Let's see if we can help re-calibrate your detector. We obviously know that the three most important things are Location, Location, and Location. So where could we go that improve upon that? Since Memphis is Memphis, it's pretty obvious that most people stick to alcohol and drugs to escape the atrocity that is this city. People also definitely like to eat around here, I know I do. So the obvious choice is the PizzaHut of Sadness to get all of those things conveniently rolled up in one. You can even lose a shoe to the insanely sticky floor if you're really lucky.
In all seriousness though, we could look into doing some slightly different setups at Republic or some other venue in the Midtown area. It is always a possibility of swarming the front area and having a non hostile takeover of the coffeehouse by occupation. Doesn't mean we have to, but it never hurts to at least consider our options.
P.S. While I am for looking into something different/new, I am in no way legitimately suggesting we go with the PizzaHut of Sadness. There are plenty of better locations we could attempt.
Thanks,
Daniel H.
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