They walk among us!
4Score
They walk among us....
I don't know if these are for real or not - hard to believe
some of them, but definitely worth a chuckle!
Enjoy!
I walked into a Burger King with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free".
"They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're
both free".
She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.
They walk among us and many work retail.
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them
shouted, "Look at that dead bird!"
Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"
They walk among us!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
him up every morning.
She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for
sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that
stuff."
They Walk Among Us!!
I used to work in technical
support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who
asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you
dialled is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
They Walk Among Us!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in
her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She
keeps it in the trunk.
They Walk Among Us!
My friends and I were on a beer
run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a
big party, we bought 2 cases.
The cashier multiplied 2 times 10%
and gave us a 20% discount.
They Walk Among Us!
I couldn't find my luggage at the
airport baggage area, so I went to the
lost luggage office and told the
woman there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to
worry because she was a trained professional
and I was in good hands. "Now,"
she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
They Walk Among Us!
While at a Pizza Hut I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go.
He appeared to be alone and the
cook asked him if he would like it cut into
4 pieces or 6. He thought about
it for some time before responding. "Just
cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
Yep, They Walk Among Us!AND........ they reproduce!
And they VOTE!!!!!!
Canuck57
Great chuckle! Humour!
But sadly, I believe yours to be real. My experience:
While I was driving a customer in a cab, she said she was looking forward
to seeing her boyfriend. At the destination (his place she asked for me to
wait as they were going out, so I did. She came back stating "the twit is
out drinking...so I need to go home. I asked about the fare and she
smoothly and unchalantly said since she didn't stay so the ride was to be
free.
You should have seen her face as I dropped her off at the police station!
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demibee
> They walk among us....
What's even worse than ignorance are those who wish to remain ignorant...
as though it's actual work to know something new. I have a few friends/
acquaintances who, if anyone ever offers up a piece of trivia, respond
with, "I'm sure I don't care" or "WHY would I want to know that?!"
I've found that attitude becoming more prevalent in the past ten to twenty
years.
db
gimme_a_break
asked if she could see if a certain person was at the bar. She put the call
on hold, looked down at the bar, with three patons at it and went about her
work.
When i saw the call on hold for so long i picked up and found out he had
been on hold for quite sometime. After explaining the story to me i asked
the hostess for her side. When I asked her if she gone to see if so and so
was at the bar she looked at me and said "Oh I don't know him"
This from the same girl who admits she will never get a driver's license
because driving a car involves doing too many things at once.
They walk among us!
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slow burn
A lady asked if we sold frings? I said whats that? She said a half order of
fries and a half order of onion rings on the same plate.
I said, I don't think the supplier has those.
I walk among you.
Rick Walker
"slow burn" wrote in message:
>I was volunteering at a minor hockey canteen. We sold fries and onion
>rings. A lady asked if we sold frings? I said whats that? She said a
>half order of fries and a half order of onion rings on the same plate.
> I said, I don't think the supplier has those.
> I walk among you.
I called my lawyer once, and his secretary answered. Throughout a
series of questions she asked "Your birth date?", to which I replied
11/18/55. She proceeded to ask me "Is that month or day first?"
They work among us.
Rick
Virtualmp3studio
Pizza shop.
Drunk caller.
"Yeah I'd like a pepparoni pizza with mushrooms"...click.
45 minutes later same caller...
"Hey f$%ker where's my pizza?"
Response, "it's on its way"...click.
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