I roast OBL!
LCC
with just my memory, ingenuity, and native talent. I omitted anything
not recognized by the computer editor's dictionary.
Osama Bin Laden -
O- (epithetical adjectives only) Oaf-dunce/ Oaf-fool/ Oaf-idiot/
enough oafs / Oarless/ Oat-headed / Obfuscating/ Oblivious/ Obnoxious/
Obscure/ Obsequious/ Obtuse/ Obvious/ Occasional/ (he is too square to
be octa-anything)/ Occult/ Odd/ Oddball/ Odd-job/ lots of other odds
and sods/ Odoriferous/ Odorous/ Off-base/ Offbeat/ Off-bored/ too many
offs to note. This is taking too long, so from here on out I give only
the first or most obvious from two letters / Oily/ Old/ Onerous/
Opinionated/ Ornery/ Ossified/ Outre/ Overbearing/ Ox-headed/
Letter by letter would take too long. Here are a few chosen
continuations.
Osama Bin Laden - O -saber-rattler annoys me, and because I need
laughs all day, (I am) enraging nincompoops/
Osama Bin Laden - O - sack-of-$hit advocates mindless archaic beliefs,
incredible nonsense, laughable ancient devil's encouraged nihilism/
Osama Bin Laden - O -sad-sack aches more. Angrily berates incompetent
nitwits, leaving all declared enemies nauseated/
Osama Bin Laden - O - sanctimonious a$$hole mouths asinine bookish
inanities, needs lessons about demagoguery even now/
Osama Bin Laden - O - sap-head always making annoying boorish idiotic
noises looks astoundingly devilish every night/
Osama Bin Laden - O - satan's arm makes announcements believing idiots
need lessons about demon's eating necessities/
Osama Bin Laden - O - savage attacks modern America, believes in
nonsense, leads atrocious dimwits, exasperates nations/
Osama Bin Laden - O - scavenges ammunition, makes alliances before
interviews now. Lets addled democrats encourage negotiations/
Osama Bin Laden - O - scored another meaningless announcement because
imbeciles need latest advice detailing elaborate notions/
Osama Bin Laden - O - scurries about, mindlessly accepting bootlickers
into networks, leading aimless dumb empty nincompoops/
Morning has come, so it is time to post my night's work!
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LCC
with just my memory, ingenuity, and native talent. I omitted anything
not recognized by the computer editor's dictionary.
Osama Bin Laden - O - safely aborts missions as being inconvenient,
never lets associates die, encourages nepotism/
Osama Bin Laden - O - sagaciously announces medals are being interred
now, leaving any descendants eating nails/
Osama Bin Laden - O - sails around madly, anchored by ignorance,
neglected leadership and deportment education needed/
Osama Bin Laden - O - salvages altered medicines and blows into noses,
learned adulterated drugs enhance nirvana/
Osama Bin Laden - O - sampled adult men and buggered initiates
needlessly, letting abilities decline, even nastiness/
Osama Bin Laden - O - sardonically accepts moral authority based in
nonsense, lessons about domination extraneous, neglected/
Osama Bin Laden - O - saucers all meals, allowing bacterial
infestations noticed later at dinner, engorging numb-sculls/
Osama Bin Laden - O - saw American military's abilities, bugged-out
into nowhere, left allies defending empty nests/
Osama Bin Laden - O - says angry macho absurd boastful incendiary
natterings, leaves audiences deaf every note/
Osama Bin Laden - O - scares any mentally able believers into next
lane, always driving entirely naked/
Laughing Crazy Coot/
Lonnie Courtney Clay
LCC
with just my memory, ingenuity, and native talent. I omitted anything
not recognized by the computer editor's dictionary.
Osama Bin Laden - O - scabrous artless moron attempts bold
initiatives, not learning anything demonstrable, earning nothing/
Osama Bin Laden - O - scales accessible mountains attempting boundary
incursions, never laughing anymore, dictates erratic notes/
Osama Bin Laden - O - scams affluent morons, accumulating booty,
insinuating necessity, loves anonymous donors, eager nobodies/
Osama Bin Laden - O - scans areas, meeting assorted boobies,
interrogating natives, labels anyone decent "enemy nation"/
Osama Bin Laden - O - seals allowed messages atrociously, bound
inside notebooks, limp adjectives devalue each notice/
Osama Bin Laden - O - searched area, moaned aloud, berated "infidels",
named learned adults "demons", everyone notified/
Osama Bin Laden - O - seats arrogant meat-headed accomplices, begs
insistently, nightly loafs around defaming enlightened nations/
Osama Bin Laden - O - secludes argumentative members, allows bolder
insiders no leeway, angry denouncements exasperate nobody/
Osama Bin Laden - O - seconds adopted motions, admires believers'
insular naivety, laments adverse developments, eats newspapers/
Osama Bin Laden - O - secretly appreciates my artistic bombshells,
imitating normal life and death engagements naturally/
This series commemorates the 6th anniversary of 9/11.The question to
be answered is whether lampooning that slime is worth my while? If
appreciative followup posts are made, then I might continue the
series. As you can see, I have only progressed to "secr" of the second
word.....