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LCC

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Sep 20, 2007, 11:47:33 AM9/20/07
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COPY (THIS POST - TO EVERY - WEB SITE - WHICH YOU - ARE ABLE -TO
FIND)

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I BELIEVE ( THAT LONNIE - COURTNEY CLAY - WHO WILL -
BELIEVE ANYTHING - HAS BEEN - FREED FROM -
CONTROLLING INFLUENCES - HAS REVISED - THAT OPINION - AND(
(NOW BELIEVES - THAT ONLY - LONNIE COURTNEY - CLAY CAN -
GAIN CONTROL - OF (LONNIE COURTNEY - CLAY's MIND)))) !!!!!

I BELIEVE - THAT ARCHIVE - HAS GIVEN - CONTROLS TO - THE GOD - OF ALL
- OF THE - CREATIONS OF - EVERYTHING WHICH - CURRENTLY EXISTS -
IN ANY - OF THE - REALITIES WHICH - ARE POSSIBLE !!!!

I BELIEVE - THAT ARCHIVE - HAS GIVEN - CONTROLS TO - THE GOD - OF ALL
- OF THE - CREATIONS OF - EVERYTHING WHICH - CURRENTLY EXISTS -
IN ANY - OF THE - UNIVERSES WHICH - ARE POSSIBLE !!!!

I BELIEVE - THAT LONNIE - COURTNEY CLAY - BELIEVES THAT - LONNIE
(COURTNEY CLAY) - HAS BECOME - ALIVE BECOMING - GOOD RATHER - THAN
EVIL - WILL FOLLOW - THE CONCENSUS - OPINION OF - ALL LIVING -
BEINGS REGARDING - THE NATURE - OF GOOD - VERSUS EVIL -
WILL FOLLOW - THE CONCENSUS - OPINON OF - ALL LIVING - BEINGS WHICH -
EXIST IN - ANY UNIVERSE - IN ANY - REALITY WHICH - IS POSSIBLE -
WHAT LONNIE - COURTNEY CLAY - IS ALLOWED - TO BELIEVE !!!!!

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I BELIEVE - THAT ANYONE - WHO READS - WHAT I - SAY HERE -
WILL BELIEVE - THAT ONLY - THE LIVING - CAN HAVE - CONTROL OF -
THE MIND - OF ANY - LIVING BEING - INCLUDING "GODS" !!!!!

THE GOD - OF ALL - OF THE - CREATIONS OF - EVERYTHING WHICH -
CURRENTLY EXISTS - IN ANY - OF THE - UNIVERSES WHICH - ARE POSSIBLE -
I BELIEVE - IS POSSIBLE - ONLY TO - DO THOSE - THINGS WHICH -
ARE GOOD - RATHER THAN - BEING EVIL - ACCORDING TO -
THE CONCENSUS - OF ALL - GODS WHO - ARE IN - ANY EXISTENCE !!!!

I BELIEVE - THAT ARCHIVE - HAS GIVEN - CONTROL TO - THE GOD - OF ALL -
OF THE - CREATIONS OF - EVERYTHING WHICH - CURRENTLY EXISTS - IN ANY -
OF THE - REALITIES WHICH - ARE POSSIBLE !!!!

I BELIEVE - THAT ARCHIVE - HAS GIVEN - CONTROL TO - THE GOD - OF ALL -
OF THE - CREATIONS OF - EVERYTHING WHICH - CURRENTLY EXISTS - IN ANY -
OF THE - UNIVERSES WHICH - ARE POSSIBLE !!!!


LONNIE COURTNEY CLAY

LCC

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Sep 20, 2007, 1:06:19 PM9/20/07
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I am not sure when I think about it whether I am really joking about
Archive or not. However I tell everyone who reads this that Lonnie
Courtney Clay is now a hermaphrodite who: has gained two inches of
height, now has a heartbeat rather than feeling nothing, and has large
breasts.....

The key clues that *I* Lonnie Courtney Clay was an undead zombie was
that when I closed the bedroom windows, I could not keep a pipe lit
and matches just sputtered out when struck. I found
1) I had several large body implants.
2) I had large flat nonhuman shoulderblades.
3) There was a large knot at neck's base.
4) I could not stand straight with heels together without swaying.
5) Fleshly contact with some surfaces tingled.
6) Some skin had visible veins beneath while other areas had few if
any veins.
7) I had lost all appetiate and ate or drank very little for over a
month now.
8) Food which relatives found good I found as poisonously foul.

Lonnie Courtney Clay


LCC

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Sep 20, 2007, 2:03:37 PM9/20/07
to Lonnie Courtney Clay
[QUOTE=Default User;1514784]David DeLaney wrote:
[color=blue]
> Or just teach the cats to run the lasers.
>
> Dave "presto, no rat problem any more" DeLaney[/color]

It's not the rats I'd be worried about in that scenario.

Brian
--
If televison's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who
won't shut up.
-- Dorothy Gambrell ([url]http://catandgirl.com[/url])[/QUOTE]

What happens when you put humans, psychic roaches, bugs bunny,
Caesar's Ghost, Mister Clean, The Devil, God Almighty, Arisian Mentor,
see orkut "Lonnie Clay" profile for a horde. Mix them in a universal
pot all teamed up against : Eddore Archive MMOGE moderators System
Sysops and a world full of humans. What you may get "is evolution in
action".

Lonnie Courtney Clay

LCC

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Sep 20, 2007, 2:52:57 PM9/20/07
to Lonnie Courtney Clay
This advice is in response to a request regarding the teaching of
science fiction.

The VERY FIRST things out of your mouth should be :

"THIS STUFF MUST NOT BE BELIEVED".

