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Disclaimer: Neon Genesis Evangelion is the property of Studio GAINAX,
and the US distribution rights belong to AD Vision. No profit is
being made nor is expected from this work. Characters such as the
Geisha Aiko and other characters not contained within the original
story were invented by myself, and any resemblence to actual
characters living or dead is purely co-incidental.

Permission is granted to redistribute this story in its original form
electronically, as long as all accompanying disclaimers and notes are
included.

This fanfic contains many spoilers and was intended as a personal
fanfic to make up for the (IMHO) abysmal way the original series
ended; an eagerly anticipated finale (Japanese version) left me pissed
off, discouraged and a little depressed. So yes, it's basically a
feel-good story.

Several people have commented that others might enjoy it. I polished
it a little, ran it through a spell checker, read it for the 20th
time.There will be 5 to 10 posts at about 1 week intervals before the
full story is posted.

I had no idea where the story would go when I began it.
I have finished the story, but I can always add more chapters OR even
write another fanfic.


My knowledge of Japanese culture is limited and doubtless has many
mistakes. A kind nudge in the right direction is ok.:)


---Warning: Contains strong sexual content in later episodes.-----
Don't get started if you object to lemons!

This story was not originally intended as lemon, But later episodes
contain a strong sexual content of a non-violent nature.Some strong
language exists, but I thought that the situation called for it.

Constructive criticism,comments, or even a kind word are welcome at
te...@my.host.net or

bth...@yahoo.co.jp

Thanks to all the other fanfic writers who gave me the courage to try
my hand at writing this.

Teisu

The House of Ikari

Chapter 1

"Give me back my Shinji!" Misato screamed at the eerie form of EVA
Unit 1.
The empty entry plug and plugsuit were lying on the ground in a pool
of LCL.
Almost in answer, the nude form of Ikari Shinji was spewed out of the
EVA and lay on the ground.

The recovery team scrambled into action.
Shinji awoke several hours later. How long? A month!
After being poked and prodded, stuck and probed, being wired up to
every imaginable recording and sensing device over the next several
days, he was allowed to return with Misato to his residence. "Instant
curry with ramen? Reminds me of my first meal here. And I thought the
infirmary food was bad!"
Misato as usual was lounging in a pair of extremely short shorts.
"Butt floss", he thought getting an eyeful of her cheeky buttocks
protruding from under her scant clothing.

"It's so good to have you back!" Misato oozed, probably due to the 4
beers she had consumed while preparing her trademark instant dinners.

Asuka was her usual fiery self, "I suppose you want your room back!"

"Sorry, but where am I supposed to sleep?" apologized Shinji.

Suddenly the Major was speaking. "Get your stuff out of his room, and
do it now!
"And find get his SDAT Player and tapes for him too. You did what!
Well get them back or you will be doing dishes and chores for the next
month to pay for their replacement!"
Asuka decided that a slightly drunk and angry Major Katsuragi was
nothing to argue with and left the table. While Misato drank a few
more beers and got a little too close and gushy, Shinji noticed that
Asuka was moving a great deal of material. Videotapes, CD's, books,
school uniforms, underwear, pillows, and video games were carried
across the hall and unceremoniously dumped on the floor in her room.

A few minutes later, Misato performed inspection, of Ikari's quarters.
"Sweep and mop it as well", she growled at Asuka.

"But."

"You'll do the windows too, if you don't put my underwear back! The
silk ones with the lace trim - especially!"

Shinji looked up at Asuka as she turned a brilliant shade of crimson
complementing her red hair. Shinji blushed.

"There, there, Shinji-chan," Misato cooed.

"Perverts" said Asuka, getting back to her chores.

An hour later, Shinji lay quietly in his room, no tape player to
distract him, listening to Misato and Asuka each laying claim to
various pieces of apparel.

Misato knocked a few minutes later. " It's good to have you back,"
she whispered. "Asuka is also pleased, although she is too proud to
admit it." "Sleep peacefully, Shinji-chan."

"Ikari!" Touji yelled. Asuka called this morning and asked me to
bring this. The batteries are new, and you can even have the tapes I
bought for it". "Boy, are you pale! Have you spent the past month in
the hospital?"

"I don't remember anything except the battle and waking up 3 days
ago."

"Welcome back anyway."

The teacher entered, the class arose in unison and bowed.
"I see that for once in a long time everyone is present", remarked the
teacher. "Please be seated and let's begin.

The day was pretty much like any other; the teacher was asked a
question about the Second Impact and proceeded to spend the entire day
lecturing on it. Touji sat smugly in his pride of being able to
manipulate the teacher to a no-brainer subject.

