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ignoto

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May 23, 2013, 4:10:42 AM5/23/13
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Do you want people to read your posts?

Or do you just want to piss off your fellow NG members by provocatively
mashing your own post into theirs?

If the former then STOP putting carets (">") at the START of EVERY LINE.

CARETS = PREVIOUS POST
i.e.
ONE CARET: ">" = ONE PREVIOUS POST
TWO CARETS ">>" = TWO PREVIOUS POSTS
AND SO ON.

Therefore, if someone replies to a message by writing:

> Elizabeth writes: I'll stop doubting when the Strats find a play=20
>
> in Shakespeare's handwriting. Bacon (and Jonson his scribe)=20
>
> produced THIRTY SIX or THIRTY EIGHT PLAYS which the=20
>
> Strats simply ASSSSUUUME to have been written by Shappere,
>
> please resort to Twain to find that Shappere couldn't write=20
>
> his own name, least of all compete with Bacon and Jonson's=20
>

It appears as part of the previous message, NOT a NEW message.

If you put A CARET at the start of every line SO FAR as ANYONE can see,
you have WRITTEN NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!

Ign.

marco

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May 23, 2013, 9:52:55 PM5/23/13
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neonprose @ gmail.com

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May 25, 2013, 4:22:39 AM5/25/13
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On Thursday, May 23, 2013 1:10:42 AM UTC-7, ignoto wrote:
> Do you want people to read your posts?
>
> OK, I don't know who you're addressing but the carets have always
>
> been used as a device to keep from crowding the text up
>
> against the left side of the posting window.
>
> Or do you just want to piss off your fellow NG members by provocatively
>
> mashing your own post into theirs?
>
> Calvinists are never provocative.
>
> If the former then STOP putting carets (">") at the START of EVERY LINE.
>
>
> CARETS = PREVIOUS POST
>
> i.e.
>
> ONE CARET: ">" = ONE PREVIOUS POST
>
> TWO CARETS ">>" = TWO PREVIOUS POSTS
>
> AND SO ON.
>
> Well, how was I to know that, you might have said
>
> something about it a long time ago.
>
> Therefore, if someone replies to a message by writing:
>
>
>
> > Elizabeth writes: I'll stop doubting when the Strats find a play=20
>
> >
>
> > in Shakespeare's handwriting. Bacon (and Jonson his scribe)=20
>
> >
>
> > produced THIRTY SIX or THIRTY EIGHT PLAYS which the=20
>
> >
>
> > Strats simply ASSSSUUUME to have been written by Shappere,
>
> >
>
> > please resort to Twain to find that Shappere couldn't write=20
>
> >
>
> > his own name, least of all compete with Bacon and Jonson's=20
>
> >
>
>
>
> It appears as part of the previous message, NOT a NEW message.
>
>
>
> If you put A CARET at the start of every line SO FAR as ANYONE can see,
>
> you have WRITTEN NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!
>
>
>
> Ign.

Why are we putting =20?

marco

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May 25, 2013, 1:57:51 PM5/25/13
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neonprose @ gmail.com

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May 26, 2013, 12:12:02 AM5/26/13
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On Thursday, May 23, 2013 1:10:42 AM UTC-7, ignoto wrote:
> Do you want people to read your posts?
>
> I'm indifferent.
>
> Or do you just want to piss off your fellow NG members by provocatively
>
> mashing your own post into theirs?
>
> NO, are we looking at the same posting box?
>
>
>
> If the former then STOP putting carets (">") at the START of EVERY LINE.
>
> I thought that's what you WANTED me to do. Isn't that the way it was
>
> done from time immemorial?
>
> CARETS = PREVIOUS POST
>
> i.e.
>
> ONE CARET: ">" = ONE PREVIOUS POST
>
> TWO CARETS ">>" = TWO PREVIOUS POSTS
>
> AND SO ON.
>
> Uh, why would I care if there were two previous posts?
>
> I was thinking about sending you an email last night
>
> just to clear things up but I got the snarkiest email
>
> I've ever received (from Webb). I plan to post it because
>
> it may awaken Google just a little bit to stop some of
>
> the abuse in this forum. I was raised by my grandparents,
>
> they had manners.
>
> Therefore, if someone replies to a message by writing:
>
> Ok, I'll swear on the Bible, Talmud, Koran, that I will not leave
>
> this forum until I master the Art of Carets.
>
> > Elizabeth writes: I'll stop doubting when the Strats find a play=20
>
> > Some back later.
>
> > in Shakespeare's handwriting. Bacon (and Jonson his scribe)=20
>
> >
>
> > produced THIRTY SIX or THIRTY EIGHT PLAYS which the=20
>
> >
>
> > Strats simply ASSSSUUUME to have been written by Shappere,
>
> >
>
> > please resort to Twain to find that Shappere couldn't write=20
>
> >
>
> > his own name, least of all compete with Bacon and Jonson's=20
>
> >
>
>
>
> It appears as part of the previous message, NOT a NEW message.
>
>
>
> If you put A CARET at the start of every line SO FAR as ANYONE can see,
>
> you have WRITTEN NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!
>
> Now you've frightened me again!
>
> Ign.

