12 oz Pimm’s
6-12 oz gin (Depending on how quickly you’d like people to get off their faces. Had about 8 oz in today.)
32 oz lemonade
12 oz (or 1 can) Sprite or 7-up
1/3-ish English cucumber, thinly sliced
1 lemon
1/2 large bunch of mint (about 1 big handful)
Smack the mint a bit to release the oils (and to show it who’s boss), and drop into the pitcher with the cucumber slices. Squeeze in lemon and drop in the halves. Mix Pimm’s, gin, and lemonade, top with Sprite. Either add a bunch of ice to the pitcher or serve over ice. Ta-da!