Glad you're entering into the spirit of things, Graham. Bernard
Mathews might take exception though. Bit too similar to Bootiful. And
Southernwater would take exception to that, come to think of it.
Sounds like their precious water's full of old boots. Three successive
hosepipe bans would be your penalty!
By the way, just heard from one of our other members, Glyn, that he's
jacked in art direction altogether now. Become a 'jobbing builder' ~
as he titles himself ~ full time, as well as renting out their Spanish
apartment. Fancy a break in Spain after your French sojourn? Or d'you
know anyone else who'd like a bit of sunshine? I'm sure Glyn and
Judith could fix 'em up.
Grenville