Asuka sat studying Kanji, hoping the teacher didn't notice, Rei sat at
attention patiently listening, Kensuke was stealing glances at a pair
of legs carelessly (?) left exposed.

Shinji was looking through the laptop computer at the material missed
during his absence, to his surprise a message appeared.

" Thank you, Ikari-sama. "

Shinji was surprised at the use of the high title used with his name.
"Thanks for what?" he typed back.
"For my life, for those in this school and all on the earth."

"Who is this?"

"I pledge my life to you."
CONNECTION ENDED

"...And that concludes today's lesson." "Class dismissed" The class
arose and bowed.

"Guess what!" grinned Kensuke, "Asuka's wearing black lace underwear!
Got a good look too!"

"AND WHAT ARE THE THREE STOOGES DISCUSSING TODAY?" exclaimed Asuka
from behind them.

"Asuka, Misato will be pissed, at you wearing her clothes! Especially
after yesterday!" said Shinji.

"Liar! These ARE my clothes!

"You shouldn't call Ikari-san a liar". Rei stood quietly next to
Shinji.

"Asuka, I didn't know you owned anything b..b..black!" Shinji
stammered.
"Why you pervert!" Asuka swung and caught Shinji on the side of the
face, the skin numbing and then stinging from the force of the blow.

Asuka felt the room spin as the force of the slap spun her head and
dropped her to her knees.

"Apologize to Ikari-san," said Rei quietly.
The remaining students in the class stood dumbfounded.

"I would rather die than do that!" Asuka cried, getting up and moving
out of range.

"Then I will do it for you." Rei replied.
Rei faced Shinji and then to everyone's amazement knelt on the floor
with head down, arms extended in front of a very self-conscious young
man.
"Ikari-sama, please forgive this disrespect, we know you serve and
protect us. You have honored us with your presence today and we have
not remembered your service and have permitted you to come to harm".

Shinji stood in amazement at this pronouncement and briefly had an
image of his father towering over him the day he first piloted EVA-01.
"What was going on?"
Shinji responded, fumbling for the appropriate answer. "I accept your
apology, no harm has occurred, Ayanami-san". Rei still knelt prostate.
"Please get up". Still there was no response.

Rei reached out touching his shoes. " I pledge you my life -
Ikari-sama."

Asuka opened and then closed her mouth.

"Go home everyone, there's nothing more to see," said Shinji reaching
down to help Rei get up. Rei got up and followed Shinji out the door.

"She what? " exclaimed Misato.
" I can't get her to go home, said Asuka, "She followed him home, has
helped him study, washed his clothes, scrubbed his back and threatened
me.

"Hmm, Rei?"

"Yes, Major?"

"What brought this on?"

"She struck Ikari-sama."

Misato was startled at the statement. Rei was calling Shinji her
master.
"I see, please elaborate."

"He made a comment about my clothes," said Asuka.

"Something about black." Rei added.

Misato reddened, She lunged forward and flipped Asuka's skirt up and
then yelled, "Get out of them right now!" "Damn you, and I have a date
later this evening!" Misato dropped the hem of the skirt.

Asuka gingerly stepped out of the underwear and tried to hand them to
Misato, who ignored her efforts.

"I want them back clean!" yelled Misato, "now go put your own on,
unless you want to risk entertaining everyone with an improper move!"

Asuka moved to comply, too slowly for Misato who yelled, "On the
double!"
As Asuka dashed for her room, and her skirt rode up revealing her
backside to a surprised Shinji and chuckling Misato.

"I'll drive you home, Rei."

"Major, you are intoxicated, it is best for me to remain here."

Driving under the influence while carrying an EVA pilot was an offence
likely to get one shot. Misato sighed. "Fine. Shinji can sleep on the
couch and you can have his room."

"That is not acceptable, I will sleep outside his room, unless he
wishes to bed me."

"He is just a boy, Rei!"

"He is a warrior and a soldier, and has fought to protect you as
well." He is entitled to a woman to comfort him."

"Shit!" This argument couldn't be won.

Shinji stood there wondering what to do then realized that he had an
erection. His movements to cover himself only made it that much more
apparent.
Rei and Misato said nothing.

"Ikari-sama, what are your wishes?"
Shinji glanced at Misato then Rei. " I am going to my room -alone."

Rei nodded, "Then I will guard your door."

Misato picked up her cell phone, dialed, paused, mumbled about
something that had just came up, and that she had to cancel the date.

Misato woke to the sound of a large THUMP and then Asuka crying. "What
the hell?"

