire to give the flowers added body and to conceal spare ammo
cartridges.
You must make sure to clip the flowers before they reach peak color.
Otherwise, the flora will actually brown -- robbing your bouquet of
those glorious spring hues and making the jet black gleam of your Colt
all too obvious to even the most glazed-over, crack-crazed intruder.
Lay the bouquets against the frame loosely in order to give the colors
a chance to overlap and to allow easy access to your piece. Wrap
around the frame and stems several times with the 22 gauge wire and
place another bouquet against the stems to suit your personal taste.
Indeed, if you place enough hydrangeas over the wire mesh of your
frame, you should be easily able to conceal an entire Colt with a
basketweave steel-reinforced belt loop with adjustable screws and
built in jacket slot to fit a 2 1/4 inch Sam Browne belt! Flowers do
say so much.
We all know how hard it is to find that perfect little hideaway far
removed from the hustle and bustle of the rat race and those
draconian thugs at the FBI. Even when we can find one, we all know the
trade off -- for every measure of safety a concrete reinforced steel
braided survival fortress affords us from the subhuman vermin that
infest our every street corner, it loses a piece of down home, folksy
charm.
Well, how about a 40's look? That vintage blond birch look most
typified by classic Heywood- Wakefield pieces will add a sparse beauty
to your shelter. In addition, the furniture's clean, simple lines
provide the perfect backdrop for teaching your little ones about
happier times, when long-haired beatniks like Ralph Nader were far
removed from our national landscape and the only time you'd be
approached late at night in a darkened hall by an immigrant would be
when the night porter wanted to know if you'd like a scotch to take
back to your Pullman sleeper.
Finally today, I'd like to talk about air freshness. There's no
denying bunkers need them, but store bought ones often smell so
antiseptic ( not to mention that they're often rigged with tiny
listening devices and loaded by the Trilateral Commission with
mind-controlling drugs). Well, the simple, traditional ways are often
the best ( as with everything else in life but weaponry). It depends
on the degree of freshness you'll need. If it is simply to keep the
stench of urban decay and bizarre foreign foods away, a potpourri
filled with baking soda and cinnamon sticks will often do the trick.
Keep them near areas of ventilation, doorways or any other place the
flood of detritus first unleashed by FDR and the New Deal might seep
its way into your home.
For larger needs, such as ridding the room of the lingering scent of
gunpowder and assorted nitrates, I've found that dried fruit peels,
such as lemons, oranges and the like do wonders. Even the acrid odor
of swarthy federal marshals or the pungent aroma of sun-bleached,
decaying human flesh that so often spoils otherwise inspiring victory
rallies are no match for these little sachets of Mother Natures'. It's
a Good Thing!
Be sure and destroy this document as soon as you read it, lest the
socialist drones down at ATF suddenly decide to once again cynically
disregard your constitutional and God-given rights and confiscate this
material as "evidence" in one of their ruthless witchhunts they pass
off as "justice."
Marty Lierly
Aaron Simms wrote:
}
} I really like Marty's idea! What about a blue (?) denim shirt (the kind
} with the buttons going down the front and a pocket on the left side). I
} suggest this because these shirts are relatively cheap and they are not too
} casual, but not too formal. I also think they look nice. Then, on the
} pocket we could put some sort of patch or insignia. The insignia idea
} would be good in order to make a "discreet" statement, along the same lines
} as the police "thin blue line" (two black horizontal lines with a blue
} horizontal line in the middle). We could make our own insignia, like maybe
} three lines of red, white, and blue; or something like that. Also, what
} about some sort of ring that everyone could wear? Although, I know that it
} might be hard to find an inexpensive ring style that is readily available
} and distinctive. But, a ring is something you could wear all the time.
} Anyway, those are just my thoughts.
Yes, something like that. Or a plain white short or long sleeve dress
shirt, button down or not, with a patch. Have you seen those "Minute
Man" patches that are sold by "Delta" and N.I.C. Law Enforcement and
some others? They could be sewn onto the left sleeve. Or, maybe even
better, a Minute Man pin, like a lapel pin or something. It would be
discreet but easily identifiable. You could wear that anywhere, anytime.