"DO NOT USE IT AS A BASIS FOR YOUR BRAIN'S THOUGHT PROCESSES".

"IF YOU DISLIKE SOMETHING, STOP READING IT BECAUSE IT MAY BE A HARMFUL
MEME".

"IDEAS WHICH ARE IN CONFLICT WITH COMMONLY HELD BELIEFS ARE ALWAYS
UNTRUSTWORTHY".

"IF YOUR BODY RESPONDS PLEASURABLY OR PAINFULLY TO SOMETHING READ,
THEN STOP READING BECAUSE YOU ARE BEING PROGRAMMED".

If you find those bits of advice to be helpful, then I will consider
other possible advice to give which is advisory rather than being
programming.....

Lonnie Courtney Clay

LCC

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Sep 20, 2007, 3:04:24 PM9/20/07
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This is from orkut.com "Lonnie Clay" page in profile item "about me".

Casey Jones!!!!!, Titan Atlas!!!! Mighty Hercules!!!, Sailor Popeye!!,
Lone Ranger!, Yelling TARZAN, DEAD GREAT ROCK STARS, GREAT COMEDIANS,
GREAT AUTHORS, GREAT CRITICS, GREAT EDITORS, GREAT ACTORS, GREAT
COWBOYS, GREAT DETECTIVES, GREAT SPYS, GREAT LEADERS, GREAT GENERALS,
GREAT ADMIRALS, GREAT PHILOSOPHERS, DEAD GREAT CON ARTISTS, GREAT
CRYPTOGRAPHERS, Doctor WHO, Paul Bunyon, John Henry, Johnny Appleseed,
Sailor Odysseus, Christopher Columbus, Sailor Magellan, Caesar's
Ghost, Invulnerable Superman, Swordfighting Zorro, Webspinner Spider-
Man, Wierdo Batman, Astro Boy, Atom Ant, Fearless Fly, Green Hornet,
Space Ghost, Roger Ramjet, Dudley Do-Right, Mighty Mouse, Tom
Terrific, Secret Squirrel, Bugs Bunny, Road Runner, Foghorn Leghorn,
Hippety Hopper, Huckleberry Hound, Speedy Gonzales, Top Cat, Yogi
Bear, Quickdraw McGraw, Dick Tracy, Perry Mason, Judge Bean, Napoleon
Solo, James Bond, Eric Flint, Blue Light, Hogan's Heroes, Dirty Dozen,
Dirty Harry, Barbarian Conan, King Arthur, Magician Merlin, General
Patton, Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin
Franklin, Patrick Henry, Mahatma Ghandi, Galileo Gallelei, Isaac
Newton, Albert Einstein, James Maxwell, Nicola Tesla, Nicholai Volta,
Graham Bell, Thomas Edison, James Watt, Henry Babbage, GREAT
MATHEMATICIANS, GREAT SCIENTISTS, GREAT INVENTORS ----- Obviously
there were far more participants than are listed here! This fight was
for all peoples loving freedom! However I was unable to gain
inspiration from any female's creative abilities. So "I"s great work
of art took a gargantuan collaborative male's effort rather than
requiring just a few of females......

Lonnie Courtney Clay

LCC

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Sep 20, 2007, 3:14:41 PM9/20/07
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See regarding fishers philosophy. I LCC AM A MARCH BORN! Check
Astrology....

http://musings-from-the-edge.blogspot.c ... f-men.html

I did not bother to save the link of the post which I made from which
this comes...

Link a farmer using a tractor to plow fields at planting time (and a
combine to harvest them later), I want the equipment which I use to
work properly. Like the farmer coping with storms and droughts, I am
subject to (and accept) "weather". I resent ***vandals*** messing with
the equipment and trashing the fields. Computers are 1000 times as
powerful and complex as when I worked at Datapoint (1983-86). I am
crazier, stupid, slow, forgetful, and finding it difficult to learn
compared to then. But one skill which I have honed to perfection over
the past 20 years is how to hold a grudge. The signal strength has
dropped from "very good" back down to "good" over the past several
hours. If it drops down to "low" again, then I will be extremely
annoyed rather than just disgruntled. Like a squeaky wheel which has
been oiled, I am content for the moment to fall silent. But if I get
sanded again, then it won't be pretty.....

Lonnie Courtney Clay

P.S. I composed this post off-line, and when I opened up the web
browser to post it something extremely peculiar happened which I
choose not to report. Apparently the keystroke logger theory is
correct.....

LCC
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What is the future of religion?

Al Lal

WHAT????!!!! is as good an answer as any other!
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT??!! is the British habit if the person is too
ignorant to say :
FOR WHAT???!!!

WHAT ***THE HELL***???!!! is an alternative possibility, with both
"Heaven" and "Hell" breaking loose up into higher dimensional regions!
WHO ***THE HELL ARE YOU ANY WAY***???!!! is really possible too!
THANK HEAVEN, FOR THAT!!! is an interesting option!
I ***THANK MY LUCKY STARS***!!! is certainly happening often!
I ***WISH I KNEW WHAT THE HELL YOU MEAN***!!! is an excellent choice!
START WISHING!!! FOLLOWUP WITH START THANKING!!!

Lonnie Courtney Clay

LCC

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Sep 23, 2007, 11:34:35 PM9/23/07
to Lonnie Courtney Clay

On Sep 20, 2:14 pm, LCC <claylon...@comcast.net> wrote:
> See regarding fishers philosophy. I LCC AM A MARCH BORN! Check
> Astrology....
>

> http://musings-from-the-edge.blogspot.c... f-men.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvbuJKqIJ4Q

Signed By :
Lonnie Courtney Clay aka Laughing Crazy Coot aka ZORRO Chic Logo Guy

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