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George
Eliot. (1819–1880). The Mill on the
Floss.
Book II—School-Time VI. A
Love-Scene
POOR Tom bore his se
VERE pain heroically, and was
resolute in not
“telling” of Mr. Poulter more than was unavoidable; the
five-shilling
piece remained a secret even to Maggie. But there was a
terrible dread
weighing on his mind, so terrible that he dared not even ask
the
question which might bring the fatal “yes”; he dared not ask
the
surgeon or Mr. Stelling,
“Shall I be LAME,
Sir?” He mastered himself
so as not to cry out at the pain;
but when his foot had been dressed,
and he was left alone with Maggie seated
by his
BEDside,
the
children
SOBBED together,
with their heads laid on the same
pillow.
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SOBBED DESCENT
SECOND BEST BED
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James Joyce's Finnegans Wake.
6.11: SOBS they sighdid at
Fillagain's chrissormiss wake
282.1: With SOBS for his
job, with tears for his toil,
with horror for his squalor but
with pep for his perdition,
lo, the boor plieth as the
laird hireth him.
388.7: SOBBOS. And so he was.
Sabbus.
561.8: Major BED, minor bickhive.
HaloSOButh, sov
us!
Who sleeps in now number
one, for ex-ample?
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King Richard
III Act 3, Scene 2
HASTINGS: I'll give my voice on Richard's side,
To bar my master's
HEIRs in TRUE DESCENT,
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Romeo and Juliet Act 5, Scene 3
PRINCE Seal up the mouth of outrage for a while,
Till we can clear these
ambiguities,
And know their spring, their
head,
their TRUE DESCENT;
And then will I be general of your
woes,
And lead you even to death: meantime forbear,
And let mischance be
slave to patience.
Bring FORTH
the parties of
suspicion.
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King Henry VI, Part i Act 2, Scene 5
MORTIMER: Henry the FOURTH,
grandfather to this king,
Deposed his nephew Richard, Edward's son,
The
first-begotten and the lawful HEIR,
Of Edward king, the third of that
DESCENT:
During whose reign the
Percies of the north,
Finding his usurpation most unjust,
Endeavor'd my
advancement to the throne:
The reason moved these warlike lords to
this
Was, for that--young King Richard thus removed,
Leaving NO HEIR begotten of his body--
I was the next by
birth and parentage;
For by my mother I derived am
From Lionel Duke of
Clarence, the third son
To King Edward the Third; whereas he
From John of
Gaunt doth bring his pedigree,
Being but FOURTH of that heroic line.
But mark: as in
this haughty attempt
They laboured to plant the rightful HEIR,
I lost my liberty and they their
lives.
Act 3, Scene 1
KING HENRY VI: If Richard will be TRUE, not that alone
But
all the whole inheritance I give
That doth belong unto the house of
York,
From whence you spring by lineal DESCENT.
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_Venus of the Louvre_ By Emma Lazarus
DOWN the long hall she glistens like a star,
The foam-born mother of
Love, transfixed to stone,
Yet none the less immortal, breathing
on.
Time’s brutal hand hath maimed but could not mar.
When first the
enthralled enchantress from afar
Dazzled mine eyes, I saw not her
alone,
Serenely poised on her world-worshipped throne,
As when she guided
once her dove-drawn car,—
But at her feet a pale, death-stricken Jew,
Her
life adorer, SOBBED farewell to
love.
Here Heine wept! Here still he weeps anew,
Nor ever shall his shadow
lift or move,
While mourns one ardent heart, one poet-brain,
For vanished
Hellas and Hebraic
pain.
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Emily Dickinson (1830–86).
I WISH I knew that woman’s name, So, when she comes this way,
To hold my
life, and hold my ears, For fear I hear her say
She ’s “sorry I am dead”, again, Just when the grave and I
Have
SOBBED ourselves almost to sleep,— Our only
lullaby.
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PORTRAIT OF THE ARTIST AS A YOUNG MAN
1.1374: Mr Casey, freeing his arms from his holders,
suddenly bowed his head on his hands with a SOB of pain.
-- Poor Parnell! he cried loudly. My dead king!
He SOBBED loudly and
bitterly.
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Ulysses
247.72: That monster audience simply rocked with delight. But anon
they were overcome with grief and clasped their
hands for the last time. A
fresh torrent of tears burst from their
lachrymal ducts and the
vast
concourse of people, touched to the inmost core, broke into
heartrending
SOBS, not the least
affected being the aged prebendary
himself.
