เรื่องขำขันจากมาเลเซึย แต่อาจเป็นจริงได้
ที่มาเลเซีย ได้มีการใช้บัตร multi purpose card เพื่อการชำระเงิน และเป็นบัตรประชาชนในบัตรเดียวกัน นี่คือสิ่งที่ชาวบ้านกังวล หากข้าราชการที่กำกับดูแลระบบข้อมูลไม่เอาใจใส่เรื่องนโยบายความมั่นคงปลอดภัยของข้อมูล และการดูแลคุ้มครองข้อมูลส่วนบุคคล...
Customer Care Service in
2020.
Operator:
\'Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your...\'
Customer:
\'Hello… can I order…..
Operator : \'Can I have your multi purpose card
number first, Sir?\'
Customer: \'It's eh..., hold........ ..
on......88986135610 2049998-45- 54610\'
Operator : \'OK... you're... Mr
Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366,
your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling
from now Sir?\'
Customer: \'Home! How did you get all my phone
numbers?
Operator : \'We are connected to the system
Sir\'
Customer: \'May I order your Seafood Pizza...\'
Operator :
\'That's not a good idea Sir\'
Customer: \'How come?\'
Operator :
\'According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even
higher cholesterol level Sir\'
Customer: \'What?... What do you recommend
then?\'
Operator : \'Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like
it\'
Customer: \'How do you know for sure?\'
Operator : \'You
borrowed a book entitled \'Popular Hokkien Dishes\' from the National Library
last week Sir\'
Customer: \'OK I give up... Give me three family size
ones then, how much will that cost?\'
Operator : \'That should be enough
for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.9! 9\'
Customer: \'Can I pay
by! credit card?\'
Operator : \'I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir.
Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October
last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan,
Sir.\'
Customer: \'I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and
withdraw
some cash before your guy arrives\'
Operator : \'You can't
Sir. Based on the records,you' ve reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal
today\'
Customer: \'Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash
ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?\'
Operator : \'About 45 minutes
Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your
motorcycle.. .\'
Customer: \' What!\'
Operator : \'According to
the details in system ,you own a Scooter,...registration number
1123...\'
Customer: \' ????\'
Operator : \'Is there anything else
Sir?\'
Customer: \'Nothing.! .. by the way... aren't you giving me that 3
free bottles of cola as advertised?\'
Operator : \'We normally would Sir,
but based on your records you're also diabetic.... ... \'
Customer:
\'***%&$%%### You $##$%%@!)))\'
Operator \'Better watch your language
Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on
a policeman... ?\'
Customer: Faints...
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