making an example of Paris Hilton
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see also:
Riots Averted, Paris Hilton Freed! -- Next Up: Scooter Libby!
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/8961042da3150a08
&
Paris Hilton Rejailed -- Sends a Message
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/msg/ced07c2e4c047812
thread:
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.writing/browse_frm/thread/3432a94dfc1bd091/#
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how many calories total have been burned in regards to Paris Hilton to
date?
let's figure it out, k?
include in your computations a rough estimation of the number of
calories that have been burned by each member of the media, the
courts, the public, etc., during actual coverage, discussions, dreams,
nitemares, jokes, camera crew setups, newspaper and magazine editors
in meetings with their staffs, internet keyboard typing, and so on.
graph it.
then, as the amount increases daily, devote a web page to display the
actual number of calories burned, LIVE.
(be sure to include visits to said website into the actual LIVE number
as it displays itself to each visitor)
think of all of that energy.
and consider its impact on global climate change.
if nothing else.
compare the number of calories burned in regards to Paris Hilton to
the number of calories burned for almost any other single reason.
it's probably a staggering contrast.
now think about Paris Hilton herself.
concentrate on her.
real hard.
think about what she looks like.
think about what she thinks about from day to day.
think about what's she's doing right now, in jail.
keep concentrating.
...
think about Paris Hilton for as long as you can today, then tomorrow,
etc..
...
this has been a production of the Paris Hilton calorie count essay,
incorporated.
we thank you for considering the Paris Hilton calorie count.
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