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Jul 31, 2007, 2:31:46 PM7/31/07
to Lonnie Courtney Clay, rec.arts.sf.written, alt.usenet.kooks, rec.gambling.poker
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Subject: A veteran requests your attention!
Date: Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:15:05 -0500
From: cens...@comcast.net
To: comm...@whitehouse.gov

Dear Mr. President George W. Bush :
1) Although I have been an expert liar most of my life, what I am
sending you here is nothing but the truth.
2) I suggest that a printed copy of this post should be made and the
post deleted as soon as possible, with a secured computer copy made
first.
3) Although I am diagnosed by the VA (I am a USAF veteran) as of late
1997 to be a paranoid schizophrenic, I am usually quite sane.
Exceptions occur when I suffer from sleep deprivation psychosis. That
occurs whenever I provoke people with my extreme personal opinions.
4) In Sept-Oct 1986 I published disks and printed copies for "Freedom
Computing Publications" Hotdisk #1 and #2. Among other things, the
most annoying was a call for a Constitutional Convention to be held in
1987.
5) I think that I drew the attention of a government agency dedicated
to black ops at that time. I believe that I have been the victim of
persecution ever since. As I am only one man, I prefer to doubt that
you are aware of the existence of this operation.
6) Government agencies have a huge volume of data available about me.
My SSN is cen-so-red!. I suggest that you should have a trusted
assistant look me up.
7) I dropped out of high school at the age of 17 to join the USAF in
Aug 1973, and tested well enough in basic training to bypass technical
schools. I was cleared for Secret work at the Offutt AFB SACHQ command
post section ADOFWD in Nov 1973 and investigated for Top Secret SIOP
until about May-June of 1974.
8) Because I behaved in an unreliable fashion, I was refused the
clearance and lost my position as a 51151 programmer.
9) I was treated poorly and told that I could do no work as a 511x1. I
refused alternative assignments and demanded an immediate discharge.
10) After I received a psychiatric examination, I received (under the
terms of my guaranteed job enlistment contract) an Honorable Discharge
in July 1974. There was no obligation to serve in the national guard.
I got 18 months of GI bill benefits, which I used to go to college. I
earned a BSEE Summa Cum Laude in spring 1979 from Memphis State
University, whose name was changed to University of Memphis.
11) In 1980-81 I was investigated for Secret work while working at
Lockheed/LEMSCO at JSC Houston in the SES lab doing Space Shuttle
simulation. The clearance was never denied or granted.
12) In 1983 while working at Boeing/BMAC in Huntsville AL, I provided
them with a secure encryption technique for communications equipment
after overhearing a conversation regarding problems in a classified
communications project. It can be best summarized by the following :
a) Amplitude modulate the transmitter's signal by using ADC/Multiplier/
DAC components before entering the final amplifier stages. Read the
receiver description below to deduce how modulation is performed.
b) In the receiver a block of 8 phase locked ADC devices are used to
sample the incoming signal and produce a block of 8 eight bit digital
values. Each bit of the transmitted signal is processed by a different
ADC in the block. The digital value of each bit is used to determine
whether the transmitted value represents a zero, a one, or random
noise used to confuse interceptors of the signal.
c) The block of digital values is processed using flash multipliers
with each value being multiplied by an 8 bit correlation coefficient
to produce a 16 bit value. This value is tested against a flash lookup
table of Bayesian thresholds to determine which of the three
possibilities the bit represents.The correlation coefficients vary
often, with lookup tables determining the current values for each
block of 8 bytes representing 8 bits of received signal.
d) The lookup tables are pulled from fast memory and reloaded into
each multiplier as each encryption code becomes obsolete. How often
this occurs is determined by additional tables which control the
addresses of the lookup tables. Memory speed is a primary determinant
of the practical channel frequency. The speed of the ADC and
multipliers is next most important, though that may have changed as
memory devices have become quite fast in the past 24 years....
e) The fast memory tables are generated at communications device
startup by processing an (agreed upon between users) encryption code
key. Table algorithms such as random number generators vary widely, so
I offered no suggestions on that point.
f) The lookup table entry being used to decrypt the comm signal is
changed frequently based upon random number lookup tables which are
also generated by encryption keys. The table structure may be multi-
tiered to vary based upon time or upon number of processed data
blocks, to give two obvious methods.
g) That just about covers the salient points of what I proposed in
1983. If this is news to the government spooks, then I guess that the
fecal matter will hit the rotary device any time soon. I do not know
the names of those who heard the presentation, but my supervisor's
name was Louis Weed......
