Continually singing praise to keep something you don't want from
happening is kinda like a filibuster (or OCD), but hey, after all,
it's not the singing praise all day that gets to me, it's the
incessant asking me to chip in $5 or $10. (I will admit that the
other day I found myself humming "row, row, row your boat" instead
of "onward christian soldiers" but then I immediately thought of
River Jordan and figured I was safe.)
Ever since that "Cherubim United" decision, G*DPAC has been asking
daily
for my money to help counter the massive wicked-anonymous-donor
million$ that have been funding those divisive attack ads against
praise-singing bridgers. The Children of Light appear to be grossly
out-spent by the Children of Wickedness and Sin. We've lapsed. We've
been lumped with the uncared-for not-a-whits, commodified,
dis-informed, bought and sold and discarded until the next election
cycle. We must fight back! Let the wicked be consumed! And if you
are one of the wicked, send in your money to us before you get
consumed and your name will be put in a redemption lottery (more $$$
means more chances!).
Praise alone can no longer bridge the imaginary gap between creation
and sin.
Your generous contribution will!
Which side are you on!
Skip the praise! Today it takes money - lots of money - to bridge
that imaginary gap. Please chip in $5 or $10 today!
And don't worry, we'll ask you again tomorrow!
We're re-defining the word "pray" (as in "unceasing") to include
monetary expressions of praise and thanksgiving!
How manifold are
YOUR works?????? (For your
convenience we have pre-filled the contribution form.)
[x]� Yes! Accept my generous non-deductable donation of
[ ]$50�
[ ]$100� [x]$500 [ ]other
today!
[x]� Yes! I want to be sure to keep my place on the right side of
things.
����� Make my contribution recurring
��������� __� daily
��������� __� weekly
��������� __� monthly
���������
x � all of the above
[x]� Yes! for only $15 more, please send me an endless-loop praise
cd of "onward righteous rowboats" which I can keep running 24/7.
[x]� Yes! I want to join the Occupy G*D movement ahead of time: I
agree to be pre-occupied.
[x]� Yes!
P.S.
By the way, anyone interested in doing a grassrooots recall of G*D?
I'm not sure how many signatures we need on the petition but this is
not the Creation I know and love, not the Creation I signed up for.
All those outsider sinning wickeds... and whose bright idea was
flesh-eating bacteria? I mean, talk about imaginary gap - creation
might as well
BE sin.