Stumbling out of bed and fumbling for a light switch, she went into
the hall to find Asuka bawling on the floor. Rei was standing quietly
over her. "You may not enter unless you are invited, Second Child."

"It's 3am, Asuka! What are doing up at this hour?"

"I wanted to know if the great Shinji-sama was porking Wonder Girl
here."

" His orders were to sleep alone, however, if you had wished to bed
him, you should have said so earlier," said Rei calmly.

"I would never!"

"Give it up Asuka, he may have a harem before the week is out," yawned
Misato.

"Are you injured?"

"I guess not, she used a hip throw and I landed on my butt."

"If you disturb the house before 6am, I will expect Rei to beat you up
quietly."

"Yes, Major," nodded Rei.

"Go to sleep and leave me alone!" was heard from Shinji's room.

Asuka vanished into her room until morning and didn't come out until
Shinji was out of the bathroom.

Rei, later that week at NERV, addressed the Commander.
"Commander Ikari, I am requesting money to purchase some personal
items."

"Such as?"

"Kimonos, several obis, fans, slippers, and a tea service."

How much money are we talking about?

"About 10 million yen."

"That is a large sum of money. "

"What relevance is this to piloting an EVA?"
"I believe these items will enhance the ability of all of your pilots
to function as a team."

"That will be all, Rei."

"Yes, Sir."

"Major Katsuragi!"

"Yes, Sir?"

"I am setting up an account for the Pilots, you will assist the First
Child in handling the funds. If morale and performance improve, the
practice will continue, if not, it won't. I understand that Rei has
left her assigned quarters and has relocated at your residence. The
sync ratios of the Children have recently shown improvement, I will
allow this."

" I don't think you really understand, " thought Misato.
"Although I don't understand why Asuka would actually improve," she
mused.

---

"You want me to wear this rag?" screamed Asuka pointing at the pink
kimono emblazoned with a turquoise seascape.
"Yes, you spoiled brat", retorted Misato. "That 'rag' as you put it,
with accessories cost more than a year's pay for someone in my pay
grade. I suggest that you respect it as a museum piece and not as a
dust mop. This one will be worn on occasions as dictated, and stored
on a special hanger. Teachers will assist you in wearing and
maintaining this and the other garments.
Asuka noticed the gold thread, and the exquisite detailing woven into
the garment. "OK, well it's pretty, but I don't have to like it."

"There is a more simple one here for daily wear." Misato pointed to
the colors of green, blue, black, tan and yellow. You will be attired
in one when you are not in school and living in this apartment."

"Are all these for me?" moaned Asuka.

---
The group sat kneeling style around a traditional Japanese table.
Their instructor went through the motions of the Japanese tea
ceremony. Asuka and Rei, traditionally dressed were at each side of
Shinji. Misato was also traditionally attired; their instructor
patiently and meticulously guided each movement.

"Who does this crap anymore anyway," complained Asuka.

The instructor paused, "The ability to create beauty and elegance from
simple forms never will go away," If I can teach you how to do this,
you will develop the inner beauty that will enable you love yourself,
and others to love you."

"Miyako is one of the last remaining Geisha," explained Misato. She
is an official treasure of Tokyo-3.

"I don't take direction from a whore!" blurted out Asuka.

"A common mistake. I have trained in many disciplines, music both
Japanese and Western, painting, board games, cards, conversation in 7
languages and dance, as well as the arts of love. A present sponsor
has requested I learn golf so he will have a golf partner. I am
presently shooting in the mid '70's."
"Shall we continue?"

Weeks later, the tea ceremony occurred again under the watchful eye of
Miyako.
The cleaning of the apartment, the dressing in the best clothes, the
ceremonial washing of the steps, all met with her nod.
The smooth, deliberate actions of the water, bowl, tea, whisk,
rotation of the bowls and sharing of the tea all met with her
approval. At the end of the ceremony she was sobbing.

"Thank you for allowing this, " she murmured through her tears.
"Excellent, quite excellent."
"It has been too long since I have seen this done properly."

It was several minutes, before anyone spoke.

"Misato-san?" asked Rei. "Can she continued to teach us?"

"I suppose so, it depends on your ability to continue to operate as a
unit."

"What would you like to learn, Rei?"

"Dance."

"And you Asuka?"

"Love." A pink flush started coming to her cheeks.

Misato blanched.
"I don't think that's appropriate for a girl your age," Misato began.

"We could always simply start with strengthening exercises, such as
the Keagel," interjected Miyako.

"What's that?" Misato inquired.

