*I* have unfurled "The Star Spangled Banner Of The United States Of
America", which has been put away furled since September 2001 in the
front room of the household of the three youngest children "of Anthony
Hope Clay and Allene Theo Merrill" early in the morning. *I* waved The
Flag at the dawn's early light while whistling and attempting to sing
TSSB. The results of the experiment were inconclusive at the first
attempt today. *I* also propped up TSSB in the corner of the bedroom
of LCC and played "TSSB by Sandi Patty" twice in the early dawn after
trying the first experiment. The results of the experiment were
inconclusive at the second attempt today. Then *I* turned on the
ceiling fan in the bedroom, closed the bedroom door, and sprayed air
freshener around into the air. While *I* have been typing the account
above, there have been several large banging and popping sounds
outside, and the sun has brightened up the sky with the rising of the
sun. Also a crow is somewhere outside loudly croaking. So now *I* am
posting this in the hope that readers of the account given above can
wish the infinite THE "United States Of America" into existence!!!!!
Signed By :
Lonnie Courtney Clay aka Laughing Crazy Coot aka ZORRO Chic Logo Guy