[We didn't need any egging on to share Morning Humor this week. Don't thank me, just raise a

I burnt 800 calories this morning. I forgot the pizza in the oven. Every single morning I get hit by

Every morning I announce loudly to my family that I'm going jogging, but then don't go.

A farmer owned an old mule, but the critter fell into the farmer's well. The farmer heard the

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. Lord Samuel It is important to our friends to believe

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. Greg Tamlyn The capacity for

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are

Never tell your friends, “I told you so” – even when you did. Wendy Jean Smith The holy passion of

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success. Doug Larson Between

Thomas Jefferson's Ten Rules for the Good Life Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.

The most unique tea I ever had was in the little town of Mercy, Australia, in the Outback near Ayers

What do English Commandos use to blow up their enemies? Tea 'N' Tea. What kind of tea hits

Why did Dr Bob burn his tongue? Because he was drinking tea before it was cool. What tea do rich

Bleeding ulcers run in my family. We give them to each other. A family is a unit composed not only of

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family . . . in another city. You can't

“Life is never made unbearable by circumstances, but only by lack of meaning and purpose.” ~Viktor

I had a bunch of salad puns, but I tossed them. Lettuce take a moment to appreciate these salad puns.

Fly Lutheran Air: If you are traveling soon-consider Lutheran Air, the no-frills airline-you're

My doctor tested my hearing and said I was going deaf. That news was hard to hear. I always thought

A friend complained how bad it was to live in the central USA. She wishes she were moved out the

What do you call a magician that loses his magic? Ian. What did the yoga instructor say when her

A little boy about 10 years old was standing on the sidewalk in front of a shoe store, barefooted,

What did the horse say after it tripped? Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy-up! What do you

The most shoplifted book in America is the bible. According to researchers, duct tape should never be

[This is a reprint from 25 years ago. Not so funny now.] "OLDER THAN DIRT" IS WHEN . . .

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? ** Knock, knock. Who's there?

[Reprint from the Grif Net 29 years ago, coming true in our lifetime] Today is the "official

Soldier, rest, thy warfare o'er, Dream of fighting fields no more. Sleep the sleep that knows not

The United States makes 25 percent of the world's cheese. Wisconsin produces the most (and best)

Most department stores tend to play slower music, in order to slow down customers and keep them