neonprose @ gmail.com

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May 26, 2013, 1:19:44 AM5/26/13
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On Thursday, May 23, 2013 6:52:55 PM UTC-7, marco wrote:
> On Thursday, May 23, 2013 12:10:42 AM UTC-8, ignoto wrote:
>
> > Do you want people to read your posts?
>
> > I'm not invested in it, only if they're interested in posts on
>
> > Elizabethans like Walsingham.
>
> > Ok, I'm getting down to business, I was thinking
>
> > about carets last night. :
>
> > Ign. wrote . . .
>
> > If the former then STOP putting carets (">") at the START of EVERY LINE.
> Uhh, are the carets on this line an example of putting carets at the
> > start of every line? What do you do with the vacant spaces not filled
> by carets?
> >
> Or do you just want to piss off your fellow NG members by provocatively . . .
> note: I suppose that's a demonstration of my problem, I'm not leaving
> > vacant spaces to add another line. Yes of no?
>
> > I'd like an answer to my query as to what to do with vacant spaces.
>
> > And you're single spacing while I'm not. How does that work?
>
> > So here's another question, should I leave vacant spaces in the
>
> > possibility that I'll want to put the start of a line in the caret
>
> > next to the left edge of the posting box?
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > If the former then STOP putting carets (">") at the START of EVERY LINE.
>
> > (Scrolling up to find the "former").
>
> > Ok, one caret provides for the previous posted line,
>
> > two carets for the current line.
>
> > CARETS = PREVIOUS POST
>
> > I'm having a breakthrough.
>
> > i.e.
>
> >
>
> > ONE CARET: ">" = ONE PREVIOUS POST
>
> >
>
> > TWO CARETS ">>" = TWO PREVIOUS POSTS
>
> >
>
> > AND SO ON.
>
> >
>
> > OK, I'm starting to get it.
>
> >
>
> > Therefore, if someone replies to a message by writing:
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > > Elizabeth writes: I'll stop doubting when the Strats find a play=20
>
> >
>
> > >
>
> >
>
> > > in Shakespeare's handwriting. Bacon (and Jonson his scribe)=20
>
> >
>
> > >
>
> >
>
> > > produced THIRTY SIX or THIRTY EIGHT PLAYS which the=20
>
> >
>
> > >
>
> >
>
> > > Strats simply ASSSSUUUME to have been written by Shappere,
>
> >
>
> > >
>
> >
>
> > > please resort to Twain to find that Shappere couldn't write=20
>
> >
>
> > >
>
> >
>
> > > his own name, least of all compete with Bacon and Jonson's=20
>
> >
>
> > >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > It appears as part of the previous message, NOT a NEW message.
>
> >
>
> > Well, what about the three carets? Is it ok for it to be part of
>
> > the previous message or do I need to start a new message?
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > If you put A CARET at the start of every line SO FAR as ANYONE can see,
>
> >
>
> > you have WRITTEN NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!
>
> > Thank you for pointing that out, what's the alternative?
>
> >
>
> >
>
> > Ign.

> >Ignoto, I'm going to go over this again, hoping for a breakthrough,
>
> > thank you for taking me this far, I sincerely appreciate it.
>
> > Elizabeth

neonprose @ gmail.com

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May 26, 2013, 1:29:28 AM5/26/13
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On Saturday, May 25, 2013 10:19:44 PM UTC-7, neonprose @ gmail.com wrote:
> On Thursday, May 23, 2013 6:52:55 PM UTC-7, marco wrote:
>
> > On Thursday, May 23, 2013 12:10:42 AM UTC-8, ignoto wrote:
>
> >
>
> > > Do you want people to read your posts?
>
> > Of course.
>
> > > I'm not invested in it, only if they're interested in posts on
>
> >
>
> > > Elizabethans like Walsingham.
>
> >
>
> > > Ok, I'm getting down to business, I was thinking
>
> >
>
> > > about carets last night. :
>
> >
>
> > > Ign. wrote . . .
>
> > Ign, please explain why I may not put carets at the start of every

neonprose @ gmail.com

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May 26, 2013, 1:34:37 AM5/26/13
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On Saturday, May 25, 2013 10:29:28 PM UTC-7, neonprose @ gmail.com wrote:
> On Saturday, May 25, 2013 10:19:44 PM UTC-7, neonprose @ gmail.com wrote:
>
> > On Thursday, May 23, 2013 6:52:55 PM UTC-7, marco wrote:
>
> > Ps. I just recalled that I was diagnosed as mildly dyslexic when
>
> > I was about ten or eleven, that could be the reason I'm struggling
>
> > with carets.

