"Matthias Klaey" wrote:
> I am shocked.
> I am destroyed.
> I am riddled.
> I am indignant.
> What do we all do when a new version of Access arrives at our
> desktops?
> Right: We open Northwind.mdb (who remebers Nwind.mdb?)
> We open the Employess form.
> We want to see the smile of Nancy Davolio.
> The sweet mysterious smile of Nancy Davolio, where Mona Lisa simply
> must turn pale.
> But now - Access 2007 - she is gone. No trace left. Where is she?
> (Sure, there is a Nancy Freehafer - but what kind of name is this?
> What Iam I going to do wih this heifer? There is not even a photo.)
> Nancy Davolio, the True Guarantee that Access is allright, whatever
> the dark giant at the strange place called Saddle, that noone ever has
> seen, deems fit to spit out of his bowels at us?
> Nancy Davolio, the Secret Spirit and Soul of Access?
> The True and Unswerving Champion of Access?
> Where is she??
> They cannot do this to us.
> All rise and chant with me:
> We Want Nancy Davolio Back!
> We Want Nancy Davolio Back!!
> We Want Nancy Davolio Back!!!
> Yours truly
> Mathias Kläy
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> www.kcc.ch
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