"The act of stopping the flow of urine," Miyako replied. "It
strengthens the pelvic muscles in both men and women and improves
sexual response."
"The art of love begins up here, tapping on her temple. One's partner
must feel both loved and confident, relaxed, full of joy and must be
welcomed into one's self."

"After this occurs, the act can be considered pure."

Geisha do not marry, although I would highly recommend the framework
of marriage to any sexual relationship to permit the proper care and
nurturing of children.

"Children?" said Asuka, "No way!"

"Children will result from sexual intercourse, it is the way of
things." replied Miyako.
"If the consequences cannot be considered acceptable, it is best to
refrain from such things. May I suggest simply the strengthening
exercises for now," and I would suggest an alternate means of
continuing life - cooking. Which style? German, Japanese traditional,
Italian, Chinese, Vegetarian variations?"

"Japanese traditional," Rei spoke first.

"Deutsche," spoke Asuka.

"Microwave," said Misato.

"No thanks, I do too much cooking already", commented Shinji.

"I understand that you play the cello, Shinji-sama," Miyako commented.
"May I assist you in improvement, I am an accomplished violist, and
guitar player."
Miyako noticed a barely perceptible bow from Rei and ever so gently
returned the bow.

"Thank you, I would like to continue my music studies," Shinji
answered.

"I have agreed to accept Misato-san as a client, I will arrange the
times for your lessons."

"Misato-san, may I see Rei-san privately?" Misato shrugged, "Sure."

"Please accompany me, Rei-san."

Rei did not move. "Go ahead, Rei," said Shinji.

"Domo, Ikari-sama," said Miyako with a gentle bow.

"Misato-san is our guardian, Ikari-sama's guardian. She will be
adequate while we walk," remarked Rei as the classically dressed
ladies moved through the quiet streets creating a small buzz, however
no one approached them.

"I perceive a bond between you and he that is forged in fire and
blood." stated Miyako. "What is he to you?"

"He is my life, my lord, my master. I owe him my being and my life."

"I perceived this only from the study of history, I am aware that only
a few female samurai ever existed.

"There is seldom anything truly new," said Rei.

"What about the other girls?"
"Asuka-san is a warrior also, she does not honor my master, however
she also protects him."

"I don't understand."

Rei ignored the last comment and continued.
"I cannot kill her and remain next to my master to protect him. He has
no one else to watch over him."
"She is of more use to him alive than dead, so I allow it."

"Rei-san! You must not speak of such things; however the code of the
Geisha is silence, so I am honor bound not to report this to
authorities."
"Has apology been made for her injury to him?"

"Yes."

"Accepted?"

"Yes."

"Then I suggest you honor your master's wishes and leave her alone,
that is unless she directly threatens his life."

"I cannot simply stand and watch her cause him pain."

"I see that the girl is not too terribly bruised at present although
she is favoring her right side."

"I threw her out of the tub. She spent over an hour in her soak and
would not allow anyone else to share the bath."

"Hmm, how is this affecting her ability as a warrior?"

"I don't know."

"May I suggest that you not damage her when dealing with her?"

"What are you suggesting?" asked Rei

"A spanking perhaps?" smiled Miyako.

"I want a sword," said Rei.

"To cut off Asuka's head no doubt."

"No, to protect my master's life and to end my own life should I
fail," replied Rei.

"Rei-san, but how can you always keep it with you?"

"Unnecessary, I will secure it in a safe place before going into
battle. It is of no use in an EVA."

"Damn, you ARE a warrior, You are a pilot of those huge machines.

"Yes, I am the designated pilot of Unit-0. The machine will be my
sword when I am in it."

"I will secure for you a sword, Rei-san, It will not be a classic
design, but will be more suited to your needs."

Rei and Miyako quietly made their way back to the apartment.

"Asuka Langley, I would speak with you now," uttered the Geisha in
impeccable German.

Asuka arose in an elegant and graceful move that did justice to the
kimono she was wearing.

"Do not worry, I shall be back shortly."

"There she is again!" was whispered a few people on the balcony "It's
really Miyako!"

"Asuka, my child, you are in great danger, your life may depend on
your interaction with your household. Make peace with Shinji and Rei,
and yourself.

"What's with the blue-haired bimbo anyway?" asked Asuka.

"She is Lord Shinji's retainer now."

"Lord Shinji? Are you batty? What's a retainer anyway?"

"This is deadly serious." If you humiliate or strike Shinji ever again
you may get seriously injured or killed by Rei."
"I cannot prove this, but I think she may have sympathizers who may
act on her behalf, " for in the past, Rei refused to kill you because
it would mean losing her closeness to her master." This may change at
any time." "Rei may ask a second to dispose of you without asking
Shinji's permission."

