A woman goes into Great American Hunting Store to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday

[Troy Miller]

A woman goes into Great American Hunting Store to buy a rod and reel
for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she
just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

A Great American Hunting Store associate is standing there wearing
dark shades. She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about
this rod and reel?"

He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the
counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes." She
doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404
reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around combination; and
it's on sale this week for only $20 .00."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound
of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse,
her credit card drops on
the floor.

"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind. At first
she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind
clerk could tell it
was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the
only person around.

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me
the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"

He replies," Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call
is $11.00 and the Catfish Stink Bait is $3.50.

Troy
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