13) Louis Weed attempted to corrupt me by demanding that I sign a
false labor report for a military project called ESTS. Rather than get
a reprimand for insubordination, I resigned and had to pay back Boeing
for all my relocation expenses. That proved to be a fortunate decision
since I got a much better job at Datapoint in San Antonio in Dec
1983....
14) Prior to resigning, a third Secret work clearance request was
submitted by Boeing since they wanted me to do classified work. I
suppose that my presentation in 12) above whetted their appetites...
15) After I was laid off by Datapoint in Sept 1986, I bought a
Commodore Amiga 1000 personal computer. I used it to publish the items
of 4) above, but got very little feedback, most of it negative. I was
unable to get a job until mid 1987. I was hired by Lockheed/Martin to
work once again at JSC SES lab on shuttle simulation. I became very
sick beginning
in Nov 1987 and lost several months of pay as a consequence. I assume
now that I was screwed once again by black ops.
16) In 1988 I was investigated a fourth time and that time cleared for
Secret level work. Because such work provided no salary incentive, I
refused the clearance. That really annoyed the bosses....
17) After leaving Lockheed by resigning in 1988, I started as a
graduate student at University of Memphis in the electrical
engineering department in fall 1988. One of the classes which I took
was fault tolerance, and my project was development and fault analysis
of a mixed protocol complex heterogeneous massively fault tolerant
system. It
specified hundreds of main network node clusters, with each cluster
having six attached lower performance/speed networks. Each cluster
connected to four main network trunk lines, with the inter-cluster
routing of the trunks varying depending upon fault vulnerability
analysis. Each of the nodes on the lower speed nets was to have two
ports. The first connected to its host main cluster's network, while
the second port would connect to the second port of a node on a net
hosted by a different main cluster. I presented draft copies of the
design to the professor (Bhatti ? I have difficulty recalling) who was
on sabbatical from Boeing. He told me that the design was too novel
and would not be accepted unless I also provided a message routing
protocol and a task allocation optimization strategy. I refused to do
so and became quite ill soon after that in Nov 1988. I was forced to
withdraw failing and have never seriously considered attending college
again....
18) After a fruitless search, I was employed in 1989 by Ralph Kirkley
Associates contracted to IBM Austin TX. I worked as a test generator
for the design of the SJS version of the RS6000 processor. I worked
closely with Doug Balser on processor pipeline control, the master
plan of the device's functioning.
19) I refused to extend my one year contract without a pay raise, and
the alternative of working directly for IBM with a pay cut. I was
fired six weeks before my contracted ended as a consequence. I have
remained unemployed to this day. My sporadic efforts to get a job have
been fruitless...
20) In Oct 1997 I posted provocative things on Dejanews as
tc5...@aol.com on newsgroup misc.invest.marketplace, which can now be
found on Google groups by doing a search on tc5526. Within days of the
first post I was unable to sleep and went crazy.
21) Among things posted was an accusation that the government
manipulated markets to cause the 500 point one day drop in the DJIA. I
also advocated abolition of the tax code and a new system which taxed
wealth rather than economic activity. I also advocated replacement of
the current congressional system by a new system based upon
representation by proxy as is used in corporate stockholder meetings.
See the original posts using a sort by date and read from the oldest
forwards in time to learn more of my provocations....
22) On Nov 10-11 I went utterly crazy and ran away from home. I was
apprehended Nov 11 and taken in for psychiatric evaluation for being
naked and knocking on a stranger's door for assistance. I was
hospitalized at (MMHI ?) a civilian hospital but transferred to the VA
facility here in Memphis due to my brother's efforts on my behalf.
23) In summer 2001 I attacked Microsoft/IBM/Intel and in particular
called Bill Gates a robber baron on the Space Empires IV forum at
shrapnelgames.com - see the thread "How does Shrapnelgames stay in
business ?" if I recall it correctly. I was posting as LCC but it was
changed to Anonymous after I was banned from the forum. I received a
response from "Arcadenut" which I took to be Bill Gates himself who
was rather peevishly annoyed. Within days I went crazy again due to
lack of sleep and eventually stopped taking my medication. The details
are hazy after the intervening years on Haldol. I posted quite a few
annoying things as lcc...@aol.com on Google groups....
24) On Apr 17 of this year I once again began posting on Google
groups, now as cla...@comcast.net because I was thoroughly annoyed by
media coverage of the VA Tech nut-case Cho...
25) Among the first things which I posted was an accusation that the
war on terror was a product of oil industry owners' desire to make a
one trillion dollar per year profit by boosting the price of oil forty
dollars a barrel. I suggested that if Islamic religious authorities
would issue fatwa declaring jihad to be anathema, then disengagement
of the forces at conflict would be possible...