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King Henry VI, Part ii Act 3, Scene 1
QUEEN MARGARET:
Small curs are not regarded when they grin;
But great men tremble when
the lion roars;
And Humphrey is no little man in England.
First note that
he is near you in DESCENT,
And
should you fall, he as the next will mount.
SUFFOLK: if he were not privy to those faults,
Yet, by reputing of
his high DESCENT,
As next the
king he was successive HEIR,
And
such high vaunts of his nobility,
Did instigate the BEDlam brain-sick
duchess
By wicked means to frame our soVEREign's fall.
Smooth runs
the water where the brook is deep;
And in his simple show he harbours
treason.
The fox barks not when he would steal the
lamb.
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King Henry VI, Part iii Act 1, Scene 4
QUEEN MARGARET: Brave warriors, Clifford and Northumberland,
Come, make
him stand upon this molehill here,
That raught at mountains with outstretched
arms,
Yet parted but the shadow with his hand.
What! was it you that would
be England's king?
Was't you that revell'd in our parliament,
And made a
preachment of your high DESCENT?
Where are your mess of sons to back
you now?
The wanton Edward, and the lusty George?
And where's that valiant
crook-back prodigy,
Dicky your boy, that with his grumbling voice
Was wont
to cheer his dad in mutinies?
Or, with the rest, where is your darling
Rutland?
Act 2, Scene 1
RICHARD Nay, if thou be that princely eagle's bird,
Show thy
DESCENT by gazing 'gainst the
sun:
Act 4, Scene 1
QUEEN ELIZABETH: My lords, before it pleased his majesty
To raise my
state to title of a queen,
Do me but right, and you must all confess
That
I was not ignoble of DESCENT;
And
meaner than myself have had like fortune.
But as this title honours me and
mine,
So your dislike, to whom I would be pleasing,
Doth cloud my joys
with danger and with
sorrow.
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King Richard II Act 1, Scene 1
HENRY BOLINGBROKE: by the glorious worth of my DESCENT,
This arm shall do it, or this life be
spent.
Act 2, Scene 3
HENRY BOLINGBROKE: personally I lay my claim
To my inheritance of free
DESCENT.
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The Two Gentlemen of Verona Act 3, Scene 2
PROTEUS: The best way is to slander Valentine
With falsehood, cowardice
and poor DESCENT,
Three things
that women highly hold in
hate.
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The Taming of the Shrew Prologue, Scene 2
Lord: O, that a mighty man of such DESCENT,
Of such possessions and so high
esteem,
Should be infused with so foul a
spirit!
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Troilus and Cressida Act 5, Scene 2
TROILUS: Were it a casque composed by Vulcan's skill,
My sword
should bite it: not the dreadful spout
Which shipmen do the hurricano
call,
Constringed in mass by the almighty sun,
Shall dizzy with more
clamour Neptune's ear
In his DESCENT than shall my prompted sword
Falling on
Diomed.
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Pericles Prince of Tyre Act 2, Scene 5
PERICLES: My actions are as noble as my thoughts,
That never relish'd of
a base DESCENT.
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Cymbeline Act 5, Scene 5
CYMBELINE: Why, old soldier,
Wilt thou undo the worth thou art unpaid
for,
By tasting of our wrath? How of DESCENT
As good as
we?
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King Lear Act 5, Scene 3
EDGAR: from the extremest upward of thy head
To the DESCENT and dust below thy foot,
A most
toad-spotted
traitor.
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James Joyce's Finnegans Wake.
156.9: While that Mooksius with preprocession and with propre-
cession,
duplicitly and diplussedly, was promulgating ipsofacts
and sadcontras this
raskolly Gripos he had allbust seceded
in monophysicking his
illSOBordunates.
166.14: SOBS and blowing bixed mixcuits
171.12: O dear no! Instead the tragic jester SOBBED himself wheywhing-
ingly sick of life on
some sort of a rhubarbarous maundarin yella-
green funkleblue windigut
diodying applejack
232.20: Can that SOBStuff, whingeywilly!
269.10: like your gerandiums for the better half of a yearn or
SOB.
288.29: An ounceworth of onions for a pennyawealth of SOBS.
339.9: SOBaiter SOBarkar.
353.3: In SOBBer sooth and in
souber civiles?
353.16: For when meseemim, and tolfoklokken rolland allover ourloud's
lande, beheaving up that SOB of
tunf for to claimhis, for to
wollpimsolff, puddywhuck.
