All very amusing and I love you guys making fun of them, but here is
something even funnier - the truth is, lil ole Mayhem-mad, the
illiterate camel driver, was from Syria, and back in those days, the
people there spoke a language called Syriac, related to but different
from modern Arabic. So when he was dictating his tales the person
writing down his story about what people who died spreading the word
of the new religion he was inventing could look forward to in the
Afterlife, what he actually was talking about were 12 little sundried
white grapes, otherwise known as raisons - the arabic-speaking
inhabitant of Mecca he was telling it all to got the similar word in
Arabic for a young unattached girl down by mistake. A lot of suicide
bombers would be horribly disappointed if there was an afterlife, but
of course that is just a figment of their founder's imagination, like
so much else in his book, the best use of which I have yet heard is
for toilet paper if caught short in the desert.
The Talmud and Torah and the Bible of the christinsane are equally
riddled with mistranslations and nonsense, so followers of the related
religions that use these need not feel so smug and superior. Their
books too are about as useful if caught short in the desert BTW.
Who is left to sort out then? Sikhs? Buddists ? Confused
Confucians ? Believers in the god Mammon ?
Put not thy trust in ancient prophets, but trust in the scientific
proofs derived from experiments and the calculations of mathematics,
for they alone tell us the Truth.
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