Friday at Kick Butt and a Workshop Weekend

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Does the onset of winter have you depressed? Are you planning on
spending Friday night doing laps between the thermostat and the
heating vent? Keep this in mind: Nobody ever complains about being
cold after their third dance.

So doff your Snuggie and don your duds, and join us at Kick Butt,
where the coffee’s always hot. Brought to you this week by DJ’s Colin
“Reverend ShadyGlenn” Wise and Patrick “st. patrick” Warren.

KICK BUTT BLUES
Friday, December 4th, 2009
9:00pm-1:00am
$5 Admission

Please, no outside food or drink. Take advantage of the fantastic
food, coffee, alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages available at Kick
Butt Coffee - located at 5775 Airport Blvd. #725, 78752

Kick Butt Blues is a joint venture between Kick Butt Coffee and the
Blues Association of Austin.

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Holiday Blues Weekend
Friday, December 11 – Sunday, December 13

Get ready for a weekend of blues workshops with guest instructor Tim
O’Neill from LA, and Austin’s own Chris, Campbell, and Mallory. Two
days of classes and three nights of dances, all for only $65 if you
register in advance.

All-levels classes at Galaxy Dance Studios
Saturday and Sunday 12:30-6pm

Friday Night: Kick Butt Blues with live music by Greg Izor & the
Boxkickers
Saturday Night: Dance at Galaxy Dance Studios with DJs Chris and Thain
Sunday Night: Blues Groove dance at Kick Butt Coffee in the Triangle

Pricing and details at http://www.campbellandchris.com

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And here is the part of the message where I treat you to something
random:

Excerpts from “The Lightbulb Exemption List”
By Lore Sjöberg

Humor scientists have long suspected that, contrary to first
impressions, not everybody has an offbeat manner of getting the old
bulb out and the new bulb in. This idea is usually expressed by
Youngman's Theorem: "There exists X such that the answer to the
question 'How many members of the group X does it take to change a
lightbulb' is 'One, but the member in question may need to stand or a
chair or something.'"

It is in service to the world of theoretical humor that we present the
following Lightbulb Non-jokes.

How many people named Enrique does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he may need to stand on a chair or something.

How many people who really enjoy bright orange cheese-flavored
crackers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he or she may need to stand on a chair or something.

How many nominees for an Ignatz award in the Promising New Talent
category does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he or she may need to stand on a chair or something.

How many people who have at some point in their life owned a piece of
indoor exercise equipment does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he or she may need to stand on a chair or something.

How many people who have spent a night in Hugo, Oklahoma en route to
visiting nearby Fort Towson does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he or she may need to stand on a chair or something.

How many professional interior light fixture installers does it take
to change a light bulb?
One, but he or she may need to stand on a chair or something.

How many Austrian women's prison wardens does it take to change a
light bulb?
One, but she may need to stand on a chair or something. (This one
surprised us, too.)

http://www.brunching.com/lightbulb.html