"So I'm supposed to be afraid?"

"How's your right leg?"

"Shiest! What am I supposed to do now?"

"I would start with a prostrate apology in front of witnesses if I
were you," remarked Miyako, "very humbling, for you, but will satisfy
Rei, who apologized for you, If I read her correctly. Shinji will be
embarrassed, but honored and being a good boy will probably not order
her to kill you." Miyako smiled.
"Becoming his concubine is probably out of the question. Alternately,
even personal enemies work well together as retainers for a common
master."

Asuka felt the blood rise in her face, as the Geisha continued.

"I would not suggest admission as retainer, because Rei would indeed
kill you if Shinji were to reject you even if he did not realize the
importance of the moment. Allegiance to his clan as a trusted ally is
the safest short-term goal. After all, you fight a common enemy, even
Rei has acknowledged this and recognizes your value to her master. I
have a question for you Miss Langley. How many times has the young man
saved your life?"

Asuka stared blankly at the Geisha, the volcano incident flashed
through her mind.

"And how have you repaid him for your life?"

Asuka began to cry. "I called him an idiot! I don't want to grovel at
his feet, I'd die of embarrassment!"

I would suggest then that you then treat him as a prince. It is the
closest cultural link that describes your situation.

The walk was repeated with Misato.

Several weeks went by.


"Ikari-sama" A figure approached and stood about 25 feet away. "I
challenge your retainer to see if she is worthy."

"What is your challenge?"

"That she go back to being a girl and put this foolishness behind her,
that you grow up and stop hiding behind a little girl's skirts."

"And if you lose?"

"Ayanami's master receives an apology and a gift suitable to redeem
such an insult."

"I have no weapons, other than my fists, weapons aren't allowed at
school. Shinji replied.

"I have brought weapons suitable for children. Due to the times, the
fight will be with wooden swords." We shall fight until one of us
yields or your master acknowledges that you are an unworthy retainer."

Shinji moved forwards but was blocked by Rei,

"I am sorry Ikari-sama," her voice was cold, calm, and with a cutting
edge to it. "But this dog is not worthy to be pissed upon by you.
Before he may fight the master, he must defeat the servant."

"Well-spoken, Ayanami!" stated the challenger. Before Shinji could
protest, Rei moved swiftly and grabbed the offered sword in the
challengers left hand.
Rei swiftly swept the bamboo sword through a dazzling motion of sweeps
and curves.

"Where did she learn to do that?" Shinji wondered.

The challenger attacked without warning striking at Rei's legs. Rei
deflected the blows and counter attacked with a ferocity that left the
man retreating. Suddenly the man was down; Rei had caught him full in
the ribcage with a side swing that knocked him down. If it had been a
real sword, he would have been cut in two. He lay on the ground
clutching his side. "I yield!"

"Stop it, Ayanami-san!" Rei obeyed, with her crimson eyes flashing.

"NO! Let me finish this!"

"No, it's over. Lay down your sword." Rei lowered the bamboo sword but
still clutched it, glowering at her opponent. "Now! Apologize to
Ikari-sama!" she screamed at the man.

The man was on his hands and knees still grimacing from the blow to
his ribs.

"Forgive this test, Ikari-sama!" the man pleaded.
I am familiar with the sword's body, but not its spirit, for I am but
a humble craftsman.
I was asked to build a sword by a dear friend for a unique individual,
but I heard of your age, I doubted your purpose and your honor. I
humbly ask your forgiveness and ask that you receive my work into your
hands. Your retainer is indeed worthy of your service, Ayanami-san is
worthy to wear the sword."


He rose and presented small box to Shinji. Shinji examined the box,
removed the blue-handled short sword in its scabbard bearing the moon
it from its box and held it out to Rei, who tucked it into the belt of
her school uniform.

"There were three insults, I see but one gift! " declared Rei.

"The sword I have given you is for your home and formal occasions,
There is another that I have not yet finished that must be crafted to
the wearer. It is a concealable sword, not for the coward, but so as
to allow the retainer to function without arousing suspicions, in
today's world. Third is a katana, possibly to be my greatest work, and
lastly the lessons of a master swordsman for your retainer."

"Four is the number of Death," said Ayanami.

"That is for your enemies, Ayanami-san." was the reply.

"Your apologies and gifts are more than worthy to redeem your
indiscretion," replied Shinji bowing to the man. "But how do you wish
to be compensated for the difference?"

"I have already received compensation in the lives of my wife and
children, Ikari-sama", the swordmaker returned the bow, but much
deeper. "You shall not see me again." He gathered the wooden swords
and quickly left.