364.17: How concerns any merryaunt and hworsoever graveSOBBers it is
perensempry sex of fun to help a
dazzle off the othour.
377.23: all he bares SOBSconcious inklings shadowed on soulskin'.
384.3: all the birds of the rockby-suckerassousyoceanal sea,
all four of them, all sighing and SOB-Bing, and listening.
408.21: We shared the twin chamber and we winked
on the one wench and what
Sim SOBS todie
468.4: How used you learn me, brather SOBoostius,
in my augustan days? With cesarella
looking on.
486.1: Halt there SOB story to
your lambdad's tale!
488.27: Have you forgotten poor Alby SOBrinos,
508.12: -- Hodie casus eSOBhrakonton?
525.19: -- There's an old psalmSOBBing
lax salmoner fogeyboren Herrin Plundehowse.
556.1: night by silentsailing night while infantina ISOBel
(who will be blushing all day to be, when she growed up one
Sunday,
Saint Holy and Saint Ivory, when she took the
VEIL, the
beautiful
presentation nun, so barely twenty, in her pure coif, sister
ISOBel,
556.16: her GREENgageflavoured
candywhistle duetted
to the crazyquilt, ISOBel, she is so pretty, TRUTH to tell,
563.6: He is jem job joy pip poo pat (jot um for a SOBrat!) Jerry Jehu.
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Ulysses
213.46: Light SOB of breath
Bloom sighed on the silent bluehued flowers.
290.11: she fought back the SOB
that rose to her throat,
368.50: (SOBBing behind her
VEIL) Breach of
promise.
My real name is Peggy Griffin.
429.35: BLOOM: (enthralled, bleats) I promise never to diSOBey.
440.10: Crocodile tears! (Bloom, broken, closely VEILed
for the
sacrifice, SOBS, his face to the
earth.
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PORTRAIT OF THE ARTIST AS A YOUNG MAN
1.1859: And as he knelt, calming the last SOBS in his throat
2.1180: Stephen heard his father’s
voice
break into a
laugh which was almost a SOB.
—He was the handsomest man in Cork at that time, by God he
was!
The women used to stand to look
after him in the street.
He heard the SOB passing loudly down his father’s
throat
and opened his eyes with a
nervous impulse.
2.841: His tormentors set off towards Jones's Road,
laughing and jeering at him, while he, half blinded with
tears,
stumbled on, clenching his fists
madly and SOBBing.
3.347: The next day brought death and judgement, stirring his soul
slowly from its listless despair. The faint glimmer of fear became
a
terror of spirit as the hoarse voice of the preacher blew death
into his
soul. He suffered its agony. He felt the death chill touch
the extremities
and creep onward towards the heart, the film of death
VEILing the eyes, the bright
centres of the brain extinguished one by
one like lamps, the last sweat
oozing upon the skin, the powerlessness
of the dying limbs, the speech
thickening and wandering and failing,
the heart throbbing faintly and more
faintly, all but vanquished, the
breath, the poor breath, the poor helpless
human spirit, SOBBing and
sighing, gurgling and rattling in the throat. No help! No help! He -
he
himself - his body to which he had yielded was dying. Into the
grave with it.
Nail it down into a wooden box the corpse.
Carry it out of the house on the
shoulders of hirelings.
Thrust it out of men's sight into a long hole in the
ground,
into the grave, to rot, to feed the mass of its creeping
worms
and to be devoured by scuttling plump-bellied rats.
And while the friends were still standing in tears by the BEDside the
soul of the
sinner was judged. At the last moment of consciousness the
whole earthly
life passed before the vision of the soul and, ere it had
time to reflect,
the body had died and the soul stood terrified before
the judgement seat.
God, who had long been merciful, would then be just.
He had long been
patient, pleading with the sinful soul, giving it time
to repent, sparing it
yet awhile. But that time had gone. Time was to
sin and to enjoy, time was
to scoff at God and at the warnings of His
holy church, time was to defy His
majesty, to diSOBey His commands, to
hoodwink one's fellow men, to commit sin after sin and to hide one's
corruption from the sight of men. But that time was over. Now it was
God's turn: and He was not to be hoodwinked or deceived. Every sin would
then come FORTH from its lurking
place, the most rebellious against the
divine will and the most degrading to
our poor corrupt nature, the
tiniest imperfection and the most heinous
atrocity. What did it avail
then to have been a great emperor, a great
general, a marvellous
inventor, the most learned of the learned? All were as
one before the
judgement seat of God. He would reward the good and punish
the wicked.