26) I also advocated once again the things which I posted in 1997 as
well as calling for passage of the NOW version of the ERA
Constitutional amendment for women....
27) I suffered extreme hacker attacks using Windows XP. I purchased an
HP Pavilion Vista system and found it to be thoroughly hackable as
well. In response I published an analysis of the solutions needed to
prevent hackers from flourishing on my Google group "Lonnie Courtney
Clay" Visit the group and the relevant thread should be rather
obvious. See "preemptive nuclear strike". On the other hand, you might
not even be able to find the group because I suspect that everything
which I have posted since 1997 was on a hoax mirror network run by
black ops....
28) The Apple Mac Mini which I purchased last week was hacked so
thoroughly that I decided to do and found that I could NOT do a re-
install. I am sending it back to the store for exchange. Whether I
will be at home to use it after you read this is questionable. I am
posting this from my brother's computer....
29) From July 3-7 I was hospitalized by the VA Memphis facility in the
psychiatric ward after I went to the emergency room because I thought
that I was dying. It was the worst Fourth of July that I have ever
experienced. See the VA records for what transpired....
30) Among the things which I posted on my Google group was an analysis
of how to recognize hacker installed features and how I fought with
hackers. I learned a lot about the Microsoft XP and Vista OS in the
process and have nothing but contempt for the current products....
31) I suspect that a mirror network is being used to host all of the
web pages to which I post, with access restricted to a privileged few.
Yesterday I noticed something which seems to confirm that. When I open
up my Google user profile and examine my list of posts, the latest two
are colored in purple rather than blue. I guess that they no longer
are trying to fool ME...
32) On Google group rec.arts.sf.written which is shared with Cool Sci-
fi forums, I posted a thread claiming to be the world's greatest con
artist. Judge for yourself whether that is true. The post included
many red herrings in an attempt to defuse the situation. It blew up in
my face instead after I claimed to be "SUPER HACKER".
33) My email is cla...@comcast.net and my brother's is
cens...@comcast.net - use either to respond, or contact me by phone
at 901-867-3152. If you want to send a group of "blacker than mere
black" ops agents to my home, the address is 3395 Harrell Rd.
Arlington TN 38002-4261....
34) In exchange for your help, I will immediately provide to your
chosen agent a relatively simple data encryption algorithm (which I
still like to think is superior to the state of the art) from the many
which I have conceived over the past 25+ years. Because I pride myself
upon having one of the most highly secured brains in the world, I
assure you that no such information can be gained without my active
conscious and willing cooperation. Your agent(s) can validate their
origin by providing the password "42up! down24! I Got You Babe!". I
will enter the algorithm into a laptop with a secure system which will
be brought by the agent.
35) After evaluation of the value of my donation, I ask for the
following.
a) Dispatch of a toxicology team to examine the house for toxic
substances. I expect that they will find devices attached in the air
conditioning system to dispense a variety of noxious substances...
b) Relocate me to a spacious comfortable well provisioned and of
course highly secure facility where I will be provided with all of the
comforts of home except freedom of movement, which I feel little need
for anyway. I will disappear into the maw of the federal government
beast, working on encryption algorithms among other useful things....
c) Allow me access to surf the inter-net and in particular Google
groups, YouTube and Wikipedia. I solemnly promise not to tell any
tales and you can always punish me if I do. Unlike Uncle Al Schwartz
who I suspect to be an agent working for a black ops agency, I will be
respectful of the government in the future. That task would be MUCH
easier if the government deserved respect... I especially want YouTube
because I have already begun an ambitious development project on
channel ClayLC2. I find most of the music to be highly pleasurable if
I practice a little caution before opening up a video.
d) Because I recall things more easily using musical cues, allow me a
generous portion of time per day to see what I have buried in my
memory from tunes not yet played since getting off of Haldol..
e) Depending upon the value of my work, increase my salary to that of
the highest level civil servant's position or beyond. I will accept
employment as a consultant, not a direct government employee. I need
the money so that I can give it to my family as compensation for the
years of trouble which I have caused them. As for starting salary,
make it the equivalent of a top 1% tier software engineer working in
private industry today. As an expense my wages will be only a fraction
of the cost of employing me, and a well paid worker is a happy worker,
Unhappy workers are not particularly productive - I think that you are
well able to take a hint....
f) If my relatives choose the option, then give them new identities
under the federal witness protection program. After I have annoyed the
terrorists so badly, if I disappear then they may try to use my
relatives to get back at me....
g) This is MOST important, saved as best for last. Have HONEST and
expert doctors examine me when I am well rested and free of all drugs
and toxic substances, which I have not been since Oct 1997. I think
that they will find that when not under the influence, I am quite sane
and healthy except for a colossal ego, obesity, high blood pressure,
and high cholesterol. They can remove whatever is in my right knee and
causing me serious pain while they are at it.....
h) That about wraps up this item. I hope that you did not split your
seams laughing at what I consider to be some reasonable requests for a
fair exchange of value. Working for the government should be no worse
than what I have endured fighting it. In other words, please accept
my surrender on generous terms....
