1. You'll get stabbed
2. The police will arrest you for unlawfully detaining someone
3. The bike thief will gather his friends and give the hackspace (and
its members) a hard time (see also: 1.)
I say catch the thieves take them to a nice isolated place where nobody notices them scream and hook their nuts to a car battery until they become girls. What are the going to say? "Officer arrest these people i was just minding my ow business steeling a bike when these people came and tortured me". Do that to a couple and i bet that would make them prefer other areas.
I know we're trying to be civilized and all but nothing works as good as an angry mob kicking the crap out of some criminals to make them think twice about stealing from our area. I'd sure as hell bring a pitchfork.

It seems that this thievery has become commonplace enough to make it easy enough to sting. I'm serious. If I wake up tomorrow morning, (as opposed to afternoon) I'll call some of the TV channels to see what they suggest in terms of us making a documentary about bike theft in London. Might be able to earn the hackspace a chunk of money if we succeed, certainly covering operational costs at the very least. Failing big support, there should be enough of us to pledge equipment for a sting bike, and to know how to wield cameras and edit in house.We can film production of the sting bike. We can go to interview the police about what's being done, and ask them how we can catch a thief with a rigged bike. We can chase thieves on camera, perhaps heckle them with Panorama-esk style of shouting questions but receiving no answers, before catching them and interviewing them before turning them over to the police. If we repeat this a few times, we'll a) reduce thieves at large, b) hopefully scare away thieves, if only to other areas, c) have a documentary to air (also increasing the effectiveness of b).)
Who's up for making a sting bike, staking out, tracking etc., and if needs be, presenting, filming or editing? (We can/should also get other interested parties involved too, as Richard suggests.)
On Monday, October 22, 2012 12:37:21 AM UTC+1, Richard Stevenson wrote:The situation with bike theft around the hackspace has become totally untenable. After having both of my wheels stolen last month, and having not returned to the hackspace since, I cycled back for the first time today, having made a substantial investment in new wheels, and all the gear that disappeared with them, and much tougher security for my bike. I locked up outside the turkish place on Kingsland Road and was in the space for about 4 hours. Well secured in a nice busy place, wheels and frame with two high quality locks.I came back to find my bike still in place, unlocked it, and rode it off down Cremer street ... I actually reached for my brakes a few times before I consciously realised that they weren't there! The whole rig, levers, cables, calipers and blocks has been cleanly removed from by bike! I'd been openly speculating on whether my bike would still be there on my return, and dragged it back up to the space, mainly to let off steam. The response was excellent, in particular Sam, Phil and Aden between them refused to allow my bike to remain broken, and ensured that I was able to leave the space with a working front brake, and actually a rather more comfortable bike than I rode in on. This is a real credit to the excellent community-resource that the hackspace is. I'm both incredibly pissed off at the theft, and incredibly impressed by the instant practical help I was offered, and the refusal that was shown to let me be taken off the road by the theft. I'm hugely grateful, and very impressed, thanks guys.At the time, Sam drove home the point that the hack-space needs to respond to this as a community. I agree completely. It's at the point now where it seems that it's just too risky to cycle to the space, which is an unacceptable situation. I've seen suggestions about bike sheds and sting operations. My thought is that we need to have a somewhat consensual and co-ordinated response as a community to really deal with this problem. I personally think that we need to work with other interested parties, like the Hackney London Cycling Campaign (who I will contact), local businesses and organisations and the police. We're a major local community organisation, we have over 500 members, Jonty carried the olympic flame! I think we are in a position to make some real noise about this massive problem, and to work with other interested people to get something done. Obviously discussing physical security and how to act to deter thieves ourselves can form part of a serious community response, but I think that working with others is a key part of the puzzle.
Regarding bike insurance: Be sure to check out the terms of the policy. Some won't cover you if the bike is locked outside late at night. Some only cover you if the complete bike is stolen and won't pay out if only your wheels get nicked.
It's a bit of a minefield. My bike is insured on my home policy with more than. It seems to have more reasonable terms than some of the bike specific policies I looked at.
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