Patriots with diverse interests could be identified this way. You could
meet people while you are out and you could explain the significance to
the curious and others. This is inexpensive, without profit motive and
could easily spread. Remember all the long-haired folks way back when
long hair meant something? This is easily done and would make a powerful
statement as it grew.
}
} ---
} Aaron Simms
} pat...@sons-of-liberty.org
} http://www.sons-of-liberty.org
} "Caesar had his Brutus, Charles the First his Cromwell,
} and George the Third -- may profit by their example.
} If this be treason, make the most of it!"
} - Patrick Henry (1765)
}
} Marty Lierly <mli...@earthlink.net> wrote in article
} <923577958$84...@black-helicopter.psychetect.com>...
} }
} } This is to the pro-militia, good folks on m.a.m. Let's put our heads
} } together and come up with a design for a shirt signifying that we are
} } pro-citizen militia, pro-RKBA and pro-Constitution. It must be something
} } tasteful, distinctive, inoffensive, readily affordable and not a
} } t-shirt. This is something we would wear in public and would not be too
} } dressy or too casual. I know that many other 'net groups would be
} } interested. This is a way to 'stand up and be counted'. We can watch our
} } numbers grow and meet other like minded people. To the detractors on
} } this group, please, no cute or not really clever remarks such as 'Why
} } don't you try brown shirts, oh, that's already been done, tee-hee'
} } (David and Debbie type stuff). Perhaps something common from a uniform
} } supply store and a patch design. It could even be quite discreet, just
} } for those 'in the know'. What do you think? Please feel free to e-mail
} } me with your idea. If you aren't serious, do NOT e-mail me. You've been
} } warned per regulations. This would be analagous to the sixties and early
} } seventies when men grew their hair long to signify their socio-political
} } position.
S. Olson
On Thu, 8 Apr 99 13:25:58 GMT, Marty Lierly <mli...@earthlink.net>
wrote:
}
}This is to the pro-militia, good folks on m.a.m. Let's put our heads
}together and come up with a design for a shirt signifying that we are
}pro-citizen militia, pro-RKBA and pro-Constitution. It must be something
}tasteful, distinctive, inoffensive, readily affordable and not a
}t-shirt. This is something we would wear in public and would not be too
}dressy or too casual. I know that many other 'net groups would be
}interested. This is a way to 'stand up and be counted'. We can watch our
}numbers grow and meet other like minded people. To the detractors on
}this group, please, no cute or not really clever remarks such as 'Why
}don't you try brown shirts, oh, that's already been done, tee-hee'
}(David and Debbie type stuff). Perhaps something common from a uniform
}supply store and a patch design. It could even be quite discreet, just
}for those 'in the know'. What do you think? Please feel free to e-mail
}me with your idea. If you aren't serious, do NOT e-mail me. You've been
}warned per regulations. This would be analagous to the sixties and early
}seventies when men grew their hair long to signify their socio-political
}position.
Actually, most of us grew our hair long to get laid. That was about
the only socio-political position many of us were interested in.
Despite that, we here at the Hair Club for Men thought about your
desire to be in uniform -- ANY uniform -- and thought we do something
about it At first we were going to suggest the shirt used by your
comrades, the Serbs, but we figured they needed every shirt they could
get their hands on.
Failing that, we came up with some ideas for shirt designs:
1. A smart black polo shirt with the inscription, `I'm With Stupid,'
on the chest in white Caslon Antique. The arrow would be pointing up
at the neck.
2. A sleeveless little denim number with `I Want You!...(To Get to
Know My Unit,)' silkscreened coyly across the back in a sans-serif
typeface. Yellow would be a good color for the printing. Tasteful gold
buttons down the chest and at the cuffs accentuate this saucy garment.
3. A turtleneck pullover in steel-blue bearing the following dramatic
inscription across the chest: "I Know the Truth and So Can You.....For
$349.95." Several colors available, low on green.
4. An unprepossessing blue work shirt with a whisper of gold trim at
the collar. Inscription: "My Other Trailer is Militia HQ."
