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Chikitita

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Dec 2, 2006, 4:29:15 PM12/2/06
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I found those hilarious quotes on
http://jokes.comedycentral.com/random_joke.aspx?joke_id=9222&cat_id=32
all said by the superpower leader Mr. Bush


"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
...George W. Bush
"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and
child."
...Governor George W. Bush

"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
...Governor George W. Bush

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same
distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures
where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that
means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
...Governor George W. Bush, 8/11/94

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in
this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live
in this century."
...Governor George W. Bush, 9/15/95

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
democracy -- but that could change."
...Governor George W. Bush, 5/22/98

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that
one word is 'to be prepared'."
...Governor George W. Bush, 12/6/93

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
...Governor George W. Bush, 11/30/96

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in
the future."
...Governor George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow."
...Governor George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
...Governor George W. Bush 9/21/97

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and
have a tremendous impact on history."
...Governor George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
...Governor George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a
firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
...Governor George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."
...Governor George W. Bush to reporters

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."
...Governor George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the
polls."
...Governor George W. Bush

"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my
answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The
rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are
to blame."
...George W. Bush

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having
it."
...Governor George W. Bush 5/20/96

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
...Governor George W. Bush 9/22/97

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
...Governor George W. Bush, 9/5/93

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our
children."
...Governor George W. Bush , 9/18/95

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that
George Bush may or may not make."
...Governor George W. Bush

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on
the mistakes we may or may not have made."
...Governor George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
in our air and water that are doing it."
...Governor George W. Bush

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
...Governor George W. Bush

Miraj B.

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Dec 4, 2006, 3:36:50 AM12/4/06
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Mashalla mbain Bush ma7boob min al jamaheer that no one even commented
on his laughable quotes.

Guys this semi man is a laughing stock at least he is good at something
ya?

khalid jarrar

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Dec 4, 2006, 3:49:31 PM12/4/06
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yeah they are halarious 9odog....y3ni 3othrooni everyone but the word qashmar fits him so well. i believe it was customly made for him.
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             Khalid Jarrar
secretsinbaghdad.blogspot.com

sam aziz

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Dec 5, 2006, 6:19:10 AM12/5/06
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This stupid man who can't even speak his mother language is, sadly, in
charge of making decisions that can cause the death of million of
people. And what is more sad is the American people elected this man
not only once, which you can argue that it was a mistake, but TWICE.
And you what us more sad? It is that Arab people and Arab leaders take
orders from this man. How low is too low for us?

khalid jarrar

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Dec 5, 2006, 7:10:24 AM12/5/06
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sam i want to laugh, except i need to cry.
obviosly its never too low:*(

 
--
             Khalid Jarrar
secretsinbaghdad.blogspot.com

Chikitita

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Dec 5, 2006, 7:29:40 AM12/5/06
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That's the irony Iraqi PhD holders who claim they know it all are led by the stupidest man under the sun.

MixMax

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Dec 5, 2006, 8:02:32 AM12/5/06
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That's a good point indeed! should people of a certain country be
judged based on their leader's actions, or mentality?

Chikitita

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Dec 5, 2006, 8:06:33 AM12/5/06
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I guess it's at that point where double standards arise. Iraqis have been judged by the acts of Saddam, but when it comes to the USA, you find Americans say, "No please, we're not Bush, don't judge us by his actions".

sam aziz

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Dec 6, 2006, 5:39:44 AM12/6/06
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i am not saying that all americans are stupid, just the ones who
elected him :).

Miraj B.

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Dec 6, 2006, 7:03:00 AM12/6/06
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LOLLL Sam, that's what 90% of them lolllllllllllll

Chikitita

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Dec 6, 2006, 7:07:05 AM12/6/06
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I heard they have low turnouts so that makes them not overwhelmingly stupid.
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