One single instant was enough for the trial of a man's soul. One
single
instant after the body's death, the soul had been weighed in the
balance. The particular judgement was over and the soul had passed
to the abode of bliss or to the prison of purgatory
or had been hurled howling into hell.
3.1431: Sins of anger, envy of others, gluttony, vanity,
diSOBEDience.
4.302: He had never once diSOBeyed or allowed turbulent
companions to seduce him from his habit of quiet
oBEDience;
5.2009: The inhuman clamour soothed his ears in
which
his mother's SOBS and reproaches murmured
insistently
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Ulalume Edgar Allan Poe (1809–1849)
But Psyche, uplifting her finger,
Said—‘Sadly this star I
mistrust—
Her pallor I strangely mistrust:—
Oh, hasten!—oh,
let us not linger!
Oh, fly!—let us fly!—for we must.’
In
terror she spoke, letting sink her
Wings until they trailed in
the dust—
In agony SOBBED, letting
sink her
Plumes till they trailed in the dust—
Till they sorrowfully trailed in the
dust.
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Charles Dickens. (1812–1870). David Copperfield.
6 “It’s very hard,” said my mother, “that in my own
house——”
“My own house?” repeated Mr. Murdstone.
“Clara!”
“Our own house, I mean,” faltered my mother, evidently frightened—“I
hope you must know what I mean, Edward—it’s very hard that in your own
house I may not have a word to say about domestic matters. I am sure I
managed very well before we were married. There’s evidence,” said my
mother, SOBBing; “ask Peggotty
if I didn’t do very well when I wasn’t
interfered with!”
11 As often as Mick Walker went away in the course of that
forenoon,
I mingled my tears with the water in which I was washing the
bottles;
and SOBBED as if there
were a flaw in my own breast,
and it were in danger of bursting.
32 “They would often put their children—partic’lar their little
girls,”
said Mr. Peggotty, “upon my knee; and many a time you might have
seen
me sitting at their doors, when night was coming on, a’most as
if
they’d been my darling’s children. Oh, my darling!”
Overpowered
by sudden grief, he SOBBED aloud. I
laid my trembling
hand upon the hand he put before his face. “Thank’ee, Sir,”
he said,
“doen’t take no notice.”
“What will she ever do!” SOBBED Minnie.
“Where will she go! What will
become of her! Oh, now could she
be so cruel, to herself and him!”
39 He dropped into a chair, and weakly SOBBED. The excitement into
which he had been
roused was leaving him. Uriah came out of his corner.
40 “Oh, what an accusation,” exclaimed Dora, opening her eyes
wide;
“to say that you ever saw me take gold watches!
Oh!”
“My dearest,” I remonstrated, “don’t talk preposterous
nonsense!
Who has made the least allusion to gold
watches?”
“You did,” returned Dora. “You know you
did.
You said I hadn’t turned out well, and compared me to
him.”
“To whom?” I asked.
“To the page,”
SOBBED Dora. “Oh, you cruel fellow, to
compare
your affectionate wife to a transported page! Why didn’t you
tell
me your opinion of me before we were married? Why didn’t you say,
you
hard-hearted thing, that you were convinced
I was worse than a
transported
page?”
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William Wordsworth: AT ALBANO
MEMORIALS OF A TOUR IN ITALY, 1837
DAYS
passed--and Monte Calvo would not
clear
His head
from mist; and, as the wind SOBBED
through
Albano's
dripping Ilex
avenue,
My dull
forebodings in a Peasant's
ear
Found casual
vent. She said, "Be of good
cheer;
Our
yesterday's procession did not
sue
In vain; the
sky will change to sunny
blue,
Thanks to
our Lady's grace." I smiled to
hear,
But not in
scorn:--the Matron's Faith may
lack
The
heavenly sanction needed to
ensure
Fulfilment; but, we trust, her upward
track
Stops not
at this low point, nor wants the
lure
Of flowers
the Virgin without fear may
own,
For by her
Son's blest hand the seed was sown.
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William Wordsworth: ALICE FELL; OR, POVERTY
THE post-boy
drove with fierce
career,
For
threatening clouds the moon had
drowned;
When,
as we hurried on, my
ear
Was smitten
with a startling sound.
As if the wind
blew many ways,
I heard the sound,--and more and
more;
It seemed
to follow with the
chaise,
And
still I heard it as before.