Tom Reedy

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May 26, 2013, 2:04:46 AM5/26/13
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This is the first time I've actually read a complete message from
Elizabeth and Marco. Obviously they are the same person with
dissociative identity disorder, both of the identities morons. Perhaps
she or he is a shut-in with no other form of entertainment who got
tired of being abused and so created another personality to abuse the
first one in order to feel part of the group. Or perhaps they really
are two separate individuals, both of them morons. Or perhaps they are
the invention of Paul Crowley trying to stay out of first place in the
moron category.

TR

marco

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May 26, 2013, 1:34:40 PM5/26/13
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marc takes responsibility for his own posts [only]

it is getting old making fun of elizabeth,
but she keeps on posting & posting, such wonderful stuff

what's that song, "everybody must get stoned"?

marc

neonprose @ gmail.com

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May 29, 2013, 7:29:38 AM5/29/13
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On Thursday, May 23, 2013 1:10:42 AM UTC-7, ignoto wrote:
> Do you want people to read your posts? Liz writes to ignoto:
>
> Actually, I'm indifferent.
>
> Or do you just want to piss off your fellow NG members by provocatively
>
> mashing your own post into theirs?
>
> That's too much for me to handle.
>
> If the former then STOP putting carets (">") at the START of EVERY LINE.
>
> What? I thought everybody put carets at the START OF EVERY LINE.
>
> CARETS = PREVIOUS POST
>
> i.e.
>
> ONE CARET: ">" = ONE PREVIOUS POST
>
> TWO CARETS ">>" = TWO PREVIOUS POSTS
>
> AND SO ON.
>
> I really like you Ignoto, but I'm kind of distracted at
>
> the moment, can we take this lesson up later?
>
>
>
> Therefore, if someone replies to a message by writing:
>
>
>
> > Elizabeth writes: I'll stop doubting when the Strats find a play=20
>
> >
>
> > in Shakespeare's handwriting. Bacon (and Jonson his scribe)=20
>
> >
>
> > produced THIRTY SIX or THIRTY EIGHT PLAYS which the=20
>
> >
>
> > Strats simply ASSSSUUUME to have been written by Shappere,
>
> >
>
> > please resort to Twain to find that Shappere couldn't write=20
>
> >
>
> > his own name, least of all compete with Bacon and Jonson's=20
>
> >
>
>
>
> It appears as part of the previous message, NOT a NEW message.
>
>
>
> If you put A CARET at the start of every line SO FAR as ANYONE can see,
>
> you have WRITTEN NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!
>
> Well, I'm not living in Australia, I'm not an Aussie, so I suppose I've
>
> written nothing, it wouldn't be a first. I would appreciate your
>
> help during the daylight hours on the extreme West Coast of
>
> the Coast Mountain Range where I live only a few miles from the
>
> Pacific Ocean (and yes, I've admired you for some time).
>
> Liz
>
> Ign.

