The Curmudgeon

Here it is again. My annual, end-of-the-year music list. To reiterate, I am aware that not all of

"Oy! I used to be funny..." So, I was watching Coming to America for the gazillionth time,

I'm back! Yaysies! Well, not really. I'm still too busy for you. Believe it or not, they

Ever notice how in every black gangster movie/show (think New Jack City, The Wire), there's

That's the ticket...to the fiery bowels of hell. Is it wrong that when dating a girl, whether or

As usual, science is late to prove what I've already known for years (http://iamthecurmudgeon.

I Googled "recycle," and this picture came up. Gotta love the human race... I keep a small

"You trawwwmatized me, Rawnie." You know how you know it's probably time to end your

Minimal reading. Enjoy the views: "Cryinamazincrazy" Where's Waldo?... Post-op edition.

And that, boys and girls, is where we get the term "working girl." A couple final travel

How much? Before our trip to Southeast Asia, my buddy and I were all like, "Dude, we're

I'm the one on the right... I took this Southeast Asia trip I've been referencing with my

What a vibrant dong! Vietnamese currency is the dong. This is good for endless fun. Here are a few

"It ain't me, it ain't meeee!..." I gotta say, as the plane was coming into Vietnam

"Allow me...to look up your skirt."  On the first leg of my flight to Southeast Asia, they

The best mantra... The aforementioned family trip was to Israel. I love a lot of things about my

"I feel smothered..." I wrote this upon my return from a family trip to Israel... I just

"Snooki want smush smush!" Alright, so I know I've been neglecting my Curmudgeonly

My bad... Sorry for the lack of updates lately. More to come soon, I hope. Been supremely busy, and I

It's been more than four hours... Uh oh! Women might get free birth control! Noooo!!! (Men get

"And ye shall be a scarecrow unto future generations of retarded Saudis..." So in the wake

"Inspector Todd, that's how big the tranny's butthole was!"  My little brother was

Ditto. You ever eat something, and some crumbs get on the table, and when you go to blow them off the

"Which way to the KKK rally?" Those of you who are avid football fans will recall that the

Biker chicks are hot. The gist of my friend and his girlfriend's thoughts after seeing a scantily

All that jazz...fingers. I was driving in Santa Monica, and some guy on a bright pink bike was riding

Poor polar bears...runnin' out of ice, and shit... It was over 85 degrees in LA recently. I was

I have wood. I was comparing notes with a buddy of mine about girls we've hooked up with: tattoos

It's already been broughten! When I used to cross the street at a stop sign crosswalk, where I

"That's my broad, see?!" A friend of mine recently called to tell me that he saw our