At length I to
the boy called
out;
He stopped
his horses at the
word,
But
neither cry, nor voice, nor
shout,
Nor aught
else like it, could be heard.
The boy then
smacked his whip, and
fast
The horses
scampered through the
rain;
But,
hearing soon upon the
blast
The cry, I
bade him halt again.
FORTHwith alighting on the
ground,
"Whence
comes," said I, "this piteous
moan?"
And there
a little Girl I
found,
Sitting
behind the chaise, alone.
"My cloak!" no
other word she
spake,
But loud
and bitterly she
wept,
As if her
innocent heart would
break;
And down
from off her seat she leapt.
"What ails
you, child?"--she SOBBED "Look
here!"
I saw it
in the wheel
entangled,
A
weather-beaten rag as
e'er
From any
garden scare-crow dangled.
There, twisted
between nave and
spoke,
It hung,
nor could at once be
freed;
But our
joint pains unloosed the
cloak,
A
miserable rag indeed!
"And whither
are you going,
child,
To-night
alone these lonesome
ways?"
"To
Durham," answered she, half
wild--
"Then
come with me into the chaise."
Insensible to
all relief
Sat
the poor girl, and FORTH did
send
SOB after SOB, as if her
grief
Could
never, never have an end.
"My child, in
Durham do you
dwell?"
She
checked herself in her
distress,
And
said, "My name is Alice
Fell;
I'm
fatherless and motherless.
"And I to
Durham, Sir,
belong."
Again,
as if the thought would
choke
Her very
heart, her grief grew
strong;
And all
was for her tattered cloak!
The chaise
drove on; our journey's
end
Was nigh;
and, sitting by my
side,
As if she
had lost her only
friend
She wept,
nor would be pacified.
Up to the
tavern-door we
post;
Of Alice
and her grief I
told;
And I gave
money to the
host,
To buy a
new cloak for the old.
"And let it be
of duffil grey,
As warm a cloak as man can
sell!"
Proud
creature was she the next
day,
The little
orphan, Alice Fell!
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As she said these words her foot
slipped, and in another
moment,
splash! she was up to her chin in salt water.
Her
first idea was that she had somehow fallen into the
sea,
'and in
that case I can go back by railway,' she said to
herself.
However,
she soon made out that she was in the pool of
tears which she had wept when she was nine feet
high.
'I wish I
hadn't cried so much!' said Alice, as she swam about,
trying to
find her way out. 'I shall be punished for it
now,
I
suppose, by being drowned in my own tears!
That WILL
be a queer thing, to be sure!
However,
everything is queer to-day.'
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She sighed, she SOBBED, and, furious with
despair.
She rent her garments, and she tore her hair. --Dryden.
SOBBED DESCENT
SECOND BEST BED
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SOBBING is the same thing [as
sighing], stronger. --Bacon.
SOB, v. i. [imp. & p. p.
{SOBBED}; p. pr. & vb. n. {SOBBING}.]
[OE. SOBBEN; akin to AS.
se['o]fian, si['o]fian, to complain,
bewail, se['o]fung, si['o]fung, sobbing,
lamentation;
cf. OHG. s?ft["o]n, s?ft?n, to sigh, MHG. siuften, siufzen,
G. seufzen, MHG. s?ft a sigh, properly, a drawing in of breath,
from s?fen to drink, OHG. s?fan. Cf. {Sup}.]
To sigh with a sudden heaving of the breast, or
with a kind of convulsive motion; to sigh with
tears,
and with a convulsive drawing in of the breath.
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Venus and Adonis Stanza 35
And now she weeps, and now she fain would speak,
And now her
SOBS do her intendments break.
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The Rape of Lucrece Stanza 156
Revealing day through every cranny spies,
And seems to point her out
where she sits weeping;
To whom she SOBBING speaks: 'O eye of eyes,
Why pry'st thou
through my window? leave thy peeping:
Mock with thy tickling beams eyes that
are sleeping:
Brand not my
forehead with thy piercing light,
For day hath nought to do
what's done by night.'
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As You Like It Act 2, Scene 1
Second Lord: We did, my lord, weeping and
commenting
Upon the SOBBING deer.
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The Comedy of Errors Act
4, Scene 3
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE: No? why, 'tis a plain case:
he that went, like a bass-viol, in a case of leather; the man,
sir,
that, when gentlemen are tired, gives them a SOB
and 'rests them; he, sir, that takes
pity on decayed
men and gives them suits of durance; he that sets
up
his rest to do more exploits with his mace than
a morris-pike.