5. Finally, a standard pullover cammie shirt with no inscription.
Instead, it has a greeting card microchip that plays the theme from
the Benny Hill Show while you're on manuevers.
Marty Lierly
Just when I was about to write you off permanently, you finally post
something useful. The flowers look GREAT! Thanks for the tip.
--
David and Debbie Valgos
Marty Liarly wrote:
}Just when I was about to write you off permanently, you finally post
}something useful. The flowers look GREAT! Thanks for the tip.
So you're going to use a floral design on your tasteful militia
shirts? Martha will be /so/ pleased!
Marty Lierly
David and Debbie Valgos wrote:
}
}
} }Just when I was about to write you off permanently, you finally post
} }something useful. The flowers look GREAT! Thanks for the tip.
}
} So you're going to use a floral design on your tasteful militia
} shirts? Martha will be /so/ pleased!
}
Actually, I have been thinking along the lines of a Minute Man
lapel/pocket pin. It could be worn with everything. Maybe one in gold
and one in silver, to accessorize with. Now there's a fashion statement.
(I could be taking orders soon, I'll let you know when so you can be
among the first. Of course, you would also receive 'The Patriots
Training Course' at a reduced fee).
David and Debbie Valgos
John Birch Society plagiarizer Marty Liarly wrote:
}Actually, I have been thinking along the lines of a Minute Man
}lapel/pocket pin.
That's not even an original idea, Liarly. Maybe the John Birch Society
would sue you. Now THAT would be fun to watch.
}It could be worn with everything.
Keep anything sharp away from your cammified BVDs, Martina.
)Maybe one in gold and one in silver, to accessorize with.
Too expensive for most of your fellow compay-triot seditionists,
Liarly; brass and nickel would be less costly alternatives AND more
appropriate.
}Now there's a fashion statement.
An an accessorizer, you make a better flower arranger.
}(I could be taking orders soon, I'll let you know when so you can be
}among the first.
Thanks. I'll put it right up there with my collection of German and
Japanese swords.
}Of course, you would also receive 'The Patriots Training Course' at a
}reduced fee).
Why BUY bird cage liner when day-old newspapers work as well?
Marty Lierly
David and Debbie Valgos wrote:
}
What? I am not a member of the John Birch Society, never was, and don't
really have much of an idea as to what they're about. I am not a
plagiarizer, either. Such unfounded accusations are below even you. You
have also misspelled my name (again).
}
} }Actually, I have been thinking along the lines of a Minute Man
} }lapel/pocket pin.
}
} That's not even an original idea, Liarly. Maybe the John Birch Society
} would sue you. Now THAT would be fun to watch.
So, are you saying that they offer Minute Man lapel pins? If they do,
great, we have a vendor. Please reply.
}
} }It could be worn with everything.
}
} Keep anything sharp away from your cammified BVDs, Martina.
Then you can get as close as you like, for you aren't sharp at all.
}
} )Maybe one in gold and one in silver, to accessorize with.
}
} Too expensive for most of your fellow compay-triot seditionists,
} Liarly; brass and nickel would be less costly alternatives AND more
} appropriate.
Finally, a sensible contribution to the group. Congrats!
}
} }Now there's a fashion statement.
}
} As an accessorizer, you make a better flower arranger.
}
} }(I could be taking orders soon, I'll let you know when so you can be
} }among the first.
}
} Thanks. I'll put it right up there with my collection of German and
} Japanese swords.
You're more eclectic than I imagined.
}
} }Of course, you would also receive 'The Patriots Training Course' at a
} }reduced fee).
}
} Why BUY bird cage liner when day-old newspapers work as well?
}
Use the newspaper for bird cage liner, use 'The Patriots Training
Course' to free yourself. How many copies are you ordering?
David and Debbie Valgos
Marty the "Reading Comprehension-Impaired" Liarly wrote:
}What? I am not a member of the John Birch Society, never was, and
}don't really have much of an idea as to what they're about.
This is what I wrote, Liarly:
}}That's not even an original idea, Liarly. Maybe the John Birch
}}Society would sue you. Now THAT would be fun to watch.