36) I have posted various annoying things as cla...@comcast.net on
Google groups. Among the most outstanding was the statement that I
have contempt for all established religions. Except in the case of the
Islamic faith (which practices jihad) the opposite is true. Religion
when used wisely is a powerful tool of society for moral and ethical
instruction and a counterbalance to criminal tendencies. Used unwisely
as with Islamics, Jim Jones and the Branch Davidians it creates hell
on Earth. I was raised as a southern Baptist and due to a fanatical
father developed an intense dislike of church activities. In
particular I despise phony piety and attempts to buy grace by paying
Peter and talking the talk, but not walking the walk. All of my sins
have been minor, though I have grievously abused a propensity for
lying with a major cumulative effect. I am a very firm believer in
God, by whatever name. I attribute my endurance through persecution to
at least a powerful guardian Angel, if not the personal attention of
God. As God is my Judge when I die, I could care less about the
opinions of my fellow men. I have paid penance over the years for my
sins, and I expect that there is little enough remaining in the
balance pan to worry about....
37) In Google groups rec.arts.sf.written posted from cool sci-fi
forums as claylc, I posted a thread in which I claimed to be the
world's greatest con artist...In that thread and mixed with the jokes
and lies, I proposed various things which in my inflated personal
opinions will fix the fundamental problems facing the U.S.A.. I
suggest that you personally review what is posted there and ask God
for guidance. I am a very patriotic citizen of the U.S.A. and I
greatly love my nation, but I think that its beast of a gargantuan
government parasite needs to undergo radical surgery. If after reading
what I posted the response from God fills you with hatred, then I
suggest that you have the wrong hot-line and are channeling the devil
himself. Please keep on trying until you see the sense of the
propositions. I am an egotistical arrogant pipsqueak and crazy as a
coot for thinking that I can personally suggest solutions to major
problems and make a difference. However I think that if you consult
with God and your trusted advisers, then you will be able to
rationally judge the merits of the propositions and reach an agreement
on the path to a better U.S.A.. Among other things it would solve the
problem of partisan politics which has resulted in government
paralysis and the lowest approval rating for government of all
time.....
38) In 1997 as tc5...@aol.com I claimed to be a "roach". I will now
reveal for the first time and privately to you who read this what that
translates to - "really only another cunning hacker".Rather than hack
computers, I hack minds. I have been doing so since I published FCP
Hotdisks in 1986. I immediately started playing computer strategy
games when I failed to have any apparent effect, since it was obvious
that I had missed something in my campaign. Now that I have hacked
yours (whoever is reading this), I suggest that you should decide for
yourself whether I deserve the label. Furthermore perhaps I really
SHOULD be known as "SUPER HACKER".....
39) That just about wraps it up. If nothing else you should have been
entertained by the presumption that I could influence YOU. I suggest
that cooperation is far more mutually profitable and cost effective
rather than further conflict. I will once more translate claylc -
"crowds laughing at you, let's cooperate".....
40) In conclusion I suggest that if you are not really a believer in
God in your secret heart, that you should seriously consider the
possibility that there really IS a God by whatever name. Furthermore
consider the possibility that the God who watches over "everything"
and knows all will judge YOU based upon your response. While free will
is fundamental and nobody HAS to choose good over evil when faced with
alternatives, the consequences of evil deeds could be quite
unpleasant. Although God may be capable of infinite patience, God's
wrath may exceed the limits of that patience and result in Divine
retribution. Since I am still here and stroking away with energy at
the keyboard, I suggest that you consider the possibility that MY
piety is real. Though I am just one man, perhaps God has inspired me
to be an agent of Divine guidance, so that you should heed my
words.....
41) It took me four hours to compose the written notes preparatory to
getting on the computer and six hours to type this up. This was in my
opinion the best spent ten hours of my life. I feel quite good about
the effort and am optimistic that this is the final chord to be struck
in the "dueling banjos" (see Deliverance movie) competition.....
42) I doubt that 42 is the correct answer to the question "What is the
meaning oif Life, the Universe, and Everything". But it will do for
now - see "Hitch-hiker's guide to the galaxy". In conclusion, the
question you have to ask yourself is "Am I feeling lucky?" GO AHEAD
MAKE MY DAY!!!!!

Laughing Crazy Coot/
Lonnie Courtney Clay

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