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Much Ado About Nothing Act
2, Scene 3
CLAUDIO: Then down upon her knees she falls, weeps,
SOBS, beats her heart, tears her hair, prays,
curses;
'O sweet Benedick! God give
me patience!'
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Troilus and Cressida Act 4, Scene 2
CRESSIDA: Tear my bright hair and scratch my praised
cheeks,
Crack my clear voice with SOBS and break my heart
With sounding Troilus. I will not go from Troy.
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Titus Andronicus Act 3, Scene 1
LUCIUS Sweet father, cease your tears; for, at your
grief,
See how my wretched sister SOBS and weeps.
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King Richard III Act 1, Scene 2
GLOUCESTER: I would they were, that I might die at once;
For
now they kill me with a living death.
Those eyes of thine from mine
have drawn salt tears,
Shamed their aspect with store of childish
drops:
These eyes that never shed remorseful tear,
No, when my
father York and Edward wept,
To hear the piteous moan that Rutland
made
When black-faced Clifford shook his sword at him;
Nor
when thy warlike father, like a child,
Told the sad story of my
father's death,
And twenty times made pause to SOB and weep,
That all the standers-by
had wet their cheeks
Like trees BEDash'd with rain: in that
sad time
My manly eyes did scorn an humble tear;
And what
these sorrows could not thence exhale,
Thy beauty hath, and made them
blind with weeping.
I never sued to friend nor enemy;
My
tongue could never learn sweet smoothing word;
But now thy beauty is
proposed my fee,
My proud heart sues, and prompts my tongue to
speak.
Act 1, Scene 4
CLARENCE: It cannot be; for when I parted with him,
He hugg'd
me in his arms, and swore, with SOBS,
That he would labour my
delivery.
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Seven Brides for Seven
Brothers
Lyrics: Johnny
Mercer
SOBBIN'
Women
ADAM: Tell ya 'bout them SOBBIN' women
Who lived in the Roman
days.
It seems that they all went swimmin'
While their men was off to
graze.
Well, a Roman troop was ridin' by
And saw them in their "me oh
my",
So they took 'em all back home to dry.
Least that's what Plutarch
says.
Oh yes!
Them a woman was SOBBIN', SOBBIN', SOBBIN'
Fit to be tied.
Ev'ry muscle was
throbbin', throbbin'
From that riotous ride.
Oh they cried and kissed and
kissed and cried
All over that Roman countryside
So don't forget that when
you're takin' a bride.
SOBBIN'
fit to be tied
From that riotous ride!
They never did return their
plunder
The victor gets all the loot.
They carried them home, by
thunder,
To rotundas small but cute.
And you've never seens so,
They
tell me, such downright domesticity.
With a Roman baby on each knee
Named
"Claudius" and "Brute"
SIX BROTHERS: Oh yes!
Them a women was SOBBIN', SOBBIN', passin' them nights.
ADAM
While the Romans was goin' out hobbin', nobbin'
Startin' up
fights.
They kept occupied by sewin' lots of little old togas
For them
tots and sayin' "someday women folk'll have rights."
GIDEON: Passin' all o' them nights.
ADAM: Just sewin'!
While the Romans had fights.
CALEB: "Hey listen to this"
Now when their men folk went to fetch
'em
Them women would not be fetched.
It seems them Romans ketch
'em
That their lady friends stay ketched.
ADAM
[N]ow let this be
because it's TRUE,
[A] lesson to the likes of you,
[T]reat 'em rough like them there Romans
do
[O]r else they'll think you're
tetched.
SIX BROTHERS: Oh yes!
Them a women was SOBBIN', SOBBIN',
SOBBIN' buckets of tears
On account o' old
dobbin',
Dobbin' really rattled their ears.
Oh they acted angry and
annoyed
GIDEON: But secretly they was overjoyed
ADAM: You must recall that when corralin' your streets
BROTHERS: Oh, oh, oh, oh them poe little dears.
SIX BROTHERS ADAM: Oh yes
Them a women was SOBBIN', SOBBIN', SOBBIN' Oh yeah
Weepin' a ton Then
SOBBIN' women
Just remember what
Robin, Robin, Robin Oh yeah
Hood woulda done. Them SOBBIN women.
We'll be just like them three
merry men
And make 'em all merry once again.
ADAM: And though they'll be a SOBBIN' for a while
ALL: Oh yes!
We're gonna make them
SOBBIN' women smile!
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Art Neuendorffer