05/06/08 Grif.Net - Laws of Parenting

[Dr Bob Griffin]

Laws of Parenting

**The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next
morning.

**For a child to become clean, something else must become dirty.

**Toys multiply to fill any space available.

**The longer it takes you to make a meal, the less your child will like it.

**Yours is always the only child who doesn't behave.

**If the shoe fits, it's expensive.

**The surest way to get something done is to tell a child not to do it.

**The gooier the food, the more likely it is to end up on the carpet.

**Backing the car out of the driveway causes your child to have to go to the
bathroom.

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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
"Jesus knows me, this I love"