Please note that I did NOT say you are a member of the John Birch
Society. No wonder most of your life's conclusions are so terribly
flawed - you jump to patently erroneous conclusions based on your
inability to comprehend the written word.
}I am not a plagiarizer, either. Such unfounded accusations are below
}even you. You have also misspelled my name (again).
EXCUUUUSE ME!! "Minute Man" as a modern paramilitary term ORIGINATED
with the John Birch Society in the 1950s although I suppose it could
have originated with USCMike1's wife.
Your name is spelled appropriately.
David and Debbie Valgos
Marty Liarly wrote:
}}}It's nice to see you still love me. The flowers look GREAT!
Sparky Valgos wrote:
}}I suppose you'll want a ring next.
}Yes, please send your neck. :)
Couldn't you do better than that? That's a real stretch!
It's so bad that further reflection may relegate it to the Lochnerian
Non-Sequitor pile.
Nom de Guerre
EXCUUUUSE ME!! "Minute Man" as a modern paramilitary term ORIGINATED
with the John Birch Society in the 1950s although I suppose it could
have originated with USCMike1's wife.
Isn't it enough that half the m.a.m. posts are lost in the vast Usenet
Void because of your chemical con trails, or that patriot trailers
in 23 states are experiencing damage from your your HAARP weather modification
experiments?
David and Debbie Valgos
Nom de Guerre wrote:
}Isn't it enough that half the m.a.m. posts are lost in the vast
}Usenet Void because of your chemical con trails, or that patriot
}trailers in 23 states are experiencing damage from your your HAARP
}weather modification experiments?
Absolutely not! Why stop with mere MAM domination when global and then
interstellar domination can be ours?
Silly Putty-enhanced con trails are more than they appear to be. 'Nuff
said on that.
Actually, the weather thing was one of those serendipitous side
effects of the quadropolar electrostatic mind control apparatus on the
HAARP device. Our initial objective was to surveil Bill Cooper through
his TV and force him against his will to file his tax returns.
But when you're up to your ass in con trails, it's hard to remember
that the original objective was to drain the airheads.
militiaguy
I may have chimed in a bit late, forgive me. I think a scratch n sniff T-
Shirt would be a great idea. Here at the BEAVER COUNT MILITIA
www.militia.somewhere.net we will be producing a T Shirt that has our new
logo. It is a scratch n sniff Beaver. Darned if it don't smell just like
one.
anonymous <anon...@anonymous.com> wrote in message
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}
}
} On Thu, 8 Apr 1999 13:50:01 -0500, Aaron Simms wrote
} (in message <923597401$10...@black-helicopter.psychetect.com>):
} } I really like Marty's idea! What about a blue (?) denim shirt (the kind
} } with the buttons going down the front and a pocket on the left side).
}
}
} left side?
}
}
} LEFT side????????
}
}
}
} LLLEEEFFFTTT side?
}
}
} youre as communist as marty/marxe
}
}
Marty Lierly
militiaguy wrote:
}
} I may have chimed in a bit late, forgive me. I think a scratch n sniff T-
} Shirt would be a great idea. Here at the BEAVER COUNT MILITIA
} www.militia.somewhere.net we will be producing a T Shirt that has our new
} logo. It is a scratch n sniff Beaver. Darned if it don't smell just like
} one.
Problem is, it only smells like that after YOU wear it!
}
} anonymous <anon...@anonymous.com> wrote in message
} news:924263407$17...@black-helicopter.psychetect.com...
} }
} }
} } On Thu, 8 Apr 1999 13:50:01 -0500, Aaron Simms wrote
} } (in message <923597401$10...@black-helicopter.psychetect.com>):
} } } I really like Marty's idea! What about a blue (?) denim shirt (the kind
} } } with the buttons going down the front and a pocket on the left side).
} }
} }
} } left side?
} }
} }
} } LEFT side????????
} }
} }
} }
} } LLLEEEFFFTTT side?
} }
} }
} } youre as communist as marty/marxe
} }
} }
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militiaguy
Marty...... you weren't sposed to tell nobody........
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