Joke of The Day

Deep Devotion A tom cat and a tabby cat were courting on a back fence one night. The tom leaned over

Arrested Development A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing a game of '

Back To School The Winter Break was over and the teacher was asking the class about their vacations.

On Through A widower who never paid any attention to his wife while she was alive now found himself

Mother's Day Answers given by 2nd grade children to the following questions: Why did God make

Children's Names It was the beginning of term at an elementary school... The teacher asked the

Ill Noise One night last week, at about 3:00 AM, our dog began to bark. Subsequent nights he barked

Librarian I'm a librarian. When hiring new staff at the public library, I always ask applicants

Name Game I'm dyslexic, and attended a conference about the disorder with a friend... The

Talking Shop I used to live in New Brunswick, New Jersey, the home of Rutgers University... The new

And Your Fish Can Sing "Hey, Mike!" shouted Jimmy to his neighbor, "How's your new

Calm at Sea I was having some chest pains, but my cardiologist assured me nothing was wrong... Then I

Mission Space Out in space two alien forms are speaking with each other. The first spaceman says,

Off the Hook! The father of a teenage daughter was concerned with the amount of time she spent on the

Record Days A woman meant to call a record store, but dialed the wrong number and got a private home

Being John Malkovich My wife and I were having a very hypothetical discussion -- in the unlikely

Just before their first long deployment, two Navy buddies were talking about the stress of leaving

OCD Ad A Stanford Medical research group advertised for participants in a study of obsessive-

Her First Time The new bride had spent two hours preparing her first breakfast. She sat down at the

Love & Marriage Recently launched into the "real world" and shocked by the expenses

Some Late Night Hysterics! "This is what is on the agenda over there in Italy for the G-8

Prayer Time The Sunday School teacher was about to begin a lesson-series on prayer. To introduce the

Disappearing Keys A woman walked onto our semi-crowded elevator tossing her keys up in the air and

Vulture Parking I was driving around and around a parking garage in search of an available space.

I Was Last! Last year I entered the New York City Marathon. The race started here on Staten Island,

Perspective Mother-in-Laws Two mothers met for coffee. "Well Ruthie, how are the kids?"

The High Price of Healthcare A man goes to consult a specialist about his medical problem. After the

Appointed Tee Time John found the following ransom note slipped under his front door. "Bring

Slash & Dash Ted and Frida were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business.

Alien Yack A Perfect Shot A park ranger in the Everglades was making his rounds a couple of summers