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[Final attempt at humor to keep you from crying over loss of your precious money] >There are three

Q: What sort of taxes do marijuana dispensaries file? A: Joint returns. Q: Why are taxes like golf? A

>IRS agents are always tired after April 15th because their work is so taxing. >My Moms knew I

Q: What sort of taxes are there on trash bags? A: Hefty ones, and no one is Glad about it. Q: There

[How many "trillions" in new taxes am I (and my grandchildren) going to pay for a socialist

[“Senryu” is three-line, often unrhymed Japanese poetic form structurally like “haiku” with 5-7-5

41. SIX OF ONE, HALF-DOZEN OF THE OTHER (about the same, so it really doesn't matter) 42. HEARD

31. UP THE CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE (in a difficult situation, with no means to remedy it; from early

[ten more examples of common language of a century back, many still used today!] 21. OLDER THAN DIRT

[more common phrases of a hundred or more years ago] 11. IT COST YOU NOTHING TO TAKE A LOOK (nothing

(We've chuckled at Southern words, Midwestern phrases, Boomer slang, and Computer jargon in

[The first weekend of each month is a time to encourage and inspire our blog readers to greater

About 115 years ago, almost everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today, almost everyone

Just in case you've had a rough day, here's an eight-step stress management technique

We retired in April 2021, so by now I've gained some perspective on what this stage of life looks

Larry B. boasted, “At the end of the sermon pastor said every head bowed and every eye closed. I beat

For years, the grif net has offered lousy jokes, lame puns, and low-quality humor on the first

[continued from last Saturday] We look at 5 more Bible verses about God's love, remembering that

41. LAY A PATCH (burn rubber or leave black mark on the pavement with tires 42. DISH IT OUT (give

[Still working on words/phrases that Boomers know but our kids or grandkids scratch their heads] 31.

21. CHECK OUT THESE THREADS (stylish clothing, that are “fit”) 22. TIME FOR A WIG CHOP (Haircut – don

11. IN A PICKLE (tricky predicament, from canning cucumbers in bitter brine) 12. CAN'T TEACH AN

[Previously wrote about words/phrases used in Midwestern states that might make them hard to

In the ancient Hebrew and Greek texts of the Bible, love is not confined to a single word or idea.

God grant me the senility . . to forget the people I never liked anyway, . . the good fortune to run

ODD CONFESSIONS ON JOB APPLICATIONS: JOB EXPERIENCE: "Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14

QUALIFICATIONS: "Here are my qualifications for you to overlook." SPECIAL SKILLS: "I

I grew up in Minnesota, went to university and grad school in Wisconsin, and first 15 years of

In a recent Vogue article, perfumes that are popular from Versace, Vera Wang, Dior, or Channel were

The recent Hollywood rewards shows demonstrated the worthlessness of the modern movie industry. Not