NERV's agents reported the mock sword fight to Gendon. " Must have
been a bully, anyone hurt?"

" Just the bully."

" He won't be back," thought Gendon. "Consider the incident closed."

Misato looked puzzled, "It appears that a matching umbrella to Rei's
formal kimono was separated from the accessories in our original
order. The clothing shop just called asking you to simply pick it up.
No additional payment is required."
Shinji shrugged. "I'll get it after school."

Rei preceded him at close distance; sometimes she followed, other
times she walked beside him. Rei had wanted to bring her sword to
school on numerous occasions, but Shinji had strictly forbade it,
pointing out the NERV security personnel that were frequently seen
shadowing the EVA pilots could also be considered adequate protection.
And the risk of having the sword confiscated by the police or school
personnel at grave risk to themselves as well as Rei, who he knew
would not surrender the sword without a fight.

He picked up the umbrella without incident and gave it to Rei. As it
was durable as well as pretty, she began carrying it with her.

Asuka had changed her behavior for the most part and frequently
addressed Shinji as Sen-pai, Ikari-san, or Shinji-san. She still
referred to Rei as Wonder Girl. The behavior could be considered
formal, cold but not impolite.

Her fights with Misato were frequent but short-lived. Chores were
still divided, but Shinji rarely got to complete all of his chores, as
Rei would always help him, much to Asuka's dismay.

Asuka began sharing the communal bath with Rei, Shinji and Misato on
occasions.

Miyako brought a stern faced man with her, whom she introduced as
Rakan.

"You have received the second of the four gifts." He informed Shinji.

"Where?

"The umbrella."

The umbrella had been searched, X-rayed, sniffed, magnetically scanned
and everything short of sawn in two. It had been shown at NERV HQ. It
had been carried to school.

"I have been informed that your short sword is still in your
possession, that in spite of your temptation to carry it in the
traditional manner and disobey your master, you have respected his
wishes and also retained your sword." "Get your umbrella!"

Rei brought out the accessory.

"I am pleased that I too have passed the test, for if the second gift
had been discovered, it would have dishonored me."
"Please present the sword to your retainer, Lord Ikari."
Shinji held the umbrella out with a single hand to a kneeling Rei
who re-accepted it.

"Now, for your protection, please leave us. This is strictly a matter
between servants."

Shinji and Miyako retired to the center room and played a string
selection in the center room, surprisingly, Asuka applauded at the
end.

Rei and the man emerged several hours later. "I am satisfied," he
remarked to Miyako and Shinji, her devotion to her master is tempered
with good judgement, as fine steel can both cut and flex. "

Rei was beaming, but Shinji did not know the price of seeing the naked
blade until after he went to bed.

He heard Asuka exclaim, "that's a nasty cut, Rei. "How did you ever
cut your hand like that?"

There was no answer.


School had settled, down, Rei, Asuka and Shinji sat in class; Asuka
and girls chatted about boys. Talk about Rei and Shinji was pretty
non-existent except for the occasional speculation of them already
being married. A new young man approached the fiery redhead about
going to the movies. Touji and the others prompted him. They figured
that the verbal lashing resulting from such an exchange would be great
fun.


" Why how very nice of you to ask!" gushed Asuka.

"That would be very nice," of course. It looks that someone has
finally arrived who knows how to make a girl feel pretty!"

The stupefied classmates stood around with slack jaws while Asuka
smiled at them, flashed her fingers in a two fingered salute and
looked positively CUTE.

"What are the results from the last sync test, Doctor?"

"Rei is up another 10 points. Shinji is up 5 points. But Asuka is up
over 30 points!"

"Very impressive, do you have anything to add, Major?"

"Rei and Shinji are very close, but do not appear to be getting
romantically involved. Asuka has actually become a pleasure to live
with and is rapidly becoming the most desirable girl in school."

"Only results interest me. Very well, your cultural funding will
continue at its new rate."


"Asuka, how are you doing?"

"Oh Miyako, I got asked out on a date!" He was new and shy, but
polite, so I accepted. I made him feel wanted and important." " Then
I got asked out by almost every boy in the class!"

"Why didn't Misato teach me these things?" They seem so easy!

"Asuka, smiled Miyako. How old do you think I am?

"Early thirty's, late twenties?"

"I am sixty-three years young, Asuka. I have the wisdom of centuries
in caring for men, both young and old. It doesn't matter if they come
from humble or noble lines; they can all be frightened boys."

"Asuka stared at the flawless skin and trim figure of the Geisha.

