Laughter Shrapnel

I never thought I'd say this, but Sarah Palin was correct. Her assertion that "dinosaurs and

Yesterday I saw a man in a wheelchair wrestling with his keyring in the building where I work. As I

Yesterday, as I was leaving the pharmacy, I walked behind an SUV that had just pulled in with a

Yesterday afternoon the state of Alaska found that Governor Sarah "Flat-Earther" Palin

The only thing better than watching the vice presidential debate every four years is watching it with

On Friday, American terrorists in Dayton, Ohio sprayed chemical weapons into the child care room of a

Today's Headline O' Awesome: Dog Dials 911 When Owner Has Seizure And here I was pleased when

Earlier this week, I wrote about the differences between the tax plans proposed by Obama and McCain

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The City of Wasilla, home of Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin, has responded to

You know what I really hate about your garden variety high school TV show? It's not the insipid

You may be under the impression that today's big headline is "Obama rocks it out at Invesco

Long have we Americans as a people pondered that age old question — who would win in a fight, pirates

ATTN: Persons in sports cars who feel compelled to drive fewer than three feet away from my bumper on

Today at the gym I saw an outfit almost identical to this (but the oh-so-tasteful thongotard was red)

Today, while sitting at a stoplight, I found myself staring at a license plate that utterly compelled

Any plans I may have had to visit Harold, Texas (What? I'm sure they have a gigantic ball of yarn

There have been recent rumblings about the potential reinstatement of the Fairness Doctrine,

To say I am not a big fan of Paris Hilton is like saying I am not a big fan of stabbing myself in the

Yesterday I posed the query: What nation provides the largest quantity of crude oil and petroleum

Gold star to anyone who can answer this correctly without resorting to Google: What nation provides

Yet again today I was confronted with the meaningless expression "40 is the new 30." I

I'd like to break my week-long silence to share with you the super-special knowledge that,

According the New York Post, a contractor was committed to a mental asylum for attempting to rescue a

Those are Berliners. Citizens of the world. Waving an American flag. Not burning it. Oh please let it

One of the things that seems to happen to me every summer is the discovery of some excellent

Last night I saw a car with three bumper stickers on the back: 1. Ron Paul 2008 2. Barack Obama 2008

A few days ago Still-President Bush lifted an executive order banning expanded oil drilling off of

It's likely that Steve Jobs is, perhaps, somewhat responsible for the success of Apple. Probably

There's something wrong with the economy. I know it. You know it. I've had to restructure my