neonprose @ gmail.com

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May 29, 2013, 7:40:03 AM5/29/13
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On Saturday, May 25, 2013 11:04:46 PM UTC-7, Tom Reedy wrote:
> On May 23, 3:10 am, ignoto <b...@blahblahblah.blah> wrote:
>
> > Do you want people to read your posts?
>
> > As I stated earlier, I'm indifferent.
>
> > Or do you just want to piss off your fellow NG members by provocatively
>
> > mashing your own post into theirs?
>
> > See "indifferent" above.
>
> > If the former then STOP putting carets (">") at the START of EVERY LINE.
>
> >
>
> > CARETS = PREVIOUS POST
>
> > i.e.
>
> > ONE CARET: ">" = ONE PREVIOUS POST
>
> > TWO CARETS ">>" = TWO PREVIOUS POSTS
>
> > AND SO ON.
>
> >
>
> > Therefore, if someone replies to a message by writing:
>
> >
>
> >  > Elizabeth writes:  I'll stop doubting when the Strats find a play=20
>
> >
>
> >  >
>
> >  > in Shakespeare's handwriting.  Bacon (and Jonson his scribe)=20
>
> >  >
>
> >  > produced THIRTY SIX or THIRTY EIGHT PLAYS which the=20
>
> >  >
>
> >  > Strats simply ASSSSUUUME to have been written by Shappere,
>
> >  >
>
> >  > please resort to Twain to find that Shappere couldn't write=20
>
> >  >
>
> >  > his own name, least of all compete with Bacon and Jonson=20
>
> >  >
>
> >
>
> > It appears as part of the previous message, NOT a NEW message.
>
> >
>
> > If you put A CARET at the start of every line SO FAR as ANYONE can see,
>
> > you have WRITTEN NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!
>
> > Well, at least we're creeping up on the actual date which is, according
>
> > to Google, May 29.
>
> > Ign.
>
>
>
> This is the first time I've actually read a complete message from
>
> Elizabeth and Marco. Obviously they are the same person with
>
> dissociative identity disorder, both of the identities morons. Perhaps
>
> she or he is a shut-in with no other form of entertainment who got
>
> tired of being abused and so created another personality to abuse the
>
> first one in order to feel part of the group. Or perhaps they really
>
> are two separate individuals, both of them morons. Or perhaps they are
>
> the invention of Paul Crowley trying to stay out of first place in the
>
> moron category.
>
>
>
> TR
>
> When did you make a contract with Satan, Reedy? You are really
>
> the meanest poster to post in HLAS. No consideration for those
>
> struggling with the damnable carets.
>
>

marco

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May 29, 2013, 4:10:19 PM5/29/13
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neon...@gmail.com

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Jun 6, 2013, 4:49:19 AM6/6/13
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On Thursday, May 23, 2013 1:10:42 AM UTC-7, ignoto wrote:
> My god, the guys in HLAS have gotten cranky, I'm always in a good mood,
>
> Eliz.

neon...@gmail.com

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Jun 9, 2013, 2:23:02 AM6/9/13
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On Thursday, May 23, 2013 1:10:42 AM UTC-7, ignoto wrote:
> Do you want people to read your posts?
>
>
>
> Or do you just want to piss off your fellow NG members by provocatively
>
> mashing your own post into theirs?
>
>
>
> If the former then STOP putting carets (">") at the START of EVERY LINE.
>
>
>
> CARETS = PREVIOUS POST
>
> i.e.
>
> ONE CARET: ">" = ONE PREVIOUS POST
>
> TWO CARETS ">>" = TWO PREVIOUS POSTS
>
> AND SO ON.
>
>
>
> Therefore, if someone replies to a message by writing:
>
>
>
> > Elizabeth writes: I'll stop doubting when the Strats find a play
>
> >
>
> > in Shakespeare's handwriting. Bacon (and Jonson his scribe)
>
> >
>
> > produced THIRTY SIX or THIRTY EIGHT PLAYS which the
>
> >
>
> > Strats simply ASSSSUUUME to have been written by Shappere,
>
> >
>
> > please resort to Twain to find that Shappere couldn't write
>
> >
>
> > his own name, least of all compete with Bacon and Jonson's
>
> >
>
>
>

neon...@gmail.com

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Jun 9, 2013, 5:41:41 AM6/9/13
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On Thursday, May 23, 2013 1:10:42 AM UTC-7, ignoto wrote:
> Do you want people to read your posts?
>
> Uhhh, I need some technical help, I've just written a piece on
>
> Dr. John Dee but I don't know how to format it. The carets
>
> can wait, I've got the text in my mouse pointer, I suppose I
>
> can go back and add the carets after I paste the text.
>
> Or do you just want to piss off your fellow NG members by provocatively
>
> mashing your own post into theirs?
>
> Whatever, I'm trying to figure out how to squeeze my post on
>
> Dr. John Dee into this posting box.
>
> If the former then STOP putting carets (">") at the START of EVERY LINE.
>
> Alrighty. What's the alternative?
>
> CARETS = PREVIOUS POST
>
> i.e.
>
> ONE CARET: ">" = ONE PREVIOUS POST
>
> TWO CARETS ">>" = TWO PREVIOUS POSTS
>
> AND SO ON.
>
>
>
> Therefore, if someone replies to a message by writing:
>
> I guess I'm just going to have to post the Dee material here.
>
> Sigh. humanities.lit.authors.johndee
2 posts by 1 author



me (neon...@gmail.com change)
2:22 AM (10 minutes ago)