"It is my wish that you continue to develop the inner beauty that has
started to shine though to your outside. This is for you and your
future husband, it is not for the selfish, the vain or the proud."

---

Rei stood outside Shinji's door silently holding her formal short
sword, her hand on the hilt. Shinji was sobbing inside his room in
shock and horror from what he had experienced only a few hours ago. A
man had been killed. It was a robbery attempt outside a restaurant in
Tokyo 3. Asuka's new boyfriend Eric was escorting her. All were
dressed in simple kimonos except Eric who decided that he was not
quite ready to wear a "bathrobe". Asuka's flowered yellow kimono and
red hair were a stunning combination, Rei's navy blue kimono was
striking and Shinji's looked quite handsome in his basic black.
Misato's crimson kimono was as effective. Eric had on a nice blue suit
and an orange and red tie that splashed color against his white shirt.

No one remembers exactly what happened. A man ran up knocking Shinji
down and grabbing Misato's purse. As he began running, his head simply
seemed to fall off his body. The fountain of blood that sprayed from
his falling torso covered them, staining their faces with red streaks.
Misato had her pistol in her hand from her thigh holster, grabbed
Shinji with her hand and threw him in the corner of the entrance.
Standing in front of him, she motioned for the other children to get
behind her. Blood was everywhere. NERV agents were converging.

"GET BACK!" screamed Misato." I don't know you!

One of the agents Misato knew. She motioned him to take up a defensive
position next to her. The local constables were clearing the streets.
A tape barrier denoting a crime scene was put up around the frightened
and confused party.

Everyone sat in silence in the infirmary,
They were advised not to discuss the incident among themselves.
Asuka held Eric's hand, who was still shaking.
Shinji sat with his head in his hands crying.
Rei sat staring straight ahead.
NERV had exercised is authority over the civilian government and had
its own investigation launched. The news accounts were quietly
quelled.

Each person was taken to a separate room and was debriefed with the
interview recorded.
Their clothes were taken from them and they were allowed to shower and
wore paper garments home.
Misato's purse was examined and returned, along with Asuka's makeup
case, Shinji's tape player, and Rei's umbrella.
A letter explaining the loss of the suit was given to the boy Eric
with a cashier's check for 500,000 yen.
The Major and Asuka took him home to frightened and concerned parents.

"But she IS a nice girl!" was heard coming from the house as they went
home.

The internal NERV memo from NERV security to the Commander:
"The wound of the victim is consistent with that of a very sharp
cutting instrument. It contacted the victim's shirt after killing
him, leaving a pattern of a string of circles. Death was
instantaneous. It is suspected that the killer who inflicted this
wound knew exactly how to do it, the lack of witnesses even among our
own operatives points to the killer as an extremely dangerous
individual." There is no known match to the circular pattern. Nothing
to indicate whom would possess such in instrument. The examination of
the total wound revealed absolutely no metal particles. Examination
under an electron microscope of a section of neck bone from the wound
indicates a slicing action occurred similar to a sword stroke, however
we cannot be sure. A vibrating blade similar to the progressive knife
could have produced the wound and possibly the pattern. We are
uncertain if the cutting instrument was actually solid.
The fact that the victim was armed and engaged in a criminal act is
also puzzling. This individual was not a small time purse-snatcher,
but the member of an organization with known ties to SEELE. It is
suspected that he snatched the purse as a means to distract the Major
from the children. We are unsure as what was intended should this plan
have succeeded. Resulting circumstances would indicate that the
children have made powerful allies outside of NERV.
Footnote: Rakan, master swordsman to the Imperial Court and friend of
Miyako recently visited Major Katsuragi s apartment. The cultural
emphasis of the children's education would not make this unusual.
At the time of the incident he was teaching a young man a sword dance.
Therefore questioning him would require permission from the Royal
House and much more than mere suspicions. Questioning Miyako would be
a public relations nightmare and it is unthinkable to ask her to break
her code of silence where her clients are concerned."


" Rei." Asuka approached. "May I see Shinji-sama?"

Rei relaxed and softened slightly at the first use of the higher
title.
"He left no orders about being left alone."

Rei opened the door and Asuka approached him and gently took his hand.
Rei looked quite stern but said nothing.

"If you wish me to stop, simply say so."

The boy sobbed, "Why does there have to be killing?"
Asuka caressed his face and touched the tears streaming down his face.
Asuka held the crying boy for about an hour and stroked his face and
sang to him.
Suddenly he was asleep.

"Domo Langley-san, "said Rei.

"You have healed his pain and I am indebted to you."

" It is you who apologized for the pain I caused him at school, "
Asuka responded bowing. She added, "my debt to you is far greater."

Rei smiled that half-sad little smile that was so rare. "Are you my
friend, then?"

"Yes, Rei,"

---

About a week later Shinji was at NERV for an activation test with
Misato.

Rei asked Asuka, "Will you be my master's woman?"

Asuka's mind whirled, "Oh no, now what do I say to her first request
now that we're friends?"

Asuka replied carefully, "Shinji-sama is a most worthy master, if he
receives permission from his father, from my father and has the
marriage ceremony appropriate for his station, I will consent." "But I
will not surrender my virginity to any man whom I cannot call
Husband!"
Asuka's eyes flashed at the end of her statement. The old Asuka
Langley momentarily appeared hands on her hips, and very sure of
herself!

"I have already asked Commander Ikari," stated Rei flatly.

"What did he say?" Asuka looked serious.

"He didn't say anything."

"I have also asked Miyako for her services for the master."

"And?" Asuka smiled.

"She said that Misato is the client " answered Rei, "But will bed
Shinji if asked to by Misato."

"What did Misato say?" giggled Asuka.

"She didn't answer, either." Rei looked puzzled. "Pillowing is one of
Miyako's talents isn't it?"

"I'll ask Misato if she wants to! No, that would be fraternization
with a lower rank." Rei pondered the dilemma.

Asuka ran from the room unable to contain her laughter.
Closing her door she headed for the bed and buried her head in the
pillow and roared with laughter. She laughed so hard he began losing
her breath. The images in her mind of the flushing Misato, the
embarrassed Commander, and the confused Rei only made it worse. She
rolled onto the floor and gasped for air and then started all over
again. About a half-hour later she had composed herself.

"Hi, it's me!" announced Misato. Shinji headed for the kitchen. It
was his turn to cook. He had started cooking again. He had missed it.

"Hi Asuka!" bubbled Misato. Asuka started laughing again. "What's so
funny?" Asuka laughed harder with tears running down her face. "What's
gotten into her?" asked Shinji.

"Not you!" Asuka answered the unintended pun. The intensity of her
laughter increased.

"Is something wrong?" Misato asked Rei, who looked very confused.

"I told her about your reaction to my request for Miyako's additional
services for Shinji."

"Oh, no!" said Misato violently blushing.

Asuka was laughing so hard she was clutching her abdomen in pain and
gasping for air.

"Services? What services do you mean?" said Shinji.

"Go to your room Young Ikari! That's an order! Rei, sit on him if you
have to. Just keep him out of here. Asuka may be in real trouble."

Misato picked up the gasping girl and laid her on the couch. She
dialed NERV medical services. "Set scramble to 5 Baker Zulu." She
keyed a code into her cell phone. "Roger, I copy. The Second Child
is laughing so hard she may be going into shock," Misato reported. "No
this is not a joke!" I will personally blow your anus out of your
eardrums with my pistol if you are not here in 3 minutes!"
"Then I will turn you over to the Commander!"
"Yes, I am with the Second Child,"
"Do what?"
"Repeat the procedure. Roger, I copy."

Misato dropped the phone and slapped Asuka hard. The pain and stinging
sensations brought the laughter to an end.
The Medical services rushed in with a litter, started an IV of D5W and
had her vital signs in seconds. "Damn! This isn't looking good!" Asuka
was now crying in pain doubled over. Asuka was being strapped in a
pressure suit.

"Major! We have a surgical team standing by." "Roger, starting
Ringer's Lactate." The tech spoke into his headset.

---

"I am so sorry, but I just couldn't help it!" Asuka smiled and then
grimaced. "Ouch!"

"You tore your abdominal muscles and began bleeding internally. The
surgeons have repaired the muscles and stopped the bleeding. You will
begin physical therapy in three days to avoid losing muscle tone. A
plastic surgeon performed the open and close procedures to eliminate
scarring. You will follow his instructions in caring for the
incision." Misato informed her.

"Damn! This smarts! Asuka looked at her abdomen; a swollen purple line
ran across her bikini line.

"As required by regulations, I have made a formal report of the
incident, which no doubt will be passed around to every department at
NERV," concluded the Major.

--
In another area of NERV...
"Is that the report?" asked Commander Ikari.
"Burn it! AND GET THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FACE!"

Asuka recovered without incident, the reminder was a thin pink line
that the surgeon assured her would fade away in a few months. Her
physical therapy kept her abdomen flat, Miyako had some exercises she
also recommended. "I tore a muscle playing tennis once," she remarked.


End of Chapter 1


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