________________________________________________________________________________
> Elizabeth writes . . .
>
> I for one am burnt out on the Stratford Broker, he's as boring as hell,
> I can't even imagine his operating a whore house, the smells, the sinne,
> the deaths of young girls and their johns, so I'm thinking that we should
> expand our grasp of the Elizabethan era and discuss other Elizabethans,
> I've been reading about John Dee. Dee is absolutely riveting, I didn't
> know that 4,000 of Dee's volumes are still held by scholarly institutions
> around Europe, I thought they'd all been lost. And of course Bacon arrived
> at Montlake just in time to save much of Dee's library from the ignorant
> mob that was burning Dee's books in bonfires on Dee's lawn. I think it's
> very possible that the scene at Montlake was transcribed by Bacon in
> Don Quixote, recall that medicine played a large roll in the book and that
> the Spanish were also burning books.
>
> Elizabeth

> Ign. I will appreciate your help after I get the post on Dr. John Dee
>
> out of my mouse.

neon...@gmail.com

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Jun 9, 2013, 5:53:33 AM6/9/13
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On Thursday, May 23, 2013 1:10:42 AM UTC-7, ignoto wrote:
> Do you want people to read your posts?
>
> All righty, I'm going to stay on this page until I have a breakthrough
>
> I will read it over and over if I have to, until it sinks in. Thank you
>
> for your instructions.
>
> Or do you just want to piss off your fellow NG members by provocatively
>
> mashing your own post into theirs?
>
> Well, what if I just wrote shorter lines?
>
> If the former then STOP putting carets (">") at the START of EVERY LINE.
>
> Well, I thought I was just preparing the page so that I or another
>
> poster could just be ready to write.
>
> CARETS = PREVIOUS POST
>
> PREVIOUS POST? I HAVEN'T WRITTEN A POST.
>
> i.e.
>
> ONE CARET: ">" = ONE PREVIOUS POST
>
> TWO CARETS ">>" = TWO PREVIOUS POSTS
>
> AND SO ON.
>
>
>
> Therefore, if someone replies to a message by writing:
>
>
>
> > Elizabeth writes: I'll stop doubting when the Strats find a play
>
> >
>
> > in Shakespeare's handwriting. Bacon (and Jonson his scribe)
>
> >
>
> > produced THIRTY SIX or THIRTY EIGHT PLAYS which the
>
> >
>
> > Strats simply ASSSSUUUME to have been written by Shappere,
>
> >
>
> > please resort to Twain to find that Shappere couldn't write
>
> >
>
> > his own name, least of all compete with Bacon and Jonson's
>
> >
>
>
>
> It appears as part of the previous message, NOT a NEW message.
>
>
>
> If you put A CARET at the start of every line SO FAR as ANYONE can see,
>
> you have WRITTEN NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!
>
> Well, I was actually preparing to write SOMETHING!!!!!! but one line
>
> doth not a caret make, apparently.
>
> Ign.

neon...@gmail.com

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Jun 9, 2013, 6:06:55 AM6/9/13
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On Thursday, May 23, 2013 1:10:42 AM UTC-7, ignoto wrote:
> Do you want people to read your posts?
>
> Isn't that why we're here?
>
> Elizabeth queries:
>
> OK, here's a question. Do other posters stop to put a caret
>
> on the left hand side of the page before they begin to type?
>
> Or do you just want to piss off your fellow NG members by provocatively
>
> mashing your own post into theirs?
>
> Mashing? Provocation? Where did I mash my post into theirs?
>
> If the former then STOP putting carets (">") at the START of EVERY LINE.
>
> > Wait, you've got to answer my question . . !
>
> CARETS = PREVIOUS POST
>
> i.e.
>
> ONE CARET: ">" = ONE PREVIOUS POST
>
> TWO CARETS ">>" = TWO PREVIOUS POSTS
>
> AND SO ON.
>
>
>
> Therefore, if someone replies to a message by writing:
>
>
>
> > Elizabeth writes: I'll stop doubting when the Strats find a play
>
> >
>
> > in Shakespeare's handwriting. Bacon (and Jonson his scribe)
>
> >
>
> > produced THIRTY SIX or THIRTY EIGHT PLAYS which the
>
> >
>
> > Strats simply ASSSSUUUME to have been written by Shappere,
>
> >
>
> > please resort to Twain to find that Shappere couldn't write
>
> >
>
> > his own name, least of all compete with Bacon and Jonson's
>
> >
>
>
>
> It appears as part of the previous message, NOT a NEW message.
>
>
>
> If you put A CARET at the start of every line SO FAR as ANYONE can see,
>
> you have WRITTEN NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!
>
>
>
> Ign.
>
> I just finished a post on John Dee & Mountlake,
>
> I promise that I will study your remarks and try
>
> to associate them with the carets but it's 3 am
>
> here, I have to check on the racoons then go to
>
> bed. Thank you for your help. Hopefully I'll
>
> be